Rhyming Words

in and out of rhymes like i'm a BURGER
from the west coast that you've never eaten only hearda


white as dempsters
i prefer rye at toasty temperatures
with caraway
Cab calloway vanished and now I need six different cheeses for my sandwich
Tallow Halloway just one high tide away
a mile away I came admiring the tires on your suitcase
for quick airport escapes you said I like the way you don't look your age
I said I'm younger than the dew on the grass in an alpine mountain pass and when you pass I'll be checking out your ass
writing impassioned poetry about the fact
now let me tell you that I like you very much but I would like to bike through Europe with you
I'll be the three muskateers and you'll be cardinal richeleu
we could check out scenery and scrape our knees
I could picture you deep inside the Lasceaux caves
knock knock open up
what's the passcode I gave
I swear for the last couple of days at the Spotted Ox Hostel I saved nearly thirty Euros visiting the
kurzweil nightmare Germany you were murmuring about in your sleep


weed comes in grams goes tangtenially
it all ends eventually
sends you mental messages like



you're acting shifty
moving fast like you're in a jiffy

why don't you just sit with me
Don't trip we'll fill it out triplicate It will evidently be me who who benefits
might as well tell me not to reminisce
Denizens of Bremen its his eminence the preeminent Eminem
tell him I'll remember him after disassembling
semblances of seven cheese blintzes
now remember this dismembering this symphony of nitwits
Timberland boots stomp the beat in riverdance
and skip town like some river rats
quivering with quiver in hand
civil and criminal can merge like don't submerge shivering beneath the land sibilant sibyl and serious sam delirious lamb lead here he is the man
terraform tamashanter canter on like pan like the flute like the lute playing man
tell me of dranglaic tell me a pran red like a prawn cold like han between episodes 5 and 6 please buy me in bricks
priming his lips with the slime he emits crying like chris on the ninth of the month and he's blank out of hits kraut of sour sorta disposish whispers wishes in his ears under his breath conjure a grift of angelish gift like queen's english john dee merry christmas

enochian bespoken then broken like hoboken hobos they found beset by hobgoblins
robber barons of the pond scum dissolving into what all men grimly grin to
limbo named her hymnbook after a babbling brook sent arrogant crooks down perilous perrigran falls and terrorists scrawled with blood on the walls of

guantanamo jump geronimo what's that lump there on your neck bro

WHERE IS MY MIND AT NOWADAYS i BARELY WRITE OR TEND TO STAY AWAY
FROM KEYBOARDS LIKE i'M PAYING WAGE
for all these all caps sentences I accidented



my voice a trowel hoot owl
now woodland creatures and streams and rivers


you think its all put on
peter paul and john
with my pajamas on I'm eating poppadoms
and up in open arms
i'm holding on to hope cause I'm on the autobahn you're on the ottoman
pull up in a boat cause i broke my arm
with the cobra calm of kublha khan cuba to copenhagen hanging with the pope and kofi anan


and the vanderbilts and debilitating hands of pills
amanda feels the mandibles of anamorph animals in this land of ills
hannibal's a cannibal and a man of little else in the mind of the mass of civilians
fans of little italy massing like a billion illegal aliens
a filigree and a little table in the corner of the bagel den waggling her hands at him like you should read your hegel and vague type label on everything you don't agree with
still I be as legit as immediately regenerating limb wait till I'm a matron in the hatred of him in the atrium of the museum facing the defacing of the vase in the arborium basically I'll begin at the beginning wasting your time but your faces are grinning lackadaisically I'm all up in my place and we smoking weed and listening to beat cds on repeat cause we just need the frequency of the peak of supreme treacle sweet unique freak on the street but please steven seagal steeze we gon try to reason with  priests and these kids on killing sprees
talk you off the ledge of your ideological pledge 
capiche   and these hands'll bleed
what's the answer please
I don't appreciate the pace you prance to me
from france in pants/capris
so come and dance with me
intransiently

part the green grass for me like red seas and if you're wondering why I'm staring off so intensely
I've a tendency to be tangentially related to patrons of me debateably so say it to me obstensibily answer me canter beside me at the beginning of my journey like the prancing pony all hands'll be against his own now the patient Ps and Qs from the veda text you pray to are looking in the mirror and wondering is it really you?
Final Fantasy become you dumb you down to numb truth forsooth forsake the elegiac scope in the digital age provided by gritty television drama like the magnetic strip of a vhs tape was warmer than the cold of our hearts now I pursed my lips and parsed I've become minimalist in future tenses watch as albatrosses crossed the seas like hopping hedges
I'm trying not to seem pretensions but portentousness lent us its hat and said have at it
dont make sense make pretense
now im charging like a hundred herds of elephants that never relents monsoon seasons greetings to all to all you heathens welcome to the meeting now meet and greet between yourselves plus one elves got no seating plan play musical chairs and spare me repeating blaring out my speakers while I'm leaping over what is deep in my chest now plus one elf dont rest wow here's a load watercress i guess make sandwiches

pass over lamb said you're one turn of the wheel off a drug addict goats climb from the solstace like a mountatin now the eliptic of the earth describe the hurt that hearts stung or strung together glowing embers of a coughing lung just one more coffin to be buried alive in fairies dance before my eyes and say these things I'd like to believe weren't lies so promise me nothing and better yet xXx_dye your hair in the blood of a broken heart pumping_xXx

i should think less when i write and try to be writing more automatically it would seem be bare more fruit on trees than used up crusts of pies and stapled filings in desks drawers never to be admired and I'm miring myself in firing myself in future tenses I'm dreaming about now lemuring jump out the window at lunch over the desk and out of the crunch of the grind daily now you can just email me

the evil eye
a basilisk
love

and newton's gravity

well im asking
what is
action at a distance....
all you people went to princeton let me see if you got glimpses
I'm lifting myself into blimps from the hotair of the dimwitted now all you limp wristed two fisting shrimp in a cocktail prison
listen up to the cutter of the ribbon, quit tripping over your own coattails and vote hope for obama or vote dan quale for chemtrails hem and haw all day about the details, now pan back to reveal the real world all that seal furr real pearls high heels on six seven foot girls at speed unfurled to spill forth in bursts cee lo green from gnarls barkley losing his car keys in parking centre near with the Arby's beside the Harvey's and he's asking to get a feel for it first
steal made his forehead burst warhead worse than forrest gump at sports, a thesaurus I'll have you humping by the chorus
coming safe like bumper cars so bizarre I'm as pumped as you are if you're bumping our shit in your ford torus 

circe named the church
find a place to rest your purse
Love all around but fear was in our midst
 it wasn't mathematics built the pyramids
share it
i dont even care and shit I'm stripping people to their hairy bits
if this is the feeling that i need to start writing then maybe writing my feelings is the best way to not feel them wield them likes swords or swear words I

swear hurt my feelings worse than sticks or stacks of stones waxen robes and aurochs knock on doorknobs poor slobs on tour oddly weird words are worldly whirly gig the birdy heard he held close like an elderly hand curling and the sterling silverware went missing with the oranges bowling with the troubling babbling hulabaloo

delorian to various origins
encoragable but discouraging emerging urgebcyincarcerating carciningins in lung tissue prison we are the black iron lining of the coal miner old mine for awhile while I smile at the many miles I've walked beneath the earth now here's the spot the dreams did birth and broke away and teh wife of the astronaut sat besought beside herself I rhyme to tell the truth like lucifer but as juicy as the fruits of her peach and the pouting paunch of the pawns on her chessboard left me semi engorged demi human let me room in deep in your old tombs and like a wight ate the corpse here are some semi-precious stones to trade for it  here are some daggers kill some orcs glow in the dark or use the force! luke the midichlorians beyond the count of sports announcer scores My god the morse code red as borscht cut my forskin replace the image with a porcelain cut offs its dorsel fin and throw him back in now he's morsels in a tin for better portioning foreshadowing sado mascochsitic christic corpus christii crossed her wrists with me like red seas or soups of broscht now you tell me I'm out egypt with wicked craving for killing canaanites and asking god please get me out this desert land tonight


and youre talking like a space ship don't ever have to walk and don't even open up your mouth when you make quips shout it just makes riffs makes rifts in space time like space time's what you make of it I'm making it up off the top of getting baked and shit take a second to reckon all the bric a brac and make some bricks skip to reykjavik and make a killing on the return trip

Perminently pimp with a perm and earning it serving sermons and shit about common curtesy encouraging talking purgery like your pants and your shirt will judge you in advance and i heard your rich parents just burned a birdge

chicken fat and atomism  born of birthing a newly risen savior of strange behavior inhaler of strange vapours with strange friends with strange flavours
crazy as it seems this one seems to be his favourite which one's dangerous none but taht's the safest trace this line with your eyes on my fingertip
ring me when  you think of it
twitter it
tweet me
@osirisscattered

ahahah I like the cherry on top with the edgar cayce namedrop

bread

wheat

water

salt

yeast

bull

ass

lamb

lion




trillian trillium
call me papillion thousand in a billion
what's love hun yes im asking what love really is
don cornelius please tell me what these feelings is
tell me what's building in my heart like a billionaire's
mansion like xanadu I'm asking you if you
feel it in there air
don't look at me weird
I'm trying to keep it real out there
but silly in here a milli a milli a milli
sicilian  serene chilling churchillian on a chair pray i never rise with the strength of a million bears
i feel really embarassed
Corellon Larethian in lothlorien in a wooly sweater made of vermillion hairs
its getting chilly in here in paris at this time of year    


its timetime with a ssmalll storm god  and cookies candied with orange rinds
and the origins of the bullshit stream pull the rip chord of dream skull rifting dank memes so uncivil he dribbled politey crawled along the primacy of

experience


now I'm gimp
my foot got a pebble stuck to it
and now I got a limp
thought it was grand but shrimp now pointy eared imps brown blood dries red crowd around instead as I pull a bullet outta my head
My life flashing backwards and now she's standing up exactly where she fell down and down the well lassie found hope against the nazis
dope with the tropes against women vs corruption in the paparazzi
words like dropsy abusrd wobble to the walking lurk but hark I hear a tony stark lark squawking
check the plexiglass dolphin mad money got the honies in the cart and we're going golphing with the Boston Bomber and Osama the Saudi Royal Family please forgive me emily for the things I did for celebrity I was game like venison doing coke in the comedy shack with Kinison getting coke psychosis like
please be better
win again
but there's no draining that sinking feeling




open a mind with a new sign out front come and try to make enough in a month to rent the space for ace of fave tor make sores appear with gorgeous tears of course its getting weird
now eiffel tower disappears
take france by the seat of its pants and dance around the fire like tramps gormenghast garments match your arms and clasp the karma catch the kardashian sisters fisting  and face sitting on uk prime minister's armed attachee like dolls without their legs or arms attached eh?





 sacre blue im saccrine and blue in the back behind the booze store with a pack of labbatt blue
shack up with you and from out of the blue you cackle and spew crap till I'm black and blue
wracking my brain packing up everything
back in new york practicing being an aspiring actor moonlighting in an off broadway review once in a blue moon I'm taxed for all I can pay back to her
i took the practicum practically summa cum laude with the black robed scum praxis snaps back to him crackling his knuckles thanks for the chuckles wait till I get back to form like Naraxas born with an axe to hone to be put on wax  and go back into homes of those who lack diplomas but going back to bones have some poems promise me

have you explained my dreams
 or explained away the time you dreamt the same thing as me
bringing me down to grimsby by the pound where the lopped off limbs greet you at the door like hounds by waving leaping raving mad craving rabbid dogs smell gravy black friday savings but does that make up for wack highway robbery every other day then? try paving my way in concrete as I walk to the sea

or hopalong cassidy hope my acidy head grasps veracity who asked for me
kneel while you bask in me like the sun through the window you're a cat on the sill on the brink of the hounds of teh baskervilles tickled pink so block like plinko mock my winking heart by show trial go and run a mile in my shoes
limp home and lose
round 2
now I'm you
wake up in the afternoon after one too many brews
feeling head heavy  millionth time i've pressed the snooze
late for work say fuck it call the crew disappear roll a joint take a second to appreciate the  best things in life but forget to take your advice and now

I'm nicer than a whole bag of some rice to some starving kids lacking the basic necessities of life


TALKin bout the Patriarchy
Replace it with a matriachy
like elephants
Too difficult to understand?!

I need to start easy then
Are the car keys in? I need a few bars
to get the bar skeezy then, clean up the game real quick play some parcheezy son.
All you bros late night Keys to the VIPing are done
She's a maaaaneater...
Anita Sarkeesian
beat of my heart skips start again from the beginning hun
tell them of the origins of family, private property and the ownership of the means of production
dont fuck with her 25 reasons son

25 lighters on my dresser, yessir, don't be pressured or I'll call you a sketchball
retch all my hairballs onto youtube with a mean growl ANGRY KITTY
cat video habitat got you thinking you're witty
Let's obsess over mutual appreciation for a sec, both sides got Patreons making money from offense
Now it's called harassment when I say I'm on the fence



im in zone where what i atone for people groan for leaping over people weeping from laughter
what is jealousy the revenge for
now assemble order in your wicked fortress trickle dorsel fin adored as morsels in a tin
enscorcelled by aaron sorkin or andrea dworkin in a merkin the friar's firkin raised at pious workings
now I'm just lurking in the back behind a curtain
now try to get out in front of the coming depression
let's lose ourselves with LSD and find ourselves with mescaline best dressed in western garb at a convention at a best western even beat a texan dressed as a mexican gentlemen rented a tan and life in his hands prayed for the medicine let us into your heart and you'll get a win so bedouins led him to earth the kingdom of heaven when denizens tend it and mend nature the garden but women who heard them thought it was absurd when they used patriarchal tropes to mansplain so they started a campaign




Llama farmer looking at the almenac
so all men ask what's it take to get my momma back
born with deformed left arm and hunchback
cropherb crunchbraken in a duncecap turn into wizard hat
cracking his knuckles no chuckles bullies
he wants his lunch money back
I got a hunch honey he might take you to task
basking in the light of the reflected past
you bet your ass to scratch a record on the wax
make a sketch to etch on glass staining light with the colour of you as it shines through
now doing crimes in disguise no crew just one guy the cat burglar Artistic kinda austistic our society was gifted with a cryptic tricky birth certificate see

we completed in triplicate forms to release my mitochondrial dna alright I might as well hand you all the files on me since my first birthday they came and

took a sample of the afterbirth and said an original copy was as good as the genuine article
Cyrano don't be concerned with cern colliding particles the cartilidge in your nose can break just like a bone like the bigger they are the harder they fall



















EARTH -  The hot cross bun of all religion is One: decked in the finery of ancient egypt, bedazzled by a con artist of Hellenstic Alexandria, the fraud unity we remember warns of inconsistances..... for on Earth different laws of motion apply than the celestial Bodies.  The Pilars of Hercules mark the equilibirim point of day and night.  The verticle arm of the cross connects the winter and the summer solstace.  We must remember stonehenge, all henges, and the religious calendaric technology of the druids.  What came first the farmer or his almenac?  The sign for earth is the celtic cross.the Ecliptic

MOON - The Croissant, though that is rightly Venus as the shape of the croissant was taken from the Islamic flag of the turks at the siege of Vienna.  The green of their flags signifies Venus despite the crescent shape.  The moon shares qualities and mutible forms and so transforms from cresecent full and back to a crack scarcely visible to the eye.  The new moon is why new husbands will always question the ir wives when they turn away in bed.  The full moon is lunacy and controls madness as well as the tides.  Reflected light, imagination, dreams all depend on the mirror of the moon as does one's ego, one's sense of self, for who would we be without a partial view of ourselves.  Yet the moon came from earth in some horrible incident when it was flung up and the light it reflects is the SUN's light and not in fact a reflection of the earth at all, though we remember the moon is locked in orbit to the earth and always shows the same face.  SELENE

MERCURY - Q

VENUS - desire in a lacanian sense.  The moon but one step removed and disjointed.

THE SUN - Bullseye. 

JUPITER - Jew Peter

SATURN - kronos




Our tribe was defeated and sent to Egypt but then escaped when the sea split






Two circles make an opening hope now fear you're closing in
you disrobe and then you hug me with my heart to your chin
arching in the dark and the sparkling grin oh we're at it again if only in t he past if ony well these words will have to last to hold me over for the summer

vacation
schools starting in sptember and you know I'm counting the days till then
all my actions are a sign so is my inaction
I've made a lampost of  my life so when I die they'll see I loved you in these notes all creepy but to my own satisfaction

deep in alabama speaking country grammar in the county slammer give me striped pyjamas smokes and the type of the traumas relived in dreams in six months

comas the type to calm us down and honestly promise a common cause amongst all of us to rally against like obama in 08


 this tankas a tonka truck fromyonkers blanca chomping your face like honking his horn like red communists born again protestants porn on his mind and senses

bored of his time to begin with
absurd burden of of words repurposed to serve ear worms and endear enduring darlings that indeed work their way into the culture in no uncertain terms
excuse me pardon
i guess that's just who you are then
judy garland and starlings my charlie chaplin lapse in silent film while where voices don't matter
hoist yourself higher up the ladder
mad as hatters now got radical feminist add it all up to his eminence the preminant redisant scholar fellow of all of the relevant halls and hallways of knowledge here on earth now discovered now like the smile to your mother owl this cowl you seemed sour to look beneath like a hook by a reef now now who took the theif? rook to b2 now if only I could be you.





walking through the fog so thick i need goggles
frog prince in his prom clothes from south chicago's wealth of all coasts made midwest bravado asks you if its iago or imagos blocking out memories you later scroll through in a blog to later rehash in youtube vlogs
now sun set on statues of sun yat sen
 go loco from the 4loco and toking broke my yokel now nope said ill scrawll upon the wall of the bathroom stall poems you'd never let see the light of day when we first met now everyone's saying how great you've got self respect well I can't find any now
pushing pennies now
lemme down

have you seen the sights the sights ive seen they faded away just like your face's accuracy in my dreams but they stayed there anyway and twisted and changed in the sort of way it might in water or in gasoline

this quotes an antidote for those who can't elope on backs on antilopes and hope and asking can i go? eating cantilopes with prosciuto and she told jacques cousteau cross over to the new cold war secret folder getting bolder a little bit at a ritilin at a  whittling matter fiddling crab of middling brittle
and fit vitamin water drink
and think of a time look at the time booking in book and then brooklyn wookie in muchlucks and bad looks from across rooms speak volumes and I'm all the way absolving myself of elves I self divide like eco systems from the protozoan time I'm libel to be single cellular split and then divide like mitosis all across the universe the mind of god called gnosis is what the physicist is trying to find, what's eternal in the passing state of wave form type of vibe

lasik eye surgery try burning a line vertically
I'm absurd word hurdling through the circus canopy word panoply win monopoly no stopping me on crime murder sprees I'm purposefully biding my time wordlessly in the back waiting to attack nervous systems relaxed of their wack criticism of practices that is as it is and up to here is wack

just passed go and I grabbed 200 bones
like Kanye references 300 but he says they're Roman
I'm correcting one of the best ever by his own opinion now I'll submit my opinion about how I'm unable to be believed when I'm spitting these flows wittily

go get what is sent for me emissary with scary words that vary and swerve or stoop to serve the point I'm making while relating or waxing philosophic it might seem taxing but I'm just practicing what is lacking in the opposite born obstacle the obstinate bobsledding down hill hit the ramp no precident for how high you soar now I'm gorging on your corpse I'm rising the like lord of quasar laser storms new moonphase is born angel spawn strange demon face spray black semen on your mom's face you speka da englais?

im irritated nine months and I nearly made it now I'm faded from the way she said don't be shady be participating
be a target of this administration and at this point of adroit miscommunication she lay with her back to the lake and now I'm quaking in my boots now who's looking at who wow take a load of goose down make a noose round your neck so if you inspect those who come correct dont make a fake bet brake let we're take off like an airplane
set from new york to miami
now're we're face off like nick cage john travolta
pass it lemme see
take
over coals I'm gonna rake

there once was a man named liszt
who had a nasty cist
he had it removed
now much better to move
when excercizing his wrist

there once was a man name liszt
had agony in his breast
he kept his heart in like farts in
but farts are sometimes sharts and
that's when you lose when you try to guess

crone faced chron phase
gone concave
now beyond caves on pace beyond blazed go on trace a pattern with your hand in the waves
angle the basic triangle and vesca piscis resting this is best to witness yourself go take two shells and see the spirals
tell me my eye holes decieve me or rivals have tricked me with spy prose I'll stay poemy
now that poems my only homie
plus teeger and dave
can't forget the mcs who be rockin da rave

iaco
track you
over space and time like dracul
or tuck you into bed like you were mine but fuck you
now I'll start my own relationship with hookers and gambling
so who's rambling with me and Anne Bolynne Adam Sandlar and some dank memes
transcend tranquilizing tank lines for vanquishing
thank you for the anguish and the sanguine langoustines
they were sweeter for it
now apple core it travel orange careful forehead bump now borderline retarded

information overload but pattern recognized the man in the overcoat
revolver now supplied like detective overlord
nights in paris waiting for the day's interrogation
embarassed at the mention of the business I was braisen enough to phrase in delicate ways then
developing patience enveloped in haze and electric evelopes for pagan gods like antelopes and electric mandalas you can quite cope with
looking downhill at those city lights as you just scramble homewards
this is my handout for the homeless
S'more like oliver
I want all of her covered in polymer
make a collar for her mollify her
popping molly by the fire
tire tracks and vile vials of ayahuasca
am i at a loss for
that'll toss her to the curb now
what's it serve now
whirling dirvish with absurd birds looking down
word em up and turn em down



ause pain just means you care
fuck it I'm there
pain just means you stare all weird peers can't relate hate the way you think or think you drink too much beer



IT's jacamo smoking wacko tobacco on the back of a jackalope
playing wack a mole eating quacamole with satchmo and old nat king cole
whatdoes his satchel hold a pop a cap gun and a bottle nose
rat tat tatle when the diablo's shot then he vamanos
plastic surgery for trauma to his nose

trippin on imagos now I'm driving to key largo in august so unlike the blog I read it boggles the mind of iago god only knows how those cogs go or to what logos a no go zone for us to put progress aside for a bonus like missassauga is a mongrel speaks mongrel doggeral drinks from the sink and is reading novels set in prague so resolve to toggle memories of the fog in monte carlo montel williams is at the bar at the hotel so go tell all It left, I saw it go what came out of the bog long ago so product placement favours models and drinking coloured liquid from plastic bottles now filled with vodka in your prom clothes brain goes dumb begins to argue
now you resemble paul bernado and I'm Karla smoking marlboroughs in jean harlows serene dream parlor of weird garments now here's varnish for you to tarnish or parse with no permission like varmints or vermin and marmots and kermit's a frog there is no why
I'm falling honey catch me on the rebound I should be bouncing high

the ghost of aaliyah gave me a sex seizure rocked the santa maria gave a vietnam vet an anti korean war visa Sent St Teressa a teaser on malfeasance from the priesthood and a primer on how rommel was the only good nazi in egypt
how about world war ii?
everyone knows the holy ghost goes boo but when it comes up on you who?
Ghostbusters bust puss now cut to GREEN GOO



cut your finger on the letter opener and bleed a little on the page so you can feel one millionth of the pain that's a thousand in a billionth of the pain so drained the face ran pale and grey empty and what contains emptiness now put me in jail let's get together before you set sail you said we will but nope nowyou shot me like a quail
QUAKE in your boots before oops and then troops assemble quit looting local villages make truce and get diligent and pillage this willy nilly not these you

idiots I'm writing it as I'm reading it
now keep together in a bit now disperse and run like kids now stand up as tall as you can now like the trees that came before You're taking after ENTWIVES
you can't see them anymore
weave it into the story
what's sad's what's beautiful
or else life is a bore
now mutely watch hey walk away from you the hug that felt so weak
you're hands did all the talking that your lips couldn't speak


what was creaking in the wind now its leaping at him now you're weeping again and steeping what is deep in in gin
fuck its leaking again
seeping steeping tea and reheating again
meep go the meek out of NIHM on a whim in dim lighting
meet me within
sweep me sleepy touring deep enduring steeple chase of orange creepy cory hotline want attention got mine prop plane and lop limb maclaughlan got jail times for crimes now reside inside trailing the railing of the mail room inhale and exhale doom rail shoot sniff huff glue undo things you can't undo take a walk with me
now I stay inside I can't remember how people be
represent henseforth lancer prance on the tombs of the family history of cancer
I'll meet you face on with a gun for a hand because I am the new flesh

wow such hypocrisy and i dont know where i stand now or what to do now my imagination of myself exploded into goo

dead mimes end times send me fines
I give no fuck

Moving less helps you more delphic soar melt me with bizarre flavours of unknown glaciers and tripping while your favourite tune just plays you off stage for days we're moving out like a strange sphere okay we're alright now let's fake fear pace back and forth like it's cagey weird I'm the first of superior birth now disappeared
three cheers here's for the three musketeers superego ego and id the three amigos we go to get rid of what made shakespeare such a wonderful man
a dead son, a mom and a wife who just wouldn't understand



it was the scar you had so fresh it let you move
on with your life like we'll split the food
50/50 between the both of us and if there's a god then there's no hope left for us
You're taking what you had and you're making an honest buck but who gives a fuck chuck?
we're not hanging out no more
you're a bore though
I'm making fun and you're faking dumb for the both of us
Help me go to showrooms so we both can buzz
faking it with no help or hope or nothing left and now its over
let's go shopping later at the equator in decatur with a hatred of the fate I've rated X sex try never again met you as more than a friend now I cant look at

you like a whore again
the way you want me to I guess





worlds resolve as girls roll off
my minds like a clouded glass of water shot through with a flashlight gone red like gaslight masked eyes knife flash and the cash heist marked in the back with the last pack of nice ones since the last time they blasted on you
trip now we're tasking on you
bring it backwoods brawn you sack of sad  scawny bad bonny dont get mad pass me a bong rip and now we're beyond quips like you're acting like I'm on shit I'm beyond ripped I gone tripped the shrooms and came equipped to break the locks off rooms in boxed off cayons in boxed off tombs now get your rocks off exhuming human remains now what remains of paystubs ain't the same as what came before escape before the fact that tastes will soar and faking cakes and casks from yores unshorn ankle clasp
thank you dimmed sweetly on the lass bonny prince charlie and condiments
all come around with their relatives
now who's lives? elves they just let it live shelve it for it to better live
reddit it and forget I say horde it now score them tell me what you're bored with and chord glyphs in soaring rifts absorbing orbed gifts and misty magesty pats me on the shoulder says mold me to your travesty I'm averaging out and into this badly like wrist sprain and sadly you're hip brain limping in from the past with his watch on his watch chain

So confused I dont know what to do I wake up in the afternoon around 2
or 3 pm BM on the internet make a BM then head to my job as the DM

knife in the middle of the night it's the kitchen sink butcher block chopping block rock salt and malt for malted milks
baltic silt accumulates like hate in dates and dates from the mediterranean are meditating on and debating dumb things in serenading tongues serrated blades and sedated ones mix a type of fate and luck await my drunken mixtape now hitting blocks everywhere in my imagination





he's been tripping from an early age
broke his hip and slipped off to the pearly gates
reminds me of a time in early 08
when we were younger but not acting that way
it was the summer of the heat wave tombstone craze like that crazy bone phase from way back in the day
How'd you get to start rapping that way
Mello T sent me messages I said I don't wanna be a balla no mo
I said LOUIS I'm bout to go
Don't wanna be a G but the streets gonna get the best of me!





and in anticipation of
 I'm taking drugs
and throwing them away cause
 instead I'm making stuff








the raspberry lacks very many attributes but last week we saw them down by the weekend that you were leaking the blues
I'm deeply confused about meeting the coal miner
sleeping this whole time, make up my whole mind now you're weeping inside
take what's equal and divide it up by the days of the week will have enough left for the sequel on the weekend
treacle tarts and pudding
make your heart a caring home and lamplit in the snow a running rabbit turned to foxes turned to jack not in his box kids asleep and no one locks his doors

and now a pox is a pox upon his house
like please do not dox us on the internet or ddos us
I'm across the us from swat teams called by cod tweens using two thumbs instead of a mouse







flip flip flip thru the pages of loneliness
thinking of someone it was somebody else
trip trip trip down the staircase of hopelessness
thought youre somebody you were just yourself

slip while you're sliding joe biden on the wingtip got me all excited what's that am I in, tell me timing don't dive when I'm a lime in drinks designing fiending fine women canter horsesy in morse we tap out laps in the pool that we're drinking who's thinking and now who's looking at who now we're on the brink and who's winking looky here girl I got news for you
If you see me on the evening news I got two cents baby I could give to you. Take my words, if you can adjust them to the curve Let my thoughts rise above you like aeroplane and let the coughing of my heart just lay me away

Let me lie on a bed of roses and a breathing machine
let me waste away thinner than a girl on a magazine
let's get realer than the truth you can't say
it's cancer in the worst way

Let me let you into my heart
 but you're carrying a knife behind you or something I can't see in the dark.

Why wouldn't you tell your best friend everything about yourself? well I'm hiding in my head
So if you want me to tell you I might have to pretend we're dead
So petite is pet it and mort is more
The rabbit your hat
L'espirit de corps(e)
Champs tramps narnia lamp carnival camp art of the hands
quicker than sly
trick of the eye
but a trick not a lie
pick of the pocket pick of the pie pick of the slice of the pie
a pickle and rye with corn beef and some fries tickle the stickler inside
wait till the whites of their eyes
if they pull a knife in disguise
wait for the right moment to try to escape because you get one chance at life




just the cards I'm dealing us
you killed the trust now fill the bus
write a syllibus for all this silliness
cause we will ill adjust our willingness to play the villain but
 I'm really just
still for real enough to be building us a wilderness
god willing penicilin trust
to illumate what's really millionaires
famillionaire getting iller in here
debonaire air of the lassaiz faire
with the strength of a million bears

Bad Spellling

digimon and pokemon TOKEN ON SOME LOCO chron so go on like coq au vin
van gogh and the whole fam hold hands from gaugin straight down to
 the art deco and they let go like
boko haram at boca raton
token blonde chic on each arm check the charm calm as the rising flan
price of prize of none
icy blood
coughing a lung
in vice a warm mug
drugs like hugs
and twice I swore love




she wore a wreath of laurels i was resting on
now next equipped the best he can a Laestrogon of Iceland
of mice and man the price your man demanded for his life was ran amok with ham enough for all us kids
the falls it brings the harvests of the marshes and harshest conditions yet our missions yet begun now wandering sun
now cross the sky with me
and admire all you see the lion on a boat they named him   Foremost Fool
choicest mule of oil and spewing his ewes out
no nice words for you now
now we 
got no chance and now you can't
riverdance pants filled with fire ants we're in a  trance
was that an admiring glance
like irons or manacle bands hands
tiring of the glands of abandoning reason man can you believe all the reasons they cheese man
green
green as the hills of the dece nug mint can
open the altoids tin
now I'm in afghanistan
hope like please scam my least grandiose ideas then free scan
we're keese flying through torches to open doors
met your neices nephews and yeah they're gorgeous
my enormous teeth but tiny hands
now we're walking down stairs but I can't even stand



they saY they barely know me
save like a hockey goalie
school hallways are gauntlets of ritilin
post 9/11 mind state demands
constant vigilance  

I'm  a little kitty katty
call me chatty cathy
pitter  patter clatter then I have little nappy
meow wake up  stretch
life is so convex
let me in
let me out
is that hair everywhere? yes

Kitty cat in this habitat
jumping from the cabinet to the counter top
I'm not allowed on here but I'll leave some footprints with my paws
Get some scratches its the tops But I'ma scratch ya if you cross me or I get cross for no reason
like you touch my lower back and I just start spazzing
Aren't you glad I'm so amazing?

One too many and now I'm you and me
I'm who you'll be at your funeral
Doom made human being
I'm the future you looking back at your aging face in the mirror
 I'm getting clearer slowly clearer now grin from ear to ear her weird words seethe from my gushing mouth hushing you with silent finger press and dead last and dead cats and this is dedicated to the decade of belated anniversaries spent anticpated now particpated at red lobster the hardest one is likr a mobster and its after the death of your spouse. Now who's wrecking your hosue?  After Katrina Baghdad Lousiana. Hitler drinking Fanta.  Carlos Santana on acid at Woodstock.  We are not only book smart we're anarchists cookbook smart We're good for nothing like Luigi's look of death in the new Mario Kart we're your childhood repackaged and sold back to you as if hiding in the closet collecting dust is what you're lacking dude we are you now you are me and we could be some decently now we're decreasing the environmental impact of the syntax instead of going back to relax to get the knack of it I'm lacking stuff by the pockets and you can't make sense to me cause memory blotches we're rock solid  I'm the texture of wallets made of aligators and you're metal gear solid as the data in the com navigator phaser and the laser trained on space now hit me up we're gonna make it now let's quit let's get liquid like liquidity in the market place now everyone starts with aces up their sleeves but burning cds and selling them for nearly free dont make business sense now dont make sense dont make pretense now now wrap like prehensile next I'll exile myself to the next isle ripping textiles that cannot flex with texture of the festering best  now lie to rest all for the best god bless goblets and godless
take it back cause what you lack's immaculate and it will define you like boo I'm behind you
shoo now find new friends while I'm true but slowly going blue in the face now funeral braise for days on pyres and save yourself the fire department's ire discarded like admire a target and shoot
now we're in cahoots
like upmarket the booth such starkly lit truth went barkers with moose antlers harpers the goose that layed the golden noose around the necks of those cashing cheques disposed by perverse incentives
"

i was on a road to the south of nowhere
she turned to me and looked in my eye
it was the path
that lead to somewhere
the path between me my eyes and her mind
I got to go
I got to go she said
I got to go
I got to go she said
on the path that was on her mind
I said wait
wait a minute dont leave like that
you cant just do whatever comes into your head one at a time
some people have their own ideas about what they need to do
and she was one of those people I'm trying to tell you
Could never think that her sister was not of the same mind
She had a different point of view and looked at life in a different way
and she was gone living somewhere else somewhere far away
so what I'm left with is what I've got to deal with
but that's okay I'm alright with that
I've heard that you're past the point of help
Write to me and I'd do the best that I could
I can't help but wonder and dream by myself
sitting alone with all those books on my shelf
and think about all those people that lived before me and all that they could do that I can't
As we roll along
I can't help I can't stifle my tongue
I try to say the words
what will what will become of me?
the door opened on my side of the car
and I was pushed to the ground
smile on her face she said let it be
ice was cold on my face
there was no shoes on my feet
exhaust in my mouth for days
me and god alone
staring at all each other hooks and k
oh lord what will become of me
"


they gave me nine lives
split down the middle like cats eyes
who's that masked man leading black mass at chirstmas time
said don't be remiss and trip because the hits describe some missles I'm designing with L Ron Hubbard in my spare time
wearing out my angel wings I'm only hang gliding
dang Diane I've been plied with alcohol so I'll recall all the past times I've tried not to be able to get past you
now I'm trying to outlast you like contestants on a reality tv show
now feast your eyes on me and you
in the mirror it's weirder than it's ever been before
now go ween yourself
before the mirror where you used to preen yourself
So elven dream jar
tar on my fingers fling logs
mammoth king charge bring down whole towns
coal plants and mole holes and red wide barns
I said
why don't you lie down
what I meant was get dead now let's lie down with them now

last evening was a drag
made witches hats stand up on their hind legs
and please don't mind things
I'm everything you ever wanted
wished upon a monkey's paw
now clawing dirt from the grave of your dead son
with the shaking hands of an alcoholic
the white knuckles of a protestant
and the decadence was in the dying
so we'd go on living til we couldn't
and falling like the roaring niagra
into beds that don't belong to you
 so easy in the summer heat
and lazy like flying

and now we're old
kiss me but
don't gimme a cold now
don't kiss me like that
I bet you'd rather have been married to a rich aristocrat
Let's go on Trading Spaces with the fading graces of the mad hatter of spacecakes


and then you make yourself
the tides goes out and leaves so many shells like that coldplay - yellow but hello well and good bye now see you later as you sigh now it's not even fun seeing you because you're already gone in my head now let's lie down like the dead

alright now make some spread your legs and spread the butter on your toast where you're working at a host and guest relationship hate me for my riches while I'll give them up like kids for adoption and if we're too old to have kids when you're ready to get married we'll adopt some
hot corss buns you're bunning tons and tonnes running rivers ran with rum and humming mummers drummed and in and out went her lungs sent her tongues a twist and turning fist and firkin first in air and then the curtain raised was american flags cut up to ribbons and became a woman's garments now a better place further from god but closer to the chest
and now hearts that thump in  where my hope is dying to rest take sollace from the fact the exact meaning was lost  I think it was a long time ago that I've recalled my comical rombus filled journey through modern art got caught by the mall security cop hopping fences to stop me from stealing a shopping cart for my found art scupture well the junk is getting rarer and harder to find all these people call themselves street artists but they don't look like mimes we'll I'm spelling it out for you in so many lines Brian Wilson smiled so wide it broke his mind.

But
I got you
I caught you
i caught you
i got you tied up in a knot I bought you tied up with a bow now take me with you when you go 


fake images are making me jizz

miserable minsteral got lost no israel
got caught copping a feel like Benjamin Disraeli still
 mummers mum humming his artisinal wizard of oz face with no body
no arms crossed to die on
I'm spawning like overlords just in time to remind you I'm you times rued minus everything you didn't do
I'm stewing in my juices getting ready for my dinner for two
but now who's eating who
now I'm on the menu

People dying
leaping crying
sleeping lion
keep an eye on
me cause I am
creepy triumph
steeped in ions
slipped his irons
hip to science
gift to eliptic orbit iambs
trade taliban for northern alliance
we stole your soviet era appliances and sold them back to you
now we're hankering for what you're lacking too

We're rising like yeast
12 angry men at the last feast
If you're hear to talk anatomy
get the cadaver on the table and assemble in a viewing gallery
I'll be reading Galen directing the barber surgeon
harbouring a burning hatred for the patient who we're gutting like a sturgeon









darkness surround the laughing face of the clown
sable gown in haste it was thrown aside to reveal; a face made of dusk and paved roads
and steel towers
electric eel powered generators and wheels within wheels within spools of fishing wire
is it my eye or my tired tongued liar sprung vials of poison I've boiled down to tar and smeared the blade of dagger drawn in reflex or to hex the spawn of demon born upon us like the fondant on a cake
liberal wynne was ndp mistake now what would have been an easy win for hudak fumbled leaves him humbled in disgrace


they entered

it crunched my bones like celery
pop like celebrity
rub my memory off like an emery
blink and lemme see
read ellery queen
bleed elegies quick fix what you're telling me

if there's virtue there's vice of course
yeah if there's virtrue then there's vice of course
but it you spell it out in any other code
you better learn to tap it out in morse

If you seen me go honey, well then you've just begun your trip
yeah if you've seen me go away honey then you've just begun your trip
and if you can't keep your feet from walking away then be careful not to slip

If I've seen you once honey I've seen you a hundred times
Yeah that's right if I've seen you once I've seen you a hundred times
101 dalmations baby got different spots lady you're in for a surprise

111 nights baby since I lay next to you
111 nights baby since I lay next to you
when I get my hands on you woman yeah I wanna have sex with you

Now if there's one thing I remember honey if you tell me the truth you might
see if there's one thing to remember honey if you tell me the truth you might
see me tomorrow in the morning in a different sort of light





I'm doing capoeira with cappadonna on the way to smoke a blunt of marijuana drink a cappacino if you ponder blonder hash it will appear like a ghost like magic call me up like my accountant I got the whole house lit with mad pouches  grouches get spouses we're delousing now then low cut blouses and low rent houses and those giant trousers on acid we're going back kid shift and relax into the rebounding hounds of the baskervilles tasking you with riddles now that you're asking still it will spill like a basket will task me with the facts that really fill my heart with art that is so really really real
and fake and breakable and full of mistakes and lakes like ontario so great you barely know superior and I've gotten irie in the area of erie as in high up like an aerie of an eagle gradually agile like facile spouses I'm down in the dumps like kid cut your losses I'm the boston baked beans that just left the premises got the SMS message on my phone about S&M fetishes bless her heart she's messed up in the head
take me back like SOS was all I read
Now we're getting andre breton poems that I've met
oven baking dough is made to bread
oaks will break or bend
hope can take your limbs off at the hands
hop to run no feet to stand
bleeding ample ampules into the sand

 Liqour Tongue trashed
deattach the hatchet from my back quick gladly natasha's back with what you're trying to catch kid madly
match it up and like that shit rachet
infatuated but now you're glad you waited suffocated while you're bluffing hatred counting Xs on the calender from the last time you dated I made it quite clear to veda text I prayed to a jew like me cant break the laws of hebrews like I'm in the third grade I play soccer well all day like stockwell day I escape on sea-doo
we grew apart then together like some trees I used to know reach some branches we could dance on till the breeze begins to blow till it breaks but don't break your fall like who could tell this would happen at all


Liars need liarees simple simon honest steve
 Luckiest are the Siamese twin made two now I'm just looking for some human glue for me and you
We were we now I'm you so put me in the human zoo
cause I'm looking through the bars at you
like I keep my eyes on the road when I'm talking in the car with you

like 3d picture staring

cop the fuscia blurr long enough and the optical illusion emerges
tropical birds are Words with spurs
poking you and yours curse thse curs this cat purts mr christie is a rapper now these facts swerve into backyards like don't act hard you're just a kid now rid yourself of what you did now take some pills and be swell and hit some seaswell eagle eyed dream scout of the city gulf these eyes look to no one else plus one spells magic trills got no botany to slim jim across from me to who it ought to be now people just slaughtering people operatically chill and smoke some north cali in this river valley and don't dally before you sally forth or abort the rally
chicks that dip and don't like galleries but take pictures post them on the internet and boast but then the roasting comes
whole hostes of ghosts and trolls most of all coast of call in portugal the child mortuary defiled now the lambs lay down with the kids and blood runs down the aisle like eating ribs and sancrosanct thanks go to angst that wrote these rhymes so dank but tortured life so nice in retrospect and so romantic well child of antic with the tantric orgasm child of the whore madam who poured adam down the nose of the crooked cain and spasms rain and tamed him with the past him crooked cast away they lashed him to the mast to help him against the sirens now getting slowly jelly found in ice by wife of Shelley besting Byron made flesh divest now beside him and his face a harvest moon laughing and crying





marry me or ferry me away so dont tarry see
marriage is an era to retreat to in error we think we can domesticate what makes us cakes without it breaking
some people they fake it for the kids or they make it up as they go along like the rules of bridge
I'm fooling myself if I think I can help it
I'm waiting for the delphic to tell me to shelve it and turn to the self kid just don't do what the elves did running around casting spells but they ain't got no thought of wellfare it's like their worlds up here while ours is in the shitter now don't take the seranghetti and make it all spaghetti




on the porch smelling petrichor of course the chorus comes on harpsicord the poor bard hung himself with nylon cord to court the comely courtesans of terpsichore

I'm so this I'm like that
promise me you'll write back
it seems so unfair now we dare to run racetracks haste makes mistakes so wack you can't look back now this hook got jooks that jab and addle brains open up a can of worms so strange their like that chick who gives away her brains for free like aol cds I'm telling you like William Tell shooting apples off your head like William Burroughs and if it seems silly umm..  like little girls let me tell you wife's missing her life since he did something so really dumb now I would be feeling stuff except I'm feeling numb wheeling one circling to the ceiling of what is real love and what love is really hun
hovering over me or underneath me
under my seat like a life vest for me like you ain't good enough for life sleeves
now we're shining brightly like the stars do nightly except we can't be seen because of constellations greater and closer called city lights see

I'm so that I'm like this
and you're telling me the the felony would gimme up to six years in the penitentary
we'll I'd do ten in the city but twenty in the country
Montreal ballers surfring couches with me
I ain't no slouch when it comes to getting free lunches come and get me
get at me
get me get at me
let me be that to you and you can be that for me


tell me will you emily you're still so see through breathing through breathing tubes rattles like the wind and grin it seethes too reads you lines from the book that crooked its lean to while making loans and puttings leans on you we're greening out dude pass the munchies and the french onion dip in my lunch please I've got a hunch we've run out of of countries to invade now enclaves are all the rage now melee with starting upgrades and custimizable silos blow up like that half of outkast named andre
and you can't make sense of what we do
when you're lying to them talking through them too
find siamese twins removed now we're two
I'm looking for some human gluefor me and you
diamonds knew cayman islands blew through
now what I'd do to you
is a crime for the crime zoo
now I'm stewing in my juices
roosting in a cell called my room




dont hate yourself
behave yourself


i love you
why would hurt me








ugly words are often true but who'd love them
trust me to tuck them in

there are no new people
just
just pictures of the people you copied on the retina faded like an after image of the future that you're trying to forget now now close your eyes and back away from her

make it up so slimey like the liar's tongue moves why do you do that type of move just to fit into the groove yes now behoove me to tell you the truth



Isis or Osiris Iris was the rainbow said to noah be eager for god's love the fermentation of beer that was the yeast in the bread of the sky


the living core of vegetable soul
incredible fold in time that I'll roll
style so  mild though
stye in inner eye gouge
too tired to lie down
now wake up naked from the waist down in downtown
now cowering in a crowd and it's on me like the last round
pass round hash and get crowned
bow down to brain scan ultrasound
now our culture sounds pretty tasty to those vultures looking down


microphone testing
it's notorious ST
vacating the premisise he's elvis presly
pelvic thrust then bust up in this waitress from Kelsey's
what else do I have hiding up my sleeve
joe biden on the wingtip but hope reside with me
cobra eye gleam
with a sober white last name
coast guard the last line of defense in case of change



imagine ocean over
nova scotia cliffs
erroded like the face of hope with open lips
toking spliffs don't make me diminish now let's hop to the finish with the cap of the minish



IRONAGE OF NOVA SCOTIA EARTH RUSTS RED IN MY MOUTH
Spit out the blood now take to the coast
rhyme up some crimes with vim and vigor then
drown all my sorrows in salt water malt liquor
if life seems a joke well here's the kicker
the rest of the world don't care if you're grinning

Golly G

Holly we turn to folly taking molly see the way college equates to knowledge but lack of acknowledgement never made the anthology
of poetry they said maybe slow going might be better than editing that pile of vile oaths
a mile high sowed by time behind me like some apple seeds turned to trees I'm rather embarrassed to find
Tell me if your saddle sack tells itself to my innuendo meant to leave that all to luck who gives a fuck who gives one anyway
tell me the same thing you said to him yesterday
as long as you made it fresh each day like subway
it's baked and so am I so who can tell the difference anyway
hithertoo remembered as a friend I met or somebody
I'd never see the likes of again but then suddenly someday maybe if I'm lucky
she'll come back to me
and waiting up for her I'd smile
I knew you'd come and I'm glad did though I knew you'd take a while
Tell me truthfully if you're here for good or just for PJ Styles
Listen close like you haven't held me in a while
Two banks of a river made black by a swell
tell people words in language you forgot how to spell



Sarah oh sarah oh Check stereo playing barlioz so parry blows but don't tarry though ghosts and scary growths can ferry those like Mary goes round and round break the cycle check the sound and carry your derrieres to the dance floor we're coming round fairly often merrily got em in our rostrum flip it rap possum fossil of the past if the costs allow
press the fingertips of walls to the hips of basketballs and riposte stall vigor brawl anger mango tangle so he broke his ankle said I'll bank here with tankards of lanky arm scars bojangles burning barn barge here it is large my main maid marian marge saying yes sarge pardon the force of cars but we're hitting bars so hard it's like sars coming down with the brown round his wrists which was found to tangle like the rings round the fingers of his hands
it made sense to no one else but the members of the band










calcium phosphate
sodium chlordide
iron phosphate


just try to face this
debased I'll replace this faker on the track leave his body in my basement
smoking weed with dave kicking it like asics
take this like vinegar and soda yeah we're bakin'
film canister takin' pictures of your vacation spoil em in development elope one chance don't forget or make irrelevant
remember like an elephant like ella fitzgerald so elegant like zelda fitzgerald so malevolant and jealous like my lavalamp so tell us of the happenstance
snaps nearly crapped his pants
carnacs gone south of france
now the north face jacket race of immaculate face target for ejaculate wait think of all the bachellorette's waists don't waist your time but move in haste it's a crime to waste this time in your place
so go back to her place and surely replace everything in your life that's lonely with someone else's homely domestication

so confess the patient lie that's waiting hide or make it cry out baby take me in the night
let me wake you up inside out with eyes that eightfold describe the lines that spiderlike she wrapped around the words she tracked the curves in space time density or whatever propensity drew you or like faces you knew you
had forgotten the name of
you made up names for
in your head to go to bed so
take me with you when you go
with you to bed but
when you fall asleep beside me I feel awful and alone
why would you sleep
so well just like a stone
a stone I'd throw into a wishing well and wish for you to fall asleep beside me and thinking of you wish you well
I'm wishing you well
kissing you in storytelling dell and dip in forrest climb and take a measure of us now that pleasure's the greatest treasure for us I'm slow lorris, trees and chicks with no tops into Morrissey
the lastest extreme sport straight to screamcore dream jar of weird porn on the internet forum
pinterest dorm room harm inducing playing doom II till noon the next day


Thank you for the opportunity to work in your kitchen.  It has been a positive experience for me and everyone has been amazing.  Unfortunately the time has come where I have to say good bye to you all and end this brief but prosperous chapter.  Consider this my two weeks notice.

Best wishes

Jacob

 


hit you with the vindictive words of witticism never before heard or written whether youre perturbed bed ridden or just from the suburbs considering we're on some herbs now gimme things one word THUNDER brings a hundred terms of them stumbling drunk and mumbling eating wonderbread and assembling embolisms reminiscent of a fender bender schism met her at a given time but eternal was the love I crafted out of wax and patterns backwards grafted to my brain like magic it was vexed with hexes from the sex we slept so come and take address
make a mess of all the rest and manifest some of the best
now you're foundering take you up off the ground and then we're down and again sit back and relax you're clowning in it's earth bound and you're wearing wedding gowns and glitz
pounding down powder with wowsers here's two fivers and handful of uppers and three glasses of shut the fuck up sir yes  sir now undress her into introspective words you crafted in fractions of a second like what else were you practicing for but to freeze up now wow you suck take everything you love and strangle it with hugs too tight you knew right away a few might escape but today no way hooray let's all say mayday not m'lady and stay well away
pray to god you can evade and not become her prey






wisdom tooth got a bit too long
had to go ot the dentist to take off its crown



down on the west side of university avenue
all thse businessmen liquid lunch and grabbing brews
I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant for seafood
you know nothing's worse than him having you
at least there are mussels to take home and I'm not homeless but working for less than minimum wage, I'm basically a slave
At my age Halcyon with hustle
I think the calcium in the mussels built up around my tooth
now it's poking my cheek and might have to be removed
Lying like an amalgam of cadavers before Frankenstein
The patient lying etherized upon the table
The white plastic gloves grip the handle
hands inclined to doctor
trips I blocked out to the dentist that at your therapists you talk about
the last remnant of childhood nightmares sticks around longer than your childhood hopes
under hypnosis we're this close kids

so grope
so blind I feel you

when you grow up and your teeth start trying to kill you
I was a biological dead end and now you know what I've been through
  THE HORROR
take a dip and dive like a symphony
rise like your sympathy for me that's adorable and spiral to infinity like entropy
now you're creepy crawly like a centipede remember no remedy so you sent for me
Rocking sleeves tattooed so temporary
so blazed he vaguely dropped out of the seminary
now he's digging graves in the cemetery looking for somewhere subterranean to tell me scary stories
fairy forests or barely making out the difference between two portraits
proceed to 100 percent progress
carve this dungeon map and compass
dump this treasure in vaults so secret kids freak out can't get glimpses
trade one mask for another like eclipses
pressed his lips to hers and it encouraged him in his misery
so find a warm patch in the sun and
lay down with the lizards with me

Remember always keep your garden green
so you wake and don't remember what you glimpsed in wandering dream
it's haunting me
Now I'm down in the dumps like this economy
consciously costing nothing
 now I"m jetting to Boston for a conference
Blessed out specialist with confidence
Hard to convince bitches always sitting on the fence
weighing pros and cons to mince
lakes to bigger fish were ponds for shrimp
hard to place your finger on the map where the monuments fell like on the ottoman
this autumn when we bought him his first car and first semester in college which he later found out wasn't divine providence
nor fortune nor fate but the obvious choice that's in front of all of us in congress
say follow us!


Put your trust in St Augustine

open up your mind
whatchu tryna find
I once stole a peach in my youth now beseech me to tell you the truth


YOu got squat diddly bought not an middling grot now we're counting pennies
pray you're heading to a fountain vending machine spreading more goals than foals burning coals neverending for offending endings and you're boring me like you did her
deep like a drill for real to the earth's core
Verse chorus verse please that rhyme's for the nursery
Cursery curse I rehearsed see how I'm reimbursed by all the bursaries
so put in the hearse in reverse or see percy splees the size of mercy me cause they kept me in reserve so Creasy, Creasy told me to call him Creasy. Tracy, my ex wife met my girlfriend Lacie, made an accidental stop over on vacation praying to God I wouldn't have dated so blatant but hate it or fade it over
since we separated its been like cage doors swinging shut on everything now fruit loops got no magic now they all taste the same
I'm feeling kinda drained
tell me elm tree how'd ya always stay always so strange?


squaring the circle with Lying Messenger



you're boring me
like you
did her
now your 2nd person world can't help but continue, the third person arrives to seperate the two of you...  behind the wall where are you now... you become object of the dyadic relation before some third, some one else
and she is is now the third person held in the interlocutor's reference--and who were you anyway
as in
let's make love a game of self discovery as if transference were all there was
I do say
my model makes it's own demonstration

After I slept for three days
I awoke in purple haze
Reality felt like meat space
I'm phased in from the stars man
parsing Mars to Earth like Tarzan swinging tree to tree
You can bring what you might bring to me as an offering
richer than the tar sands: blinging unbelievably



They took nine cooked him nine times
booked him crook crooked him cold booking shook em and then took off brooklyn to carrington my maid's friend the librarian said never stray past getting laid I'm in the Chelsea Hilton for like five days but now I'm back chilling scooping fro yo at Menchies saying how much does this shit weigh bitch this yogurt too expensive I'm like nah get yourself whatever I'm good I ate a big lunch understood you're backing out now I'm catching looks from bitches in Northface jackets causing a scene when i start fumbling for my wallet spilled a bunch a change now I'm crawling on my hands and knees I'm looking deranged  whatever fuck it
I'm chilled out smoking weed up in my room go to the store get some snacks and shit come back watch a movie
life's complicated enough when you ain't exactly worrying I'll take you back someday son rat race is scurrying fact is you can have exactly what you want in life and that's encouraging


Everybody said
that rhyme's dead
Talking sparrowhawk and I'm Ged
I timed it five minutes before I'm fed to the giant head
levitating like Leviathan was flying in sound waves of the violin
trailing violence a mile a minute with eyelids open and pariah thin slits were the pupils that resided inside of them
Single file was the line up that admired him
Helped him out the swamp he was mired in
Parted the mud like the sea here's some soap suds for you to wash the dirt up off your knees
Hip while you hop with me
Take a trip while you philosophy me with anthology
take a deep breath to take the leap as you follow me
golly gee college equates to knowledge see I accept your appology if you say you're truly sorry G
Sally see the way I went to Dallas we took the 35 east
through mountain tall and valley deep Cali dreams callous schemes ecologies you haven't seen who's on top of LAWD
newest rapper trapped up in a lapsed synapsed up in a thunder clap god catcha clap god
snaps'll catch a quick nap cause he's so laxed at being the rap god







same as famous michael keaton dreams made facile the loaded poison tenacle dripped gibbous moon vindictive in the marslight
oh our nights tonight but this neon blowpipe got caught in my spaghetti western headlight
let's let the bed bugs out at night
they keep me up at night 
I got you in my heart through all my life
 now call your name back to eh saccrine acts of war task force restoring masks you hoard 
let me into that cask of yours to drain the drops or make up words
take me out at night
wear me out or like a dress or
on your shoulder like a parrot for you to wear with your pirate hat
and let it tell you secrets like the earphones at the museum
I'm grinning like the cat that wants to eat him
you want to see him?
 so here's the hall of blank walls and here's the exhibit of tranquilizers successfully administered
let's replicate what you face in the mirror each day
Ego ideal or Ideal ego let me grab a toaster eggo with an egg to go at crepe a go go let me go so I can write a poem about anniversaries for your bursary to curse my terse purse strings bursting at the seams with liverwurst and things fred dursting with a dirth immersed in trinkets of blinking ingots emerging
bring us some Gershwin and we'll be musing to ourselves how much we cursed him at first when we heard him but now we adore him cause Oram when I was born a young Norman I saw my future as a porridge but now in my 40s I'm more absorbent call me Couriscant call me Carcassone call me Carcasso Carcosa call me back with your lasso to Old El Paso where we task you to eat a taco without getting crumbs on the carpet like grass grew out the floor with a fresh mist of Mountain dew







telling you shit you never knew
textbook stock going up like our revenue


Yo I'm coming humming straight from the mothership

Do I spend money on lovely things to consume or consume lovely things for money my human so lovely  that the world must suffer for paper in drawers in computers
in computers
in computers
in computers is our hope for the future now I'm used to being used to them



everybody says they love me when they hug me but you know it ain't up to me
everybody hates me subtly
press your hands together in a cup for me
and let me sip and suckle from it as you sup with me
chicken finger licking buttery
no cutlery
just utterly succulent and cuddly soft not leathery
it was the best breast next to the ones that I never see
legendary very also scary with the variance
hey maid marian I see clear with clairvoyance that your marriage is avoidance and various diplomas
I'm in a coma luging through the moma
the aroma of marijuana reminds me of Sheronda like the boatman beckoning me to judgement your honour
silly money filled me sweet like honey
treat her right for once in your life you dumby
before life starts crumbling again
one wonders what one woman could do or discipline
those few who are listening take note not mescaline
folk thought embezzeling all his funds was the best thing to buy off the pestering neighbours and relatives

in this imaginary world where you have something to lose
your waking up drinking booze taking pills having chills with wack drug addicts and criminals not eating at regular intervals and not sleeping haven't felt right up in my head since last weekend past freaking out now I'm wack steven tracks gone lax even wax apple grab a snapple win at scrabble on a lucky double
chase the bubble pop now you took too long you're in trouble
life's a game and you're the hole
stay in control of the field
rhymes yield to no man build snowmen of volcano ash well I'll dradle natch, we'll cable cash from neighbour's wall fatal crash now his ashes all sable black and that's the way you act
I say if it was me I'd find some way to pay you back

keep treading  water so your limbs dont atrophy
i guess you can't take it back now that bats out the belfry
tell me elves speak right through the elm trees 
I'll take what TVs selling me right to Tel Aviv







Im re-reading lord of the rings
 halfway through twin towers
I always get bored of the thing
I called up George my drug dealer tonight
I said Hey are you around I just got off work I'll see you in 30 minutes and I
hopped on the subway and met him and on the way back I got a Chicken Shawarma
now I'm feeling warmer but it's getting colder outside
yes february's setting in and the days in my life are never seen only felt
and I've slept through every one since I quit my job
making salads for soccer moms
and I started dishwashing in restaurants
They said you gotta shovel the walk and I said I know you don't have to be a prick about it
sorry about your wife's pussy I'll take my dick up out it
I live on a different schedule than you so if you give me a reasonable amount of time to do it then I'll do it and I have been doing it you people are ju zealots of domesticity yeah I've seen you
start shoveling when its just begun snowing and shoveling our walk too before i get a chance out of spite and hating us all your life when I only shovel my walk after it stops snowing when I'm shoveling my walk at a more reasonable time
ain't gonna do any good except satisfy your wife
that woman speaking through your mouth I can taste her breath when you speak
I wish she'd rot in hell fire after she'll slip and break her neck
walking down her own patch of `street
cause when you talk
about other people you're not focusing on what you could do to better yourself
let's all take note of this sad woman and her husband and raise a beer and belch

















losing friends
was just gaining new ones in your head
I'll make it all up as I go along
and say the things I never said.


Cinderblock talk round the cooler is you married a loser
Cop the low wage interval
7-11 big gulp
where wolf there wolf
scary like a big gulf between the two of you
now its every problem in your marriage ever on review 
careful its a werewolf scar prepare for moon change bring strange form
cage for him in the corner on the days you store him
like tiera del feugo and I'll listen if you say so
thanks girl thanks for all the help and hope you call
I'm the Streetcar Named Desire and my ego the lampshade
can't believe you stayed for a minute to demonstrate
blue lotus clutched her hands around a lemon said
hey man
how'd you get so square and
now embarrass your self in front of elves
looking for someone you can save
tethering a volleyball to
seven claustrophobic
triangles
tell me my angle
take kangaroo hop django reinhardt mein kompft
mon friere mine moffat
try him and get him off quick before blotches!
keep on counting time with watches in your waterworld
Kevin Costner prances with skulls
like riding a bike
you just don't forget her
no not yet her
memory it lingers like a wicked form or formless form or cone of sight
it's a pran glaze enclave on wrong graves with the redgraves and does this look like a dead dave
or a live undead rave
said mave
now pave the pavement away and roll up the concrete under my feet as I brave the cold and pray the snow away
yeah its getting steeper than some deep deep holes
incontrol's on goal with kids like foals and I suppose then
How much do you suppose I owe?

Christ my toes are numb they froze in code that means in love
I'll take you deeper underground than some holes I've dug
What do you suppose you'd do or tell me what you've done
everybody loves someone
everybody in love





this way is my high way so dance with me on the glowing coals of holes in shoals with your calloused soles and Pallas Athena scolds him wants the bones from chosen foals and that just shows them what mole hills made ant hills of and mountains turned fountains like volcanoes of blood
and she said to you THAT S JUST THE WAY IT GOES with my luck
and we burnt toast like she stubs her toes and rows on rows of them know her by her name in laymans's terms the same as terminally shermed I'm worming my way into Barnes and Nobles hope I'll stow away for the sequel like
how could it go wrong again
and
what could it matter to you
if she tried to be your friend


inclusively lucid on a futon in Busan
crunch like crouton Tempura Udon soup as hot as neutrons
q

Lies fill every stanza like George Costanza
she said words so now I answer
hey how are you cowered like in pews
say lay down with me too
way down on queen and broadview
say round three we could be you and if you're confused then Houston
say hey now 3d becomes a lean to
grey ground grey sky now I swear it aint fair I'm greening out dude



Don't step on the crack from bad wires
Elm tree tell me scary stories by the camp fire I've a fiver
tell me of failure and inhaled air and glider pale as her face or the burns on her thighs were
tell me his eyes are tired of admiring dark pools I'm mired in now the future's fire wood in a wood fire oven like the apocalypse licking its lips and watching you aspirate as you aspire to grin
a smiling tide of the ocean and I'm lying to her chin with my head pressed and dead last was magic cats mired in the environment
let's disapparate and fake the past
wow
look how long legs all the spiders kept their eggs wrapped
placenta lamella or amniotic sack
can we know in advance and I'll take once chance
to make a change but I guess I didn't need to know that
I was speeding over limits man you cannot agree wack as tracking through the seaside towns of your childhood trips now ship wrecked
let me take a sec to forget and check a script bless

Tell of it for the hell of it swell kid
Tiger Woods asked if Mel Gibson asked Nancy she said well Cid
sand traps the size of afghanistan Now as they appear are just baseball sized golf balls looking larger in the rearview mirror
like a merger that leaves you a jobless millionaire
Bring out the champagne honey and the real pain vinegar
tom waits coughing laughed said at least you'll thank me later
taste the new wave vogue that's slowly selling out
it's raining so hard outside I hope you're wearing your Wellington boots out
I hope you resign yourself
keep telling lies and you'll hurt your neck
turning to check up behind yourself



Phantom limbs and antonyms
contradict themselves and elves
said dwarves like jews
 of baser rock hewed the arkenstone
 and covet it like gollum the ring
or gandalf did that ledge before he took falling



Sempiternal satyrs circle and say
Man made of flesh today
before was clay
satyrs always been liquid flowing
from leaves like taps of trees
may pole syrup
was sap now see


your lips move mumbling
tell me something I dont know
running full speed away
then bathe in grit from the grave
and comma full stop now grovel in your brave hovel if you pay that means you better make it novel you`ll be able to articulate
each reticulated digit of it glimpsing some half truth about our fate for a moment in the light then darkness
her hands turned to birds turned to eyes and her forefinger pointing at
holy oaks
her eyes like goblins grinning bright
no lampshade for it
no hinterland wide enough to buy enough stuff to ride it out for the winter and what could you ever give her except the shiver
cold right down her back and night gown her lack in found objects
rewound and bound in bodice made firm by the fireplace her hearth was regular and irregular as ever
triangular anguish and hand drawn circles so
there ain`t no X for you to tattoo yourself with anymore
they swept it up in brooms and humans left luminous gloom and gust of brooding dust cloud

flying monkey crystal sphere face the motel bathroom mirror 
lipstick scrawled a number here for
fearful weirdos near and dear
call her she appears in all tears
wondering where my holiday cheer is
just here for the conversation like holden caulfield is
we all heel to the spiel of the realist kneeling and pealing his bell at a telos
but don`t get overzealous
charging in like hellions rebellion I`m Jack Skellington taking you back to the origin Duke Ellington Ella Fitzgerald and your belly button
Let me tell you something glutton eating mutton strutting your stuff and bluffing
you`re one second away from
plant some smack on him, take him out back and cuff em
I got an urge and an urge just feels right It could even feel wrong but that just feels right too
you make me see the same thing a different way than I should though


Tripping on that purple lemonade that I`m sipping on
 Eating fried chicken in Nippon with some Japanese chick who dyed her hair blonde at christmas time is it time to remiss and miss the chiam drip trip flip you twitched the last time it's the same ol grime crime fine he paid and laid down like crooks in your spine I'm drying my eyes from firefights in the bright night gonna admire height's view might take a slip before I dip and say adieu like a whole cloud of steam escaping from your forrest hill apartment I'm fire trucks embarking on adventure when I grow up I'll be like you but a spike out my forehead grew they named it unicorn the foremost fool on the hill or sword spin strike sharks embark on bikes it's the hitler mustache in the back with the kikes and reading Nietzsche
teaching to each his own peach but beseech these words while releasing 
seeking to be free of briefly encountering then allowing it to bow down again I'm sounding in the pool that I'm lounging in gouging out my eyes with a spoon like an ombudsman and calm floods came then in your momma's den
by the light of the tv he gathers receipts like judge judy
cudgel ruby slipper wearing girls and then who'd he think you were and burning who you were before then
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limp back in like haggard boxer balboa
carrying his hands in his arms like they were plates of brisket steaming like the pits of hell
smiling like the mouth of buddha
hands like gorillas like gorgons like ludacris
get back get back yall don't know me like that



elephants graveyard



at bars they`ll card ya
we large like marge hair
elephant we charge yeah




Jacob and Dave here
Token rap savior
here`s a waiver if we don`t fit the bill you can get a refund later
be fundamentally bent in your views you need a new context here`s some text to reflect check
words that I script like the scribes of Egypt come equipped to button lips tripping over this and that








beefhoven`s fifth drinking appletons from a micky and smoking a spliff
copious hope in my self and lack of mental health`ve been alphabetically arranged
made my harangue a meringue now rearrange my brain and have it staged
like act your way your words a doorway and poor me















eating ricin lets let down with the dice
and listen to my sister's favourite album by Feist
Christ I'm rolling Goly Gee
Christmas Holly and ball game  you're calling me
I'll agree on condition we
omit it from tips we slip the waitresses and case and point adjacent are the spaces that we place them in
and what's the pace we freebased the thing emaciated face of grin
haste we're in
If that's the wasteral pastry taster gay astronaut pass the pot to him and play asher roth and rot this thing
was too fucked up to last and that's the mercy of the merciless ming


Incorrigible COry in the back of a Delorean
Flashbang flashbacks and I'm in the Korean War again
I got foreign films all up in my mind like Medusa the Gorgon
seducing the forgone conclusion of Morgan or Morgana
organ or organic?
Oregon or Canada?
Slide down the bannister into anguish and blandishment
graphic or drawn with a stick into sand like some afghans are brandishing

Now I'm brooding over brain contusions giving me insane bruises and my forehead pondering student
wandering lukewarm suit made of new fibres to die for
wheel make me driver the million dollar khyber pass to fly over


I  think i need some help with this

More shitty raps

textbook flips to the answer its
take a gander
there is no love outside transference
handsome as cancer is dancing with
your mother and your older brother
mixed together like a sweet drink in the warm weather
form fitting sweaters and crackers with marble cheddar edibles incredible flake cakes like
dander and anderson cooper grey suits with hitler's stomping boots
let's get being in cahoots
eating fruit loops with babe ruth
four different humours
their arms were computers
mix it together like the blooper reel
everyone get all gooped like I hope it's really real

have you melted like the moon into sticky hands of noon time?
until you have I guess Ill run away with all your love in streams
I made it through the winter with a warm mug of spring run off and your hugs like drugs
and I told you that you snore to see the look on your face bug
let's go bay by the southern bug
let's discover ourselves a home in the summer months before but once I blanked
angst described a sense of thanks for the memories
swoon like monogamy swing like mammary into corridors unsanitary
licking icecream off the floor




 never see your face
I liked to see
Never run the other way away from me
Say it with your lips pressed close your hands undoing clothes
loath the seaside as your daughter does her mothers eyes
waiting behind her brothers lies
the sandy shores of cottage time and rocky shores of august clime
august in its memory
climb the banks with his memory foam matteress and a pillow made of seaweed
smoking spliffs with me all night in my play house
in the park
in the park at night I can't remember but Ill always remember





I'm elephant stomp poacher celebrate scratch against trees go to a jazz club add ella fitz
gerald on the track with Chewie Armstrong in the back shit!
Seminal, his eminence, all the bitches filming this please send me tips
quick now let's zip to a place where they tuck and nip speaking specifically of
trips to the hospital and how they ain't worth it on the whole when you're waiting for so many hours and Obamacare the same road
different street signs now you're in a complete bind
while yesterday at your sisters place you were saying you were feeling just fine
meanwhile in a different crowd, people acting all posh while to us it's considered rude
getting good service from private doctors
Mrs having affairs with
they never talk to one another so
their husband's unaware
kids grown up and gone to college so the place is feeling empty and
things are getting lonely round the house with no homies

Let me spell it out in Scarlet Letters for anyone who cares
Plus one elf mad fair
sad garrison of adjectives lay next to her there at her feet
trying to describe but falling short of her cheeks
I'm crying out exhorbant terms trying to court her and quarter her peach
fuck it hire a quartet for her met her meddling with her best friend testing me by texting him bare
naked pictures right in front of me on our date at the company restaurant I guess it wasn't on as hot as I'd thought
let's t ime stop rhyme drop sweat drip try him trope crime grope into dime dope blind folks always turn they're lights out


Braising sparrows casing all the grazing marrowz in the territory check the forty story fall of metaphor into allegory calico cat raps snaps gone gorey with these seedy barbershop teenage hearthrob Cory hotline hot rhymes Who got lines to chop?
Got jail times for crimes.  Enhale trails said she nailed it on vine
pale in her face when they sailed through the fireplace
in a puff of floo powder said gimme a try sometime and here's a voucher
punch ya in the gut or review me like your manager
either I'd rather than what's in that cannister

Chasing feral cats with Professor Quirrel's second half guess the lesson's learning fast
turning back to spuring backwoods attraction from second cousin lovers
now you're laying undercovers saying how did this happen
taking naps with other people's husbands or wives leads to dirt naps and hurt sad sacks and all that jive
snaps not into that ball game so
if you fall into that volcano lemme know
demigod dumb it down for all of us round here
semi odd semiotics simmer down for at least a year three cheers
muskateers now lets pass around another round of beers and another until we experience weird fierce jeers or shed tears

lay in bed
spend a day in your head thinking of making bread and be convinced
of all the things you'll never do but probably end up doing anyway as hobby in the future when you're wobbly on your feet and your body's all shriveled like the pit of a peach
bit of the bite of the leech with shit in his teeth said sit here with me and teethe and tease whittle away time like a piece of sea wood at least as good as a fancy feast dinner for two say christ this should rise like yeast or raised eyebrow forehead crease
looking gnarly like the ithaca greeks
down on danforth cooking cans of beef for hand me down lunches with a bunch of anchovies
can't survive on this grub bub you're so low down you're in a dive
baked potato no chive so come alive undead with drives and just survive











Bull Mastiff on the track catchin a whiff of that bat
check the vampire with the werewolf scratch
careful back away from that
sable black CAT cable back to the table at sable island restaurant dressed to faunt my best but tastefully appointed
Level headed though insane he's wack
basically a wastrel hack
case of overacting actor blacking out
disaster but then fast come the Hapsburgs in a lapse of tact followed by the last of the hamburgers
she's making tuna sandwiches to bandage it but quick catch the hamburglar
NAMBLA in the Ambutrans with the amber lamps on Ambian mishandling Little Sambo and Wilt Chamberlain

Tapering apron strings to homosapiens draping trapsing through vhs tapes of the great apes like the greeks we're eating grapes at a feast of reclining peeps talking real deep















Tulips
 is all I need on my dick


smoke an L and have a brew
you
wouldnt believe
it shouldn't be but
I'm telling you
if you havent heard the news
a herd of two elephants
take cover from the elements
you've heard of what I'm selling you
 on the tv late at night on the community channel
a beauty to behold and a freaky one to handle
its like socks without sandals or milk shakes without bananas
telemon and peleus
Kellog's flake and milk have your fill mate
now that we're awake let's have some chips and steak
yeah we're getting baked having drinks yeah you're hearing clinks glasses raised cheers
three muskateers
just left the bar and we're mad weird on beers
walk into the lab we're
ready to go flow some sick shit like oops here we go now let's roll


 I'm on a burberry murder spree and it occurs to me
chavs purposely perpetrating perjury is burgeoning with emerging urgency in Anthony Burgess dreams imagine I'm diving from birch trees hurt my knees and now I'm heading to surgery Turgidly that's how the nerds refer to me emergency vehicle crashed on iced flipped over no chance of saving the life
fatally beta blockers pay apocryphal visits to the doctors but shock here's the twist the ice dradle be spinning and innings grinning beginning brimming and dimming light switches red and white light disco accident and is it as rich as itches wishing like magicians or a tax accountant christians impositions in positions abusing women
and that exact amount of
Magic Powder
Tragic failure in cash over the counter
a slow banana republic type of answer that will sway like dancer before you like the tantalizing vision of a ends of Samantha
tell me the answer
sell me the zantham gum that will entrance her
enhance our libido if we agree to those who beetle bug and thugging we suppose to be complete disposed fetal foes and womb twin shark spawn harken to the testing of the mirror trap Do you hear a bat?  FLAP FLAP do a hear a fucking bat?  Gun go CLAP CLAP here's my fucking gat
Zombies out the bat cave we're rocking sacks with dollar signs ballas in impalas and m-9
berrettas do it better 100% the timeyes we're rocking it so flawless like the emeralds in her dress which be on my floor and carried away by my accomplice as I take this girl to bed and I have my way with her and a gentlemen says that's all I'm going to explain to ya

snap's so laxed he's practically a dirt nap
in a pool of his own blood thugs say death is man's purpose
nephalim envelope him like a hug with a shrug doug
cause dig it gold nugget take the coins on his eyes cause it looks like he sprung for a trip
to the bunk bed dream tuck shop snippet from the past grip it fast
one shot but gun shot
snub nose bros in khaki clothes rock revolvers
welcome to the gun club bub we're hot as lava
scrub or hide behind shrubs like puck and don't give two fucks
like a fox it's uncanny
amanda show your body to me
randy never knew I
made advances like the army
weather pleather balmy
salvation harming
paul's nation's tardy
apple carty math parchment note cards and hearts held in like farts
taudry baudy babely bodies make me laud her dirty laundry
dry her wordy warding off in nerdy nordic ring
sing all the elohim and I'll sing all the valar and if your off pitch bitch fix it I ain't no fortune teller
but once i start yelling and get less yellow say hello
quake like jello in your boots and pray I mellow before I shoot or maybe oops
and this goes out to all my bitches out the sunroofs

carry marriage off with sparrows and heroines from novels
scoop out my brain like avacados drunk and drinking wine bottles
say me sado- play melato oh Bernardo open on open like a car door
say but I don't know so blame on her clay Madonna in a vague despondent circumstance and
King of England King of France
There is no life there is no afterlife and quit your trifling
grab a rifle and strife with a knife or a gun might fill in by swinging a pipe or in a bind I'll swing a close line round the neck and crack the spine piano wire some other time

Grimier then rhymes you find in the brine of brain vats say same thing same circumstance but asking awkward questions vexes Rex Lex Luthor quoth the verve of Superman in scarlet letter S the glyph of his own lithium.  Is he numb to it?  That's the question of the comics but the comics are they comic and how can episodic repetion in confrontation remain helpful and I'll quote the Alamo or Kalamazoo Hullaballoo I'm on a new plane of just not even saying words anymore so have an orange and rhyme it with doorhinge Gord Finch mortaging cottage with three bears and porridge is enormous corneas forming as wide as spiders webs let's go next to ourselves.  Plus one elves left the trees but we're just chilling in the breeze of this field now.  And electrical wires run through it and radition waves now.  And they space is just nothing well.  It's an ocean of radition.  X-rays.  Gamma Rays.  All that shit.


Elephants Gerrald on the Warpath tonight
Hyper than some psycho going out and taking lives
Hey can I vapourize with you guys?
What could I say but we only smoke with fire.

Elephants Gerrald with the elegance to spare, yo
Portugese Bakery Hot Bun Caldense's fair girls
Most people have a lot to say: Relevance zero
Elven hero 80s deNiro bleeding from the heart like pelican Akira
tell me the jungle cat feral
take this kale and streep it like meryl



new madonna made a gaudy vision of her body to me
honest that I knew in my mind ways view that demons musta brought her to me like a oddity exhumed from depths before me like a  mirror or a television shimmering screen gibbering glib and gibbous rib thin and crib bibs slim jim thin lipped and thin lizzy grin

Stomp elephant pelican peregrine falcon wearing a grin talking to a dolphin on the millenium falcon after the Maltese falcon I'm golfing with Dolph Lungrin hungering grumbling forpungent cheeeeese
Yo Six different walking down the street like we're fucking misfits but
If you gonna make a quip about how you don't like our shit you can say it to our face pretty please

Six different cheeses walking down the streets yes different types of cheap ass strats c plus mustache
no change no bus pass so we're begging or sneaking reeking of weed every day of the week and double on the weekend being Fridays was highdays and boozeday tuesdays and rules to obey to enjoy and hold gay
We're drunk riding bikes
 Elephants Gerald on the warpath tonight
that's right so hype you break your arm and nearly lose your life
Shit that was close bump some Gerald in the psyche ward parkour out the corridor and ford the gap between the lab door and poor tour guard kirkekaard in a scarf barfing up fluoxetine in waste boxes and on his moccasins no oxygen I'm detoxing and I'm approximately on oxis but I'm locked up and I'm doxing. paradox and demons are speaking approaching and encroaching on your life is trifer than the whole one stolen by moles in my skin colder than holding her hand and abandoning images.
Amateur vandal vanishing with your valuables and leaving footprints in the mud of their sandals for detectives to take casts of with white gloves and I ask you
what's it take to knight clubs?
Tight snug like anywhere from bear hugs to bodies wraped in rugs and locked in trunks



I bought an Ipod
make a nubile new bod for me steve jobbs
make me a cyclops
because depth is so complex that it bothers me eye drops
are what I really need please give me a pint of pine sol
I'm solving all problems by slowly going blind y'all


elephants Gerald
feral cat lewis carrol rap
eating tarot in a wheelbarrow call me sparrowhawk
snap's back with the whole clutch of crap
laxing in the trap well you best wake up out of that
better net a better income in bigham shirts and being hte king of this kingdom hurts
cause the crown hangs heavy
like my dick the way these bitches have been hanging on it lately

automatic writing my bet exciting titans of crap or reciting back ions of fires dawning in the funeral pyres of fires of liars tongues hovering and stung like bees that monsanto can't sand so afghanistand and the taliban in banned doctrinal posturing to viscounts on the horizon of dining out and manners I can't stand the whereabouts or thereabouts in this here or hereabouts they said it would be about but then the struggling mugging took place and misplaced agdjacent spaces of misplaced ages of days that have been dreamed of in remembered past seasons or legions of leisons on feet pealing disgusting like busting puss out of something or something else plus one elves back on the shelf and jacob is faking it now gradients of grades say wow or excellent but next elected president of denizens was someone else and what better way to drink yourself to death than to ring yourself out ring yourself up on the telephone because the way that the heaviness rests and I better redress the dress she was wearing and tearing apart better make art and part seas like they're red and better express train well I digress



yeah
i was unemployed
so i actually read that

teach me how hands work
I wanna open like cans derp
these doe eyes are spaceships though
foreign as tierra del fuego
sell me up the river in a magazine
nailed to a man who was dragging a dragon a mango and a langoustine
said bake all the bread till its dead
and shake out the blues
make up some rules instead and you'll win it in the end

That's how cash cow
last stop before dachau
last thought before I pass out
throw the raft out with the fishing rod to cast out
catching bass now largemouth and they're heading southbound on a river heading westbound
that's straight up the river to death now obsessed by the wrecks on the way it's a like a crucifix of planks from decks
ripped and torn like the body of our lord and it's absorbing how the reverend acts speaking out his ass the greatest truth told in the remembered past ask if you reflect doubt
he drank two cokes and passed the fuck out
wakes up drinking fanta with a fantasy to pantomime to
if I'm to you what he's to me then we freaks can frequent decently at least as recently as a precinct C was released from decontamination
re-examinating all the canisters they're taking on the trucks on vacations to the chemical depository in rows of 40 x 30 stacked by 10 and labeled GLory
SOrry
I'm coming home early
you heard me
I like em curvy and purdy like al but very verdy like Verdi
Vert in ancillars cancel our hansel and lancelot fanciful dance of plot and metaplot to set besought beside themselves I rhyme to tell the truth like Lucifer whispering to Eve to eat and to enjoy just what is good for her and what is not is bought as marriage to the man you once had brought unto the world and forgotten like Lilith erased from time by filthy haste and crime.

the blocker
the cannon
the shade

I eat the eyes of sheep
rise and take a deep breath before you die of sleep
in your eye weepingand crying
leaping lion sleep beside him
deep inside zion and I'm biding my time when crime and punishment
cunning conundrums and I'm done with it
take it and I'm running with it
come and get if you miss it
but it's mine now
I'm powerful inside wow catch a load of pride
Lucifer walking upside down but inside
coming out his mouth like bees or swarms of flies
pigs head on a pike
and if that's what you like
make them talk to Mike
c'mon mike, say what you're gonna say

If Treyvon Martin invades your apartment would you simmer, man, or Zimmerman?
If kitchen equipment is given to immigrants then shouldn't the midgets images of themselves deteriorate in a society where Miley Cyrus is the vilest nihilist to buy a list of names and recite them at crisis point?

 Isis ain't here so entice us with fear

kpax zaphod remember that
white cat on the tracks holla back
take a minute to relax and think of all the syntax smack forehead clap
snaps rolling snake eyes in the crap shoot
gluten crunch crouton it's been wack since neutron bombs calm as death and just as harmless
take what's sprouting out my back and castle that

4 horsemen of course man I endorse them
king of all the salads riding first it is the worst man
I've ever seen in terms of cursing and bursting drama queen type verses like you read up in the magazines
can't impersonate this person
famous cause he reigns us in
we're the dream team and he's in change
like the czar holding back his hounds with drooling mandibles
just ready to kill all those fucking salad bowls
     Next it's dexterous emmerson the temperance of an immersion blender yes he rocks it calm no splendor on the surface but under it he's stirring up the temperature whirring like a merlin with a scroll like a messenger
no matter who be testing ya you pass it flying colours son you only second to the number one
    Yo check it number 3 with a vengeance Johnny Lasagna calm from the marijuana he be smoking like farmer shout out to farmer ted, we be checking out his daughters yo praises be to the alma mater, flip a burger with the condiments you're so fond to mince, slice with the mandolin and dice no matter the price to your fingers or life
And if you start to get worried please don't
because I need 2 more lasagnas before you go
    Number 4 cold as ice forming from the days of the cold war in the fridge getting the vegetables to wash and toss the ones with mold spores zucchini spiral champion like my god this can't be done and then he does it like not to rub it in can I even say this in public I spit it with the truth you know the people they love it if they only would discover it in the woods like some bedtime stories we're some deep under covers shit

   


 I'm carrying a carry on on my way to merry one very fine Sumerian with a derriere to bury an Aryan or merried man cheating on his secretary and his wife interrogating him with no variance or tarrying with vegetarian areas of paris barristas or barrister lawyers protecting sequoias or serenading versions of ourselves from the past cause that's what we conjure up to ferry us like carriers of nefarious Ares or moonlight fairies dance
on the way to the next world
external texture out of context I'll ask you if
task you with facts checked graphs you cliff note crammed with your hands into tin cans
when my grin abandons sense clench your fist and swing back


wraps on racks on racks
hacking back black tar and animal farm dismantle the barn and build a bookcase with what you took with you just in case from the fire
a hundred ovens tall
they came like eyes in the night
dark at the centre but gleaming at you
flame and craving flicker
they blink in pattern like the trees moving against the backdrop of the sun
from the window of a train
and you drift in and out
it begins to rain


night time makes me think of...
nothing  hugging earth in friendship and earth mistakes it love
misnames it care
and writes it odes
it cut your hair and wove a dreamcatcher
and left a barrier of salt
around you sleeping
when you wake you break its spell


There is a single principle of philosophy as there is one thing life and now there's two things in life I suppose there are two in philosophy and now that I count that there's three things for sure.  And counting again four.  And addition at its core we make it's matheme crap a bore and pour a beer and schmere together coherence from appearance in delirium ranting back through language as a lecturn that is speaking to the lecture.

I miss the texture of the person that we liberated Christ for, and have abandoned or destroyed.  This coy make believe takes away the filth of complication with an air of zen, saying "Do not deal with the complication in life, simply buy this and you will have absolved yourself."  This is the catholic capitalism of buddha at the beginning of the 21st century.  The biotech is at hand and abandoning itself to nanotech and we're waiting for them so bad right now because America's kind of lost it but it's still the only thing going on on planet Earth so all these reasonable folks clamouring for the American dream in the Future Asia Prosperity Sphere are weighing on the Earth's resources like a fat kid in the bouncy castle.

There is little it would appear philosophy can do in a situation like this but offer consolation, a path of least resistance in the divergent course towards death which is our meted lot in life.  It can offer great and moving elegies on the nature of being-towards-death and how this universality of strife and a highly Christianized response to universality in isolated singularity.  If these answers had been sufficient, as they seem to have been for some periods of history, they are no longer so.

We have to escape the standpoint of will entirely.  One must think the opposite of determinism without resorting to free will.  Contingency has-- in Lacanian psychoanalysis--been displaced to the object.  The object as conditioned by the subject, but this conditioning is just there to cover up the gap--the Achilles and the Tortoise structure of $<>a--in which the subject never quite catches up with the object of his phantasy.  While the drive seeks the annihilation of self in the ego ideal, at the level of desire this becomes the sustaining game which drives the phantasy and can never be realized.  The gap is internalized again as the ego, the very failure to achieve the ego ideal--the dissonance with form characterized by Aristotle as the actuality of the potential qua potential.  But this gap must be sewed shut, knotted, by the fourth--the order of the sinthome, the making, the doing, the naming, and foreclosure of meaning which ultimately makes life possible at the end of analysis.


 







I tried making poems say real things
but its cheating all the fake things
you could imagine I'm saying
lets go back to wolves braying at the moon
like eagles and seagulls sing
we're culling younglings like Anakin, Nooooooooo!
he's loonier than muskoka lakes
more loonies than the coke machine takes
broke now break me over rocks like waves awake now open eyes like cliffs
and if that's what it is
Oliver Sacks
her hands like tarantulas clawing into your back and in the dirt they crawl acorss the room to find a hidey hole
now like spidey sense stole our innocence I'm counting all the pence like count olaf laughs baffled at a premonition of the preeminence and emanating from his eminence unto the denizens already dozens of them leveling
have a nice day say the better man won now the evidence
is clear we're
at a loss
like one hand undoing bras


cuckold horns make a crown of thorns
now your gown adorns the doll up in the closet of my crowded dorm
now I'm rocking porno mustache with much flash and much scorn watching much music on the tv in my custy corner of the room musty odor crushing pills into powder filling our pockets with the metals of the changing moon
falling star

check the voice of engine cars
tells us our
lips white as flour
made sheets like the ocean waves break against the shore
make your mouth a whore eating hors d'oeuvres
a whirling dervish curves a circle like the fixed stars


eating venison with many funny men with many sins
throwing pennies in the bins of denizens
has it been reticence on your face I'm sensing or it is apprehension learching towards fortune or a henchmen in corner with the axe man in former soviet republic of the love sick hover board backflip flying kick

Some dare to find a layer in the atmosphere but I swear there is coherent imagery in there somewhere
somewhere or somewhere else
or else
plus one elf's
back up in hell trapped with magic spells and
lack of mental health
well check the mental wealth of uls
cannibal cows of skulls with death knell and scroll
who eats the eyes of ewes
her eyes grew grooves for you that's what eyes do
at least mine do
crime zoo times two find food
prime proof I'm too aloof
grew green grow off my roof and stoop hoof print stamp down doom like thunder goes boom
you suit my dune lampoon sci fi trip to cancun
now let's zoom

ten fingers sing her song in deaf language
for no hands to hold sandwiches
this is sad as anguish is
languishing in langoustines in dream cuisine vanquishing turines of meats encrusted in its seams and seamly jelly
wiggle eggy little leggy
peggy porker
made you soak her
like some beans
the night before

Eddie Balfour

tell me of Chaucer
a master of english verse and reality imposter
has a roster of lines for actors to read like the oscar goes to atropos
you know who
catch your nose with a hook cashew nut
the receptive television signal digging spigots in the brigade of frigates slick rick's the shit
well I think the sets broken miss I might have to fix it


ATROPOS

tell me the truth or tell me lies that disguise my youth in time
sweet baby ruth what do you find?
And when you take back everything that's yours don't leave what's mine
just have it all
abbot I'll sabotage
rabbit holes
catapult
cannibal hannibal of the alps adderals
too bad we're all catanonic now
gin and tonic is a pussy drink
bank accounts
and counts of weed
ounces and qps
riding hoopties with some groupies and seeing Snoop on TV as a kid and now its me
rid yourself of who you be
and we could be decently spaced out at pace with freebase
tell the truth or make mistakes




showing her gams at the slow jam
 crammed into the minivan like toe jam
got the whole fam sitting around and we're eating ham
no it's not kosher
but then again
when exactly was it that I did what I was supposed to

so for now
 now I'm sober its
code for
mauve furniture
and furtive looks
october cover us
it's all over for us
sing the chorus
umbrous oprahs cobras an O for his mouth and Xs for her eyes
texas was ours
next course cut scars into arms with shards
Mars is driving cars into our hearts
like wheel wobblin' shopping carts
your farts are practically art
part the red sea like psyche with a trident
you're going home tonight with anxious excitement
who could give a damn to hide it
and the worlds was an ocean just rolling inside it
her belly the baby the bathwater beside it
astride it the ghost of her dog, Clide, it's him reborn in human form again
and now the women all say they love you but in your mind you know they're just jealous of you

I'm in the reagal beagal drinking stiegel reading der spiegl with an ego the size of Seattle I'm Greedo shooting first at guidos rocking speedos who's key note speaker at the rideau got you crouched into the fetal with acetaminophen procedures with defeated ddos sea legs and sea toes hawking cds on street corners

 we're the sober ones chilling with the dobermans its so Burgundian that we're crumbling him over buns
cause its all for fun in the sun and you only live once

ultimate cult of vaults now sculpt go kart race track parts
into k mart by Christmas time
we go worldwide in the meantime
if you hit me up on vine
we can maybe later grab a glass of wine
cab sauv