More shitty raps

textbook flips to the answer its
take a gander
there is no love outside transference
handsome as cancer is dancing with
your mother and your older brother
mixed together like a sweet drink in the warm weather
form fitting sweaters and crackers with marble cheddar edibles incredible flake cakes like
dander and anderson cooper grey suits with hitler's stomping boots
let's get being in cahoots
eating fruit loops with babe ruth
four different humours
their arms were computers
mix it together like the blooper reel
everyone get all gooped like I hope it's really real

have you melted like the moon into sticky hands of noon time?
until you have I guess Ill run away with all your love in streams
I made it through the winter with a warm mug of spring run off and your hugs like drugs
and I told you that you snore to see the look on your face bug
let's go bay by the southern bug
let's discover ourselves a home in the summer months before but once I blanked
angst described a sense of thanks for the memories
swoon like monogamy swing like mammary into corridors unsanitary
licking icecream off the floor




 never see your face
I liked to see
Never run the other way away from me
Say it with your lips pressed close your hands undoing clothes
loath the seaside as your daughter does her mothers eyes
waiting behind her brothers lies
the sandy shores of cottage time and rocky shores of august clime
august in its memory
climb the banks with his memory foam matteress and a pillow made of seaweed
smoking spliffs with me all night in my play house
in the park
in the park at night I can't remember but Ill always remember





I'm elephant stomp poacher celebrate scratch against trees go to a jazz club add ella fitz
gerald on the track with Chewie Armstrong in the back shit!
Seminal, his eminence, all the bitches filming this please send me tips
quick now let's zip to a place where they tuck and nip speaking specifically of
trips to the hospital and how they ain't worth it on the whole when you're waiting for so many hours and Obamacare the same road
different street signs now you're in a complete bind
while yesterday at your sisters place you were saying you were feeling just fine
meanwhile in a different crowd, people acting all posh while to us it's considered rude
getting good service from private doctors
Mrs having affairs with
they never talk to one another so
their husband's unaware
kids grown up and gone to college so the place is feeling empty and
things are getting lonely round the house with no homies

Let me spell it out in Scarlet Letters for anyone who cares
Plus one elf mad fair
sad garrison of adjectives lay next to her there at her feet
trying to describe but falling short of her cheeks
I'm crying out exhorbant terms trying to court her and quarter her peach
fuck it hire a quartet for her met her meddling with her best friend testing me by texting him bare
naked pictures right in front of me on our date at the company restaurant I guess it wasn't on as hot as I'd thought
let's t ime stop rhyme drop sweat drip try him trope crime grope into dime dope blind folks always turn they're lights out


Braising sparrows casing all the grazing marrowz in the territory check the forty story fall of metaphor into allegory calico cat raps snaps gone gorey with these seedy barbershop teenage hearthrob Cory hotline hot rhymes Who got lines to chop?
Got jail times for crimes.  Enhale trails said she nailed it on vine
pale in her face when they sailed through the fireplace
in a puff of floo powder said gimme a try sometime and here's a voucher
punch ya in the gut or review me like your manager
either I'd rather than what's in that cannister

Chasing feral cats with Professor Quirrel's second half guess the lesson's learning fast
turning back to spuring backwoods attraction from second cousin lovers
now you're laying undercovers saying how did this happen
taking naps with other people's husbands or wives leads to dirt naps and hurt sad sacks and all that jive
snaps not into that ball game so
if you fall into that volcano lemme know
demigod dumb it down for all of us round here
semi odd semiotics simmer down for at least a year three cheers
muskateers now lets pass around another round of beers and another until we experience weird fierce jeers or shed tears

lay in bed
spend a day in your head thinking of making bread and be convinced
of all the things you'll never do but probably end up doing anyway as hobby in the future when you're wobbly on your feet and your body's all shriveled like the pit of a peach
bit of the bite of the leech with shit in his teeth said sit here with me and teethe and tease whittle away time like a piece of sea wood at least as good as a fancy feast dinner for two say christ this should rise like yeast or raised eyebrow forehead crease
looking gnarly like the ithaca greeks
down on danforth cooking cans of beef for hand me down lunches with a bunch of anchovies
can't survive on this grub bub you're so low down you're in a dive
baked potato no chive so come alive undead with drives and just survive











Bull Mastiff on the track catchin a whiff of that bat
check the vampire with the werewolf scratch
careful back away from that
sable black CAT cable back to the table at sable island restaurant dressed to faunt my best but tastefully appointed
Level headed though insane he's wack
basically a wastrel hack
case of overacting actor blacking out
disaster but then fast come the Hapsburgs in a lapse of tact followed by the last of the hamburgers
she's making tuna sandwiches to bandage it but quick catch the hamburglar
NAMBLA in the Ambutrans with the amber lamps on Ambian mishandling Little Sambo and Wilt Chamberlain

Tapering apron strings to homosapiens draping trapsing through vhs tapes of the great apes like the greeks we're eating grapes at a feast of reclining peeps talking real deep















Tulips
 is all I need on my dick


smoke an L and have a brew
you
wouldnt believe
it shouldn't be but
I'm telling you
if you havent heard the news
a herd of two elephants
take cover from the elements
you've heard of what I'm selling you
 on the tv late at night on the community channel
a beauty to behold and a freaky one to handle
its like socks without sandals or milk shakes without bananas
telemon and peleus
Kellog's flake and milk have your fill mate
now that we're awake let's have some chips and steak
yeah we're getting baked having drinks yeah you're hearing clinks glasses raised cheers
three muskateers
just left the bar and we're mad weird on beers
walk into the lab we're
ready to go flow some sick shit like oops here we go now let's roll


 I'm on a burberry murder spree and it occurs to me
chavs purposely perpetrating perjury is burgeoning with emerging urgency in Anthony Burgess dreams imagine I'm diving from birch trees hurt my knees and now I'm heading to surgery Turgidly that's how the nerds refer to me emergency vehicle crashed on iced flipped over no chance of saving the life
fatally beta blockers pay apocryphal visits to the doctors but shock here's the twist the ice dradle be spinning and innings grinning beginning brimming and dimming light switches red and white light disco accident and is it as rich as itches wishing like magicians or a tax accountant christians impositions in positions abusing women
and that exact amount of
Magic Powder
Tragic failure in cash over the counter
a slow banana republic type of answer that will sway like dancer before you like the tantalizing vision of a ends of Samantha
tell me the answer
sell me the zantham gum that will entrance her
enhance our libido if we agree to those who beetle bug and thugging we suppose to be complete disposed fetal foes and womb twin shark spawn harken to the testing of the mirror trap Do you hear a bat?  FLAP FLAP do a hear a fucking bat?  Gun go CLAP CLAP here's my fucking gat
Zombies out the bat cave we're rocking sacks with dollar signs ballas in impalas and m-9
berrettas do it better 100% the timeyes we're rocking it so flawless like the emeralds in her dress which be on my floor and carried away by my accomplice as I take this girl to bed and I have my way with her and a gentlemen says that's all I'm going to explain to ya

snap's so laxed he's practically a dirt nap
in a pool of his own blood thugs say death is man's purpose
nephalim envelope him like a hug with a shrug doug
cause dig it gold nugget take the coins on his eyes cause it looks like he sprung for a trip
to the bunk bed dream tuck shop snippet from the past grip it fast
one shot but gun shot
snub nose bros in khaki clothes rock revolvers
welcome to the gun club bub we're hot as lava
scrub or hide behind shrubs like puck and don't give two fucks
like a fox it's uncanny
amanda show your body to me
randy never knew I
made advances like the army
weather pleather balmy
salvation harming
paul's nation's tardy
apple carty math parchment note cards and hearts held in like farts
taudry baudy babely bodies make me laud her dirty laundry
dry her wordy warding off in nerdy nordic ring
sing all the elohim and I'll sing all the valar and if your off pitch bitch fix it I ain't no fortune teller
but once i start yelling and get less yellow say hello
quake like jello in your boots and pray I mellow before I shoot or maybe oops
and this goes out to all my bitches out the sunroofs

carry marriage off with sparrows and heroines from novels
scoop out my brain like avacados drunk and drinking wine bottles
say me sado- play melato oh Bernardo open on open like a car door
say but I don't know so blame on her clay Madonna in a vague despondent circumstance and
King of England King of France
There is no life there is no afterlife and quit your trifling
grab a rifle and strife with a knife or a gun might fill in by swinging a pipe or in a bind I'll swing a close line round the neck and crack the spine piano wire some other time

Grimier then rhymes you find in the brine of brain vats say same thing same circumstance but asking awkward questions vexes Rex Lex Luthor quoth the verve of Superman in scarlet letter S the glyph of his own lithium.  Is he numb to it?  That's the question of the comics but the comics are they comic and how can episodic repetion in confrontation remain helpful and I'll quote the Alamo or Kalamazoo Hullaballoo I'm on a new plane of just not even saying words anymore so have an orange and rhyme it with doorhinge Gord Finch mortaging cottage with three bears and porridge is enormous corneas forming as wide as spiders webs let's go next to ourselves.  Plus one elves left the trees but we're just chilling in the breeze of this field now.  And electrical wires run through it and radition waves now.  And they space is just nothing well.  It's an ocean of radition.  X-rays.  Gamma Rays.  All that shit.


Elephants Gerrald on the Warpath tonight
Hyper than some psycho going out and taking lives
Hey can I vapourize with you guys?
What could I say but we only smoke with fire.

Elephants Gerrald with the elegance to spare, yo
Portugese Bakery Hot Bun Caldense's fair girls
Most people have a lot to say: Relevance zero
Elven hero 80s deNiro bleeding from the heart like pelican Akira
tell me the jungle cat feral
take this kale and streep it like meryl



new madonna made a gaudy vision of her body to me
honest that I knew in my mind ways view that demons musta brought her to me like a oddity exhumed from depths before me like a  mirror or a television shimmering screen gibbering glib and gibbous rib thin and crib bibs slim jim thin lipped and thin lizzy grin

Stomp elephant pelican peregrine falcon wearing a grin talking to a dolphin on the millenium falcon after the Maltese falcon I'm golfing with Dolph Lungrin hungering grumbling forpungent cheeeeese
Yo Six different walking down the street like we're fucking misfits but
If you gonna make a quip about how you don't like our shit you can say it to our face pretty please

Six different cheeses walking down the streets yes different types of cheap ass strats c plus mustache
no change no bus pass so we're begging or sneaking reeking of weed every day of the week and double on the weekend being Fridays was highdays and boozeday tuesdays and rules to obey to enjoy and hold gay
We're drunk riding bikes
 Elephants Gerald on the warpath tonight
that's right so hype you break your arm and nearly lose your life
Shit that was close bump some Gerald in the psyche ward parkour out the corridor and ford the gap between the lab door and poor tour guard kirkekaard in a scarf barfing up fluoxetine in waste boxes and on his moccasins no oxygen I'm detoxing and I'm approximately on oxis but I'm locked up and I'm doxing. paradox and demons are speaking approaching and encroaching on your life is trifer than the whole one stolen by moles in my skin colder than holding her hand and abandoning images.
Amateur vandal vanishing with your valuables and leaving footprints in the mud of their sandals for detectives to take casts of with white gloves and I ask you
what's it take to knight clubs?
Tight snug like anywhere from bear hugs to bodies wraped in rugs and locked in trunks



I bought an Ipod
make a nubile new bod for me steve jobbs
make me a cyclops
because depth is so complex that it bothers me eye drops
are what I really need please give me a pint of pine sol
I'm solving all problems by slowly going blind y'all


elephants Gerald
feral cat lewis carrol rap
eating tarot in a wheelbarrow call me sparrowhawk
snap's back with the whole clutch of crap
laxing in the trap well you best wake up out of that
better net a better income in bigham shirts and being hte king of this kingdom hurts
cause the crown hangs heavy
like my dick the way these bitches have been hanging on it lately

automatic writing my bet exciting titans of crap or reciting back ions of fires dawning in the funeral pyres of fires of liars tongues hovering and stung like bees that monsanto can't sand so afghanistand and the taliban in banned doctrinal posturing to viscounts on the horizon of dining out and manners I can't stand the whereabouts or thereabouts in this here or hereabouts they said it would be about but then the struggling mugging took place and misplaced agdjacent spaces of misplaced ages of days that have been dreamed of in remembered past seasons or legions of leisons on feet pealing disgusting like busting puss out of something or something else plus one elves back on the shelf and jacob is faking it now gradients of grades say wow or excellent but next elected president of denizens was someone else and what better way to drink yourself to death than to ring yourself out ring yourself up on the telephone because the way that the heaviness rests and I better redress the dress she was wearing and tearing apart better make art and part seas like they're red and better express train well I digress



yeah
i was unemployed
so i actually read that

teach me how hands work
I wanna open like cans derp
these doe eyes are spaceships though
foreign as tierra del fuego
sell me up the river in a magazine
nailed to a man who was dragging a dragon a mango and a langoustine
said bake all the bread till its dead
and shake out the blues
make up some rules instead and you'll win it in the end

That's how cash cow
last stop before dachau
last thought before I pass out
throw the raft out with the fishing rod to cast out
catching bass now largemouth and they're heading southbound on a river heading westbound
that's straight up the river to death now obsessed by the wrecks on the way it's a like a crucifix of planks from decks
ripped and torn like the body of our lord and it's absorbing how the reverend acts speaking out his ass the greatest truth told in the remembered past ask if you reflect doubt
he drank two cokes and passed the fuck out
wakes up drinking fanta with a fantasy to pantomime to
if I'm to you what he's to me then we freaks can frequent decently at least as recently as a precinct C was released from decontamination
re-examinating all the canisters they're taking on the trucks on vacations to the chemical depository in rows of 40 x 30 stacked by 10 and labeled GLory
SOrry
I'm coming home early
you heard me
I like em curvy and purdy like al but very verdy like Verdi
Vert in ancillars cancel our hansel and lancelot fanciful dance of plot and metaplot to set besought beside themselves I rhyme to tell the truth like Lucifer whispering to Eve to eat and to enjoy just what is good for her and what is not is bought as marriage to the man you once had brought unto the world and forgotten like Lilith erased from time by filthy haste and crime.

the blocker
the cannon
the shade

I eat the eyes of sheep
rise and take a deep breath before you die of sleep
in your eye weepingand crying
leaping lion sleep beside him
deep inside zion and I'm biding my time when crime and punishment
cunning conundrums and I'm done with it
take it and I'm running with it
come and get if you miss it
but it's mine now
I'm powerful inside wow catch a load of pride
Lucifer walking upside down but inside
coming out his mouth like bees or swarms of flies
pigs head on a pike
and if that's what you like
make them talk to Mike
c'mon mike, say what you're gonna say

If Treyvon Martin invades your apartment would you simmer, man, or Zimmerman?
If kitchen equipment is given to immigrants then shouldn't the midgets images of themselves deteriorate in a society where Miley Cyrus is the vilest nihilist to buy a list of names and recite them at crisis point?

 Isis ain't here so entice us with fear

kpax zaphod remember that
white cat on the tracks holla back
take a minute to relax and think of all the syntax smack forehead clap
snaps rolling snake eyes in the crap shoot
gluten crunch crouton it's been wack since neutron bombs calm as death and just as harmless
take what's sprouting out my back and castle that

4 horsemen of course man I endorse them
king of all the salads riding first it is the worst man
I've ever seen in terms of cursing and bursting drama queen type verses like you read up in the magazines
can't impersonate this person
famous cause he reigns us in
we're the dream team and he's in change
like the czar holding back his hounds with drooling mandibles
just ready to kill all those fucking salad bowls
     Next it's dexterous emmerson the temperance of an immersion blender yes he rocks it calm no splendor on the surface but under it he's stirring up the temperature whirring like a merlin with a scroll like a messenger
no matter who be testing ya you pass it flying colours son you only second to the number one
    Yo check it number 3 with a vengeance Johnny Lasagna calm from the marijuana he be smoking like farmer shout out to farmer ted, we be checking out his daughters yo praises be to the alma mater, flip a burger with the condiments you're so fond to mince, slice with the mandolin and dice no matter the price to your fingers or life
And if you start to get worried please don't
because I need 2 more lasagnas before you go
    Number 4 cold as ice forming from the days of the cold war in the fridge getting the vegetables to wash and toss the ones with mold spores zucchini spiral champion like my god this can't be done and then he does it like not to rub it in can I even say this in public I spit it with the truth you know the people they love it if they only would discover it in the woods like some bedtime stories we're some deep under covers shit

   


 I'm carrying a carry on on my way to merry one very fine Sumerian with a derriere to bury an Aryan or merried man cheating on his secretary and his wife interrogating him with no variance or tarrying with vegetarian areas of paris barristas or barrister lawyers protecting sequoias or serenading versions of ourselves from the past cause that's what we conjure up to ferry us like carriers of nefarious Ares or moonlight fairies dance
on the way to the next world
external texture out of context I'll ask you if
task you with facts checked graphs you cliff note crammed with your hands into tin cans
when my grin abandons sense clench your fist and swing back


wraps on racks on racks
hacking back black tar and animal farm dismantle the barn and build a bookcase with what you took with you just in case from the fire
a hundred ovens tall
they came like eyes in the night
dark at the centre but gleaming at you
flame and craving flicker
they blink in pattern like the trees moving against the backdrop of the sun
from the window of a train
and you drift in and out
it begins to rain


night time makes me think of...
nothing  hugging earth in friendship and earth mistakes it love
misnames it care
and writes it odes
it cut your hair and wove a dreamcatcher
and left a barrier of salt
around you sleeping
when you wake you break its spell


There is a single principle of philosophy as there is one thing life and now there's two things in life I suppose there are two in philosophy and now that I count that there's three things for sure.  And counting again four.  And addition at its core we make it's matheme crap a bore and pour a beer and schmere together coherence from appearance in delirium ranting back through language as a lecturn that is speaking to the lecture.

I miss the texture of the person that we liberated Christ for, and have abandoned or destroyed.  This coy make believe takes away the filth of complication with an air of zen, saying "Do not deal with the complication in life, simply buy this and you will have absolved yourself."  This is the catholic capitalism of buddha at the beginning of the 21st century.  The biotech is at hand and abandoning itself to nanotech and we're waiting for them so bad right now because America's kind of lost it but it's still the only thing going on on planet Earth so all these reasonable folks clamouring for the American dream in the Future Asia Prosperity Sphere are weighing on the Earth's resources like a fat kid in the bouncy castle.

There is little it would appear philosophy can do in a situation like this but offer consolation, a path of least resistance in the divergent course towards death which is our meted lot in life.  It can offer great and moving elegies on the nature of being-towards-death and how this universality of strife and a highly Christianized response to universality in isolated singularity.  If these answers had been sufficient, as they seem to have been for some periods of history, they are no longer so.

We have to escape the standpoint of will entirely.  One must think the opposite of determinism without resorting to free will.  Contingency has-- in Lacanian psychoanalysis--been displaced to the object.  The object as conditioned by the subject, but this conditioning is just there to cover up the gap--the Achilles and the Tortoise structure of $<>a--in which the subject never quite catches up with the object of his phantasy.  While the drive seeks the annihilation of self in the ego ideal, at the level of desire this becomes the sustaining game which drives the phantasy and can never be realized.  The gap is internalized again as the ego, the very failure to achieve the ego ideal--the dissonance with form characterized by Aristotle as the actuality of the potential qua potential.  But this gap must be sewed shut, knotted, by the fourth--the order of the sinthome, the making, the doing, the naming, and foreclosure of meaning which ultimately makes life possible at the end of analysis.


 







I tried making poems say real things
but its cheating all the fake things
you could imagine I'm saying
lets go back to wolves braying at the moon
like eagles and seagulls sing
we're culling younglings like Anakin, Nooooooooo!
he's loonier than muskoka lakes
more loonies than the coke machine takes
broke now break me over rocks like waves awake now open eyes like cliffs
and if that's what it is
Oliver Sacks
her hands like tarantulas clawing into your back and in the dirt they crawl acorss the room to find a hidey hole
now like spidey sense stole our innocence I'm counting all the pence like count olaf laughs baffled at a premonition of the preeminence and emanating from his eminence unto the denizens already dozens of them leveling
have a nice day say the better man won now the evidence
is clear we're
at a loss
like one hand undoing bras


cuckold horns make a crown of thorns
now your gown adorns the doll up in the closet of my crowded dorm
now I'm rocking porno mustache with much flash and much scorn watching much music on the tv in my custy corner of the room musty odor crushing pills into powder filling our pockets with the metals of the changing moon
falling star

check the voice of engine cars
tells us our
lips white as flour
made sheets like the ocean waves break against the shore
make your mouth a whore eating hors d'oeuvres
a whirling dervish curves a circle like the fixed stars


eating venison with many funny men with many sins
throwing pennies in the bins of denizens
has it been reticence on your face I'm sensing or it is apprehension learching towards fortune or a henchmen in corner with the axe man in former soviet republic of the love sick hover board backflip flying kick

Some dare to find a layer in the atmosphere but I swear there is coherent imagery in there somewhere
somewhere or somewhere else
or else
plus one elf's
back up in hell trapped with magic spells and
lack of mental health
well check the mental wealth of uls
cannibal cows of skulls with death knell and scroll
who eats the eyes of ewes
her eyes grew grooves for you that's what eyes do
at least mine do
crime zoo times two find food
prime proof I'm too aloof
grew green grow off my roof and stoop hoof print stamp down doom like thunder goes boom
you suit my dune lampoon sci fi trip to cancun
now let's zoom

ten fingers sing her song in deaf language
for no hands to hold sandwiches
this is sad as anguish is
languishing in langoustines in dream cuisine vanquishing turines of meats encrusted in its seams and seamly jelly
wiggle eggy little leggy
peggy porker
made you soak her
like some beans
the night before

Eddie Balfour

tell me of Chaucer
a master of english verse and reality imposter
has a roster of lines for actors to read like the oscar goes to atropos
you know who
catch your nose with a hook cashew nut
the receptive television signal digging spigots in the brigade of frigates slick rick's the shit
well I think the sets broken miss I might have to fix it


ATROPOS

tell me the truth or tell me lies that disguise my youth in time
sweet baby ruth what do you find?
And when you take back everything that's yours don't leave what's mine
just have it all
abbot I'll sabotage
rabbit holes
catapult
cannibal hannibal of the alps adderals
too bad we're all catanonic now
gin and tonic is a pussy drink
bank accounts
and counts of weed
ounces and qps
riding hoopties with some groupies and seeing Snoop on TV as a kid and now its me
rid yourself of who you be
and we could be decently spaced out at pace with freebase
tell the truth or make mistakes




showing her gams at the slow jam
 crammed into the minivan like toe jam
got the whole fam sitting around and we're eating ham
no it's not kosher
but then again
when exactly was it that I did what I was supposed to

so for now
 now I'm sober its
code for
mauve furniture
and furtive looks
october cover us
it's all over for us
sing the chorus
umbrous oprahs cobras an O for his mouth and Xs for her eyes
texas was ours
next course cut scars into arms with shards
Mars is driving cars into our hearts
like wheel wobblin' shopping carts
your farts are practically art
part the red sea like psyche with a trident
you're going home tonight with anxious excitement
who could give a damn to hide it
and the worlds was an ocean just rolling inside it
her belly the baby the bathwater beside it
astride it the ghost of her dog, Clide, it's him reborn in human form again
and now the women all say they love you but in your mind you know they're just jealous of you

I'm in the reagal beagal drinking stiegel reading der spiegl with an ego the size of Seattle I'm Greedo shooting first at guidos rocking speedos who's key note speaker at the rideau got you crouched into the fetal with acetaminophen procedures with defeated ddos sea legs and sea toes hawking cds on street corners

 we're the sober ones chilling with the dobermans its so Burgundian that we're crumbling him over buns
cause its all for fun in the sun and you only live once

ultimate cult of vaults now sculpt go kart race track parts
into k mart by Christmas time
we go worldwide in the meantime
if you hit me up on vine
we can maybe later grab a glass of wine
cab sauv