Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Clearly going downhill and racism

the rhyminest prime minister
I'll administer
fine wine vinegar into your eye
rinse with brine am I convincing ya?
Try a new cinesphere
Gwenevere and Medea
take off in a jag-u-ar
While you drink your Agua in an acura
I'm an aqualung
of vernacular reenactment of the battle of Vatican sabre rattling with Ratigan in the days of Attica
raise a valid point of contention

poem me OP
 apocalyptic king of hiccupping
take eliptic trips through rifts and fix what's dripping in
playing miniputt with the liliputians

if you're scratching itches bitches I am right here wit chas
stretch us out on stretchers that'll fetch us
while these wretches watch us taking pictures
watching district 9 with Wikus Van De Merwe
wonder where i went when I'm under firmament then I run to Burma
michael chiklis evicted by old st nicholis
bald face tricking us all in a blink of his
winking its me who else would you think it is?
sink or swim think of him drinking his licorice. 
Single him out in second of recklessness
cashing all checks its me the most feckless
between the east and the west coast now the reckoning
deckard cain coxswain cock swinging swain of the lost claimed
prospero posturing imposter of the osprey
who lost what you spent on the phosphorescent offering
and a swallow of a grape flavoured drink
and a collar around her neck like a thing
I'll follow her around drinking mimosas for breakfast with her girlfriends always fingering their nose rings
I'll bleach my hair instead of drinking it
I'll ask which twist you thought was nitwitted
I'll bask in shadows too deep to countenance
la dolce vita fountain weeping opulence
I am xerxes whipping the bosporus
I am playing Age of Empires and managing my populous properly
from my Palace of princes disguised as pauper kids
Proverbs proverbially harbouring ships like our jewess in arduous arbours of farflung provinance
fat she was infatuated with fatuous hominids
ominous omnibus aum sayers our mayors the king of all of this
ring out the bells for holiday's cheer's weird spell
fear fell flat on its face ask the fake shakespeare seer in the wishing well
fish him out kiss em he'll turn to Prince Pepe Bishop of Hell
serve him on a plate scraped clean of bitter greens and bechamel
fetch him I'll enmesh him in webs charlotte wrote
in harliquin trim he used a marlinspike to write what you quote now 
  
 

ratiocinatio polysyllogistica



well we talked and i guess well it was romantic
I guess it was slower than tantric
pause panting and 4 tablets
asunder astrider a strider and a climate of climbers and briars and fire trucks
a scryer
my third eye was serving me fries
pour me a five alive
and let's get low like dives
let's grow like hives
let's explode what you have in crimes
a blogger and a crime novel and an augur and a scribe
pawgs turning all my lights on like right on
that's a long distance you're crafting between bastions of the last johan sebastian
gaugins the last hit
you're folding right past him
cobra lashes the backs of his heels
now that's rich
that's a merry christmas
that's the litmus test for being in the business,
watch your fingers
this side's the hinges
batton down the hatches
gash and lashes
bat her long eye lashes
and that's just the last six ways of dragging you down
or back to the last treacle sweet you took a graph to
look giraffes grew necks to look back at you
and that's the last turn of the screw
cash spurn of the jew
bad sermons for you




 barn owl cowl and her sour sad smile and the growl in the howl of an hour's wasted while and her voice leaps for happiness like late capitalist post-industrial malaise
 how'd you know I was overreaching
reading 50 shades of grey
the october group eyed the olympic hoops tied tightly round them, remind rightly I've found him inside a hollow mountain dancing in the mansion's fountain lancing all his boils circumcizing moils speaking oil wrapped in tin foil
 the sin of her cast of her the grin of her casts you further than you could outlast you murderer
so maybe I'll never get to be happy, so maybe I already am
and if you like being miserable what's left's just israel and after that's sand
Hope her open heart like hands
got rings around like bands and pictures like a brand in a memory I wanted you to see I wanted to see you I honestly just wanted to I want to see you but I lost you before I greeted you I'll host a party partly part of me part 3 coming soon




  its up to me now


this is me, not caring what you're hearing
this is me, not caring what you're hearing
I'm asking Karen O if she's looking to the ceiling
ask me why I can't even get my fucking dreams
I'll get some fucking ice cream
and demons in my mind stream
if you buy me
a new drink
I might get a nice ice tea
I might be kinda sheisty
and lice bison and your name over IM beeps
rip rip rip
on the side of the ice rink
I think you even know that you'll die
stinkin in the sky
everyone got nothing to do
winking your eye
now I'mma ask you if the truth was uncouth
would you tell it
would you fucking sell it
would you fucking shred it
or would you scrunch it all up here wth dead ferrits
everybody asking
with their finger in the derrick
if I'd think
you'd ask me if my friend Eric
would spell his name A-I-R-I-C
if you think I ain't cool well check my ice cream
if you think I'm cool while watching the screen
if you think you get down now everybody scream
everybody scream if you know who is you
who is you who is me who is we
now everybody get together like a GM G
now I g2g
everybody chillin like brb
now I'm coming through like this my new shit
if you think its tiny its called minutiae
aw shit all the future coming over here like a luchadore loser
now who is me and who's her
everybody telling me these few words
if you wanna tell me I am the new Caesar, Julius
lean in orange julius like Piza
everybody chillin like these are
the ingredients that I'm needing from my fridge with expedience
if you wanna tell me
please do it
now I'm coming with more hubris
than you can understand with
this bandwidth
if you can't canonize it
maybe try to find the place between the eyes
quick before it dies
you can hear the little people if you try
I'm waking in the morning and I'm hanging out like drying
If you think you made it up or are making me
try, I ain't
If you think you are cool, drink paint
If you think are fooling me, you ain't
If you think you're cool, drink paint
Now I'm walking over here with the mad taint in my fucking face
if you think you spray
everybody call me the new Saint
Ving Rhames
if you think you ain't cool, well who changed
loose change with the fool Lu Kang
everybody coming with some mad loose slang
if you wanna tell me who got hoops mane
now I'm shootin em
now there ain't no quoting him
I'm writing em as I'm reading em
















books are like fruit,
one must wait for them to ripen
books have their right time



why would those hands grab more than they could hold on the way home as they walked through the woods
and along came a wolf sniffing the scent of blood
miss moffat with a parcel and aye that's the rub

butcher's paper and cooking twine and two loops make a knot you surmise would hook inside eachother like take what's left and divide


hotstuff bought hotsauce in her purse enough for everyone at her rally in Cali and shall we  or shall we not? knots tough to untie
bought a bot net enclave of what I already grabbed and got like goro
six arms and
I would not to have lent what I gave up for it
Have a vegan donut or a torus

High summer sun
roll across me
Disc of sweetest cherry
Lie under the earth now sweetly
erring sparrow
owl and measure
dragonflight and gone

the rage just means you care

I
am
raw
with
horse
haired
godless
children
manichean
temptation
omnipresent
entertaining
incredulously
interchangably
incrementalized
instrumentalized
omphaloskepticism


without my hands or bandstands or ambling like grand pianos there and back the wild Pizano eyes like Princess Diana's


take a trip to prague or rip the bottom of the log cabin and taxi cab back to the hadron collider now I'm drinking five alive and I'm out a fiver can I glide from here to there?

i love you too
you don't love me but
I'd love you too


you say you're happier now you get up early well
tell me if I'm tired or surly
my arms aren't burly enough to carry you there so you'll just have to marry me here
my eyes are blinking from the morning light the way they don't when I'm pouring over pages by candlelight so when the power goes out and the roof of your house sags down below the eaves that's the time you'll leave me again
in the future when you see me again I'll be older but not wiser or more truthful
well they'll ask you how you manage to look so youthful you'll say it's some type of moisturizing cream well if that's true then isn't that tip useful?
and if it's a lie don't turn over on your side when we're in bed it makes me sad it makes me like a little lad crying out for his mommy in the dark
now how'd you get to be so many people at once like the sequel just wasn't enough now who are you baby when the winds that took you carry me on the wafts of endless summer to the bunkbed in my childhood's childhood's childhood
now if it's a worthwhile good or mild enough to be something I could eat
ain't it a treat
ain't it a nice thing for me to see on my way walking home from the doldrums in my need and lack for hand holding this modem bodem told em soda fountains counts as soundscan radio's #1 hit song



ikr death was a fan held by a japanese woman in the window of a china shop like the mask of a diver pressed against eyes of the space between the lines between the grill of the car and the furnace downstairs in the basement too far away to reach with hands held back behind themselves like how'd you know you were equal to the challenge when it met you at the door dressed in black and sombre black and sombre black

highlight the undertones in my speech or is it wrong to want to know who you're singing songs to? or to whom? your ears all ringing my sing song harm in the tone on my tongue and my face looks angry on the surface of the lake


truth looks at it brooks this river of blood lake of graphic violence that you're too tragic to last hit too tragic to last in this world with gashes on your arms from your trips to the attic and grabbing hands at the string to the stairs to the ladder up which lashes against my back and watch the ladder turn to a net that catches step back from bad decisions you can't take back with backlit gadgets in showcases in windows in case your staircase spiraled fake into my eyeholes like pinholes or riddles that situate me in places adjacent to spaces I've replaced in my memory with memory foam or lawn gnomes or geodesic domes or roads to rome or paul simon's kodachrome ringing in your ears like a phone so phone home 


behind your back behind yourself is a knot of fingers made gordian by praying at playing at making steeples making cases braying at the moon and star ladles guitar wails and dead door nails now smiles from reason flow as miles yes miles there are to go before the trance state leaves you before the trance state takes you where your fingers on the keyboard dance to a tune they whistle to themselves on the way to the... say my age is a... up

There's no I for You to encounter there.


the stone that the builders rejected has become the cornerstone

and our eyebeams twisted
there the sense of belonging I've been longing I've been longing
there's no object there to see
just a subject looking from a place that's not within the world
now what am I looking at? Not there but looking back at them
now catch my gaze in double mirrors
that's what I said
and are of love the food my flushing face blushes hush john hughes

actually, actually I should explain

ask me all these things
maybe we should change

 Atoms join together and form molecules for they are more stable that way.

Stranger: It is the same with life.

Stranger: Therefore I do not see animals, plants, as "Life", but only this phenomenon, which is what I call "life".

You: so a crystal is life?

Stranger: A manifestation of it, yes.

Stranger: Life is not its forms. Life is the phenomenon that makes us exist.

well I nearly died, I swear I did but I woke up on the other side I said would you mind sliding the door back the otherway that way so when I go back I can take my time yeah I'll just take my time back I'll just lean and recline back and put my feet to rest upon the porch of the house of heaven

of course like a mouse in his dwelling just a hole in our house but yet the hole in one house is another house to mouse and who's selling the real estate umbrella conglomerant bought up an awful lot of it and that's what gotham hallways between the underground footcourts and parking complex that marks the bought and bartered marx critique of capital and liberal values

well I'll crib what you stole by playing roles,
stay emulsified,
I'd slip staying in vogue
with the major lapses in phase out pages back to
grinning acolytes
of grim sprites
in black tights
and dim gas lights
and the smell of citrus on her lips was actually hibiscus
this blood red tide was a hymnbook in disguise
grinning with his two black eyes lined in kohl
ground to powder in a bowl
allowed to get louder to get more malleable
than bowing to boulevards
and what is fame really but broadside salvo of shrapnel
I'm trying to be helpful
I'll get some aloe for that hole
cause that plant was a gift wasted on people playing basketball
face the long hallway crawl to the base of the tower
whole bass in the basement makes the walls shake in my home
I guess I'll make it a poem instead of wading into the lake with some stones



 the  the tricked herds of vampires; hands passed the drugs and the look that I think was from those couple years you smoked crack to block out memories of the past lost boys in a ring of predators, parents selling their spawn to a radius of evil


trip gutteral sorrees with mores of a more eel in amore feel his fucking forehead his burning up with chakras and electric bacchinals, hacksaw in one hand and that's the time for backing off



nostalgia and anonymous algernon and in earnest I'm allergic to the algee on jd salanger's knowledge of politics and analogous false alarms

can it with yout can lit you amateur nostradamuses and you pouting doubting thomases comas in sentences enters with question marks to ask you sharks to bask in shoals to crack like the cask you
stole from Basque merchants ask if the sea urchin on the plate at La Gravroshe was cooked by a street urchin Be observant of your circumstances lurking cancer in your neck was what you took a chance for asnwer to the questions question not only answers but the questions themselves question what sells question fan service when it panders question when han resurfaces pan on his flutes playing pranks tucks your shirt into his transformative horn on his head born of cornocopia I hope you listened real deep to what I said no weep over what you didn't reap but now suspend disbelief like a bridge sent tense sentence tenses questions answer canter back like panzer division tanks into berlin now urban warfare concrete curbs sit and stomp ya like reactionary politicking over dinner isn't the winning move grin and keep on stewing in your fresh squeeze organic juices if you think its true or if its rude or unsaid uncouth, misandry on the internet hurts dudes now  which tribe are you why are there these different tribes I'm quitting twittering while you're hurt deep inside that one nerd doesn't want to watch a shitty remake instead of hate-watching it and I hate watching it--take the fake malarchy and shove it up the great Richard Starkey where you lost your car keys to your harley davidson tshirt appolstered interior complex inferior Chevrolet Corvette--blasting death metal out the cup holder arm rests horse hair tassels hanging from the seat cushions and I'm pushing a cd into a multi-disk cd donut 

maybe these words like babies im cradling woke up crying would you hug them ?...who would hug them... who will help them when they're strung out on drugs and who would smuggle them through customs... would you ask me if I'm cain or abel then? osama bin? say to them you're faded like the ladies you thought were maidens now laid up in 8 of 10 fate of frail fatal friends sadomasochistic sophisticated maid marian and harry made the ferrying seraphim carry them there on his back like al buraq. there is a film over my vision like soap my living with bad decisions I spoke plaid jacket fashions catching on latching on like ropes now you're looking into future glasses asking if the future passes itself off as a suture over the past now will the future last ...well I hope...
who laughed who remembers if mustard gas was really a jazz number he crashed the cymbol like brash in the face of reality television reality now I'm drunk and I'm lying in an alley trying to con a man out of his watch like I watched on televsion Whether or not its relevent to my electrician I hooped the loop around the victim I hitched him to my roof and I became aloof

Poof! gone magic metatarsal and the cartillidge I've martialled around my arteries pardon me if I'm tardy and soon to be gone like impending doom on the horizon the freezing rhine or hearing all those pops and crackles and shit on vinyl I'm first responding to the scene of a slip and fall like lionel hutz with crutches much ado about this fool watching his own funeral Kumail Nanjiani is making ignorant tweets about mysogyny in geek culture well maybe if there weren't these vultures hovering like of course if women loved them they wouldn't make up virtual snugglies my curtain behind the ugly reality found cheeze-it terrorists and cowboys on the wild frontier asking if mild mannered easterners taking trains to places with no maps yet putting down tracks like chinamen in hats filling their pockets like the San Fransisco Grove elite roving for mesquite to smoke a pig head-to-hoof like proof to a sufi or a loofa to the two of you

now who's across the way from me
sailing through the air away from me
pace yourself running back to me


stop working for me
everybody in here
stop stop repurposing
when you shop I'm reimbursing things
talk I'm the nursery rhyme
don't be misquoting em
I'm taking people back cause you ain't folding em like chairs
now I'm a wwe wrestler and I'm entering stage left of her
everybody got nothing to do with
everybody's rubric
I am
the new Anubis







Seven speckled severed heads are lying in the lap of a runaway convict from the south of France and the people that were whispering him messages are approaching in the dark and feeding me things to write in this notebook I'm either making it up or having a borrowed trip in a suv that was taken from another person for an afternoon's use and left in the parking lot of a arby's beside the highway now if you're telling the truth to a false witness in the moonlight in delaware on a friday night in the middle of august and which organ do you think it comes from inside you I swear Trouble is rudderless ship and lashed to the mast the mumbling muse amusing enough but you seem confused and who's that exactly do I think I know well I heard it running through my family and my dead mom and my memories of belonging and longing for belonging now who is that kid on the yellow linolium floor of the kitchen and don't you remember what you did? the fountains made of lead going exploring in the dark now what do you see?
tell me what do you see? it ain't really up to you or me
the word's fickle and unknown to me
so you can either stare into the dark and focus on the on little children running round and saying things and whispering to you like the sweet nothings of a lover or try to recover
 now your hotel pillow is cold on the underside So who was the nurse that helped you learn to walk again and who was that person that you built up interest in like a bank account in the imagination of a fool but praise the wisdom in an adage as old as the face of the gardener at your estate in the country with a butler and a maid and you go hunting for deer You shot a doe in the head and now its becoming a meal for your family and it's a recent pursuit it's a recent pursuit



If it made sense to trade the estimate I took of tylenol bottles and beer and scheppes with guava juice there's vernors and arizona ice tea canada dry and v8 cocacola and more beer cans like amsterdam and the beer with the strong man and bounty bar wrappers and lights and garbage from nature valley bars and caps from juices there's a bottle of water that was 99 cents for 1.5 litres and books everywhere covered in dust and ashes. Perhaps 100 roaches in total? Not the insect. No sign of insects, nor mice. This mess is carefully orchestrated obviously with careful indexing and planning of the vortex method. Laundry at least was done. I'm thinking the Mage Sorcerers Crusade pizza box and xbox controller had to be moved soon, the pizza box downstairs and the controller and book off the bed.  The book had crumbs of Super Silver Haze There were pins on the floor as well, spilled from a basked filled with sewing equipment, best to be avoided. Obviously a trap for the uninitiated. 



blinking in semaphore your eye twitches like the legs of a new cadaver I wouldn't understate the importance of the dialectic slave master


personally nursey bursary cursing the honest earnest terminus of land paul barman back to sermon us grandly permanent perm and then determine the examining you do to yourself maybe some maybe none maybe get all self-conscious with it now I'm gonna vomit kiddie I got too troubled about what anonymous did to me now you can consider me fiddling trying to find middle c now hillary vs trump has become an inevitability when men try to mend well maybe pain makes mistakes seem better then smoke pot to forget her then
or retire like letterman why'd you pretend you were so dead set to win well met my friend said top deck what you lent to lost friends bot net audience loving everything now you've got sense to spend
suspend twitter accounts

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE?

 Orgone collect me the pictures that drew me lecterns that spoke the lectures to me like spectres or inspector detectives with sweaty complexions in the office of the chief I want your gun and your badge on my desk son don't even talk to me I don't want your excuses if you want to serve and send herds of animals running for office Glaciers melted globally warm with my flushed face and hushed shhhhh, matter is jealous of form and so greed moves the world by an Invisible Hand Avarice had a triste with The Irrisible Man Malice makes grist of the individual's plan like wolves and you're lambs in herds he'll emerge in to murder your plans
collective identity said crowd around my corporate body and form my head like gza wu tang resurrected as the ghost of my pleasure
Ghostfaced like Jason
walking a precipice like epaulets obstreperous tepid water after 1,000 foot drop sweaty palms covered in chalk and I'm setting up a slackline gonna take a single step and if I drop I better catch myself because there's no safety net, I gotta long stretch to the other side or if I take a dive there will be a sharp decline in my health cause I'm gonna flatline


endless mind
it might end this time
like your friend bill nye

progressive ideology can decry my biology as cultural imperialism
but the vultures of the imperium are tearing up my bleary eyed dearly beloved nihilism that I'm not even part of
my hearts up to my sleeves with the eyes and the ears of the man bun big beard riding bikes to get ipa that tastes like squirrels died to make it time to break out of your cardboard box personality your friends up the alleyway are in a cult of personality with each other virtue signalling mingling ringing each others eyephones with photos of themselves alone at home

fuck the they now everyone's an individual just like you
looked like a pike out your forehead grew
more dead fools to reheat in the stew
deleting the new rhymes you wrote by mistake
now the worst taste in your mouth's playing chess with dave
wrestle the slouch of the couch and maybe go out
instead of whining to yourself with your own damn pout


honkeys man get beyond reason


All these people trying to ban it
and these trumpet fucks trying to go back to the land
its all the same to me to be abandoning
these tumblrite neo con brietbart mary sues making america great again
these gamergate twitterati
these hashtag all lives hashtag black lives hashtag smoking hash at an [8] posting g8 b8 in your comments section
is the record corrected?
is the pepe dejected
is the pee pee poo poo man a rascist or a base head
is the ghostbusters sequel a vehicle for positive change or an MRA activist's rage
a slacktivist's gay bisexual demikin neopet bronnie malcontent sucking a tailpipe of regret
a deathspiral I haven't 360 kickflipped yet
on DIGRA on lycra on Bikeriders on kike deriders on stormfags on men's mags on kale chips on sales pitch on some save the whales tip on Brexiters on redditors on sexual predators posing as enlightened beta males on Kratos on NATO on Ayn Randians on Hurricane Sandy and ban happy mods on sandy vaginas and dicks out for a dead God
This year was the year that everyone died
drinking lead for Flint
and dank memes resurrected an Egyptian frog maybe elected a president
and Hank Williams was still releasing new tracks
This year was the year the wind blew back
the overwatch pornography reminded you of
your vapourware girlfriend
living in europe
making chicken tendies
in your ruined imagination

these navy seals like schlemiels
with the schpiel of the holy seal for real rock galils


the last catch
was the baby in the bassinet
what the rasta head

was what the last one did



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tell me bout your aimless kids
and I'll eat it up like fibs
rhymes that look your lips and made them crisply hiss
whispering vespers of the queen's english like I've just seen the green lantern of the anglerfish
asks the angels if traditions writ in stone were hit and miss
reminisce before you remind me to remember this
summon seven events from beyond ephemeral sense
simmer all day on the stove then disrobe with barely a wince
spurned you with a look you took a glance at a glimpse
now you're scared of the words you mince
ramps to the blimps in the sky floating like shrimp
look of the tramp hook of the lamp look at his hands took her in hand booked in a truck to see brooklyn bands look at the landscape while escaping to france
don't wake up your parents
just a sequence of treacle we're taking to cannes what's in the can what's in a plan? tell me what's in your hand? tell me do have a plan b? A whirlwind of souls going in a circle now TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE?

dont get uppity
I'll abruptly take you back to custody
don't test me trust me if you rustle my jimmies their ain't no remedy
REMIND ME TO REMEMBER THESE
words while disassembling semblances of avalanches
tell me if happenstance is a phantom's anthem
drive me back to grantham from toronto yeah I swallowed my gravol and I smell Hamilton through the open back window
Golden horseshoe needing more screws

to secure to this stallion of industry
I'm eating scallions with the sauce I've been simmering
talents that are going to waste or ruin in ruminating in gin or vacationing in sin maintaining my virtues by being more resourceful I'm forcing my way through the open back window cause there's no opening a portal in the real world seal fur means real food for little girls my mind whirls while the sounds of your brain boils now I'm foiling your plans before you can find the oil for the magic lamp now your own green lantern tragic phantom anthem for the ransom game going on in grantham








this lovely image of you
pictures that drugs drew
typical hypocritical oedipal liberal
double indemnity visual novels
living in literally hovels
isnt it marvellous the squabbles we sound like turkey gobbles
and I've got hair like Fabio
and she's oggling before I vamanos and she rendezvous with the holy ghost

















everybody going
if you can catch me, I'm running faster if you can get me
where are you going
yes I'm rowing faster than boats go
merrily upstream


a bullet in your head
what was it you said?
put your problems to bed
well im trying my best
but is my best good enough
when your mind is in a rut
or is it someone's way of making
you feel better
or better themselves?
I wonder to myself
If they really see
you as an inconvenience to them
so just go away
then they will say
what a good boy
that boy really was
yeah things didn't get better
until he took things into his own hands
the advice from the old woman
ringing in his head
what was it you said?



what you costing me
i am the awesome beat
when you wander in off the street


pretend your dying like bowie and make a gift to      
say goodbye or look horse in the mouth it doesnt make sense to my precognition that rhymes would evade you like the reasons for superstittion like these times are just the beginning like religion
my mind is an organ with bad decisions

at first it was wrong
or so you thought
but now you see
on your colour tv
that things were all blue
but now they're green
if you know what i mean
what does it mean
i dont know what it means
now my mind's all confused
and I feel abused
like I'm black and blue
now you're turning mean
and I'm turning too
and now its curtains for me
but how certain are you
that what is seen
is whats really true
maybe truth is a screen
like clip on YouTube at 240p



oh uh oh
that's what I said
now everybody dead


THIS RAP IS NOT MINE IT IS FROM YOUTUBE COMMENTS::

QUOTE
sweet jok sweet hok i love book i love cook i want to stop i got eyes on the rap i need to hear my ears do lala lAA LA llaaa i got ice on my vine i got to take some ht rain i want to stock in pain i love rise feelings they love ice bain i have clouds fame i need to hack waves nedd ollala la i have a paper plain i need to travel all places oh that damm ppl want irplain i got only dolas in my poket jeans are cut i want to blzme go go away i have taxes on my dean 
UNQUOTE

hi how are you
eating lunch at tartu
straight to the carpool lane and snacking on the bar food
don't get all existential like sartre do
maybe get a little introspective like marcuse
hark who goes there
is that you R-2?
gutting cigars to make a blunt like a harpoon
far from the harbour at corfu
my corporal court martial like this is for you
pour vous?
more to sort through
my sword'll sport a new blade by the fourth flu
don't be morbid orbit a new crew
my new zulu two piece on the evening news
now who can choose
between tuesday morning or wednesday by noon



how do i feel or rather why would I feel tides roll away still my eyes still roll inside me
lying up in laundry the hands took fast like merry christmas mary my dysentery my lack of singularity things were getting hairy we were talking about Sherry I was walking through walls like boo scary who are they this noose could hardly thin streets in italy will become a maze

so i asked her what was her name and then she said
damn man don't you know the refrain
look at the beginning of the song you sung
listen to the toll of the bell or the smell of the skunk
hasten to the place you went last time you got drunk now tell me why'd you walk so far out
why'd you walk out


No matter where I'm always there now who cares now who's looking into the eyes of the disguisess of my surmises is dumb in the face of cryptograms or a hip eye exam to the unhip looks like blurry letters like this fetter on my line ran from berlin to pound sterling my mind's my girlfriend now that time's the world's end my curling fingernails are falling off like toenails I tried to clip I read the freudian slip when I tried to avoid it rhymes embroidered with the foibles of the coded message

tell me where you are now that twitter took the messages you'd send me and broadcast them to ambiguity
now who is rueing these tomfooleries robbing jewelry stores from telephonebook seats






I am this
Iambics
written in sanskrit


The gradual hype is building now that elvis left the building and now we're all chilling with evils
my mind's got boll weevils and but I'm not enfeebled no I'm jumping like Knevils. My car is like an artist to an easel now I'm rollin in the dirt like a weasel Calgary Stampede type landcruiser vehicle





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Thisby and Pyramus
eating tiramisu and myriad of various dishes here at mamafukoo
now I'm going cuckoo with whose cool
protools beats like gza and the whole byzantine empire of mysterious metaphysical bonfire non-Being that non-exists outside of Reality.
But how's he connected to us then, and I guess that makes us need them.
The hierarchy of the church which the earthly manifestation of God
but now the idea of God is dead and we're all reading Nietzche and preaching to each other about what other people teach us
I think the idea of debate is a good one and if you you're rated X then you should tell them
and in relationships with other people you can find God in each other like a community of Jesus but then you're lying down with Jesus and that doesn't seem to please us personally but I'm sure other people like to to a certain degree and that's okay cause it's okay to be gay with me just straight/white/male/cis let me be me cause I'm not trying to oppress you and if I had it another way I would rob all the banks in switzerland and split what's in my hands with you Tramps in campers too trick the stranding strands of the tryptophane and dip into the crypt within don't trip it's the dead coming through with the many limbs red so bread through the limbs hemmed in with a springroll rag doll unforgiven Now I'm trippin on some mescaline cresting a wave coming up with the next tab setting in dressed as a indian I'm culturally appropriating my midlife crisis with the desert sand the desert sun setting hot by the world's rim overalls unfurled by the swirling whirls of wind curling the hair round the ears and X-Wings fly in a V overhead



into the lair of the people that don't care
he's that hebrew in mohair with the slicked back hairstyle
yeah it's gonna be awhile but you might as well wait
you might as well make other plans while you're making mistakes   

while you're waiting for next jam
while you're falling for phishing scams
while you're relaxing on the beach and a thousand marines start unloading from boats
like a million ants with extended magazines
which way is the way to the invasion of norway
 my mind is a sheep and I'm counting my dreams

pussy basket?

aluminium dust from the aluminuium plate I've been cutting on, the exacto takes a page from the signature to replace with a coloured picture of the churchill society taking purchase of the hot glue and circular blade
 the clamp secures the cover and the glue along the spine begins to set in place
guillotine the sides and along each edge.  sweet dickensian sleds and pudding of a severed head and avuncular mourning dress the handshake of a mensch the incredible lengths stormed the banks formed rank and file of files and papercuts

keep on leaping over puddles of water, sorta, the sun just brought up say tomato say tomato saint franscico say carrado opasada gotima and dasvidaniya ostolany and the foster mommies cost the commie professor trelawnenys the rastapasta platter you promised me cross the promised sea to the promised land with the sand and the palm trees cross the florida keys or crusade to indian and south china seas from japan all the way to madagascar beach keep on thinking like I'm your daughter my fairy tales and honour sailed like snails the long fair song sayer and egg layer in anglais er.. no failsafes long scared and now I'm beyond song credits no edits just straight to number one post on reddit from two seconds after I said it wait roll tape beep jeeps of vips docs all ripped strips lips with long hair stripped of his long hair dipped dipstick stick it all in there sibling gone his fair maiden its medium rare to say okay then let me demonstrate semi demi legislative bodies illegibly scrawling on the walls while eyes balling like spalding bitch was calling me all morning while I'm trying to get horny times you ignored me now why am I so important?


I'm calling in crimes binding books like orange rinds I'm sweeping off the linolIUM chilling with lost time and my man ryan who got a cyan sweater and a habit of teeth grinding, flaw with the jaw under pressure like some diamonds now I'm colliding with the bride of dracula and the wack tactics of immaculate conception transforming into beastmen like at least let the yeast live my vegan friend comprehend? wanna lend a hand or are you chopping off them going golfin with a hook and a look from your robber baron offspring got nothing but gluttony and a ticket to the ballgame now who's got the remains I've been praying over for days now the last icy rays of the sun begin to tfade away
shit I got got nothing on the phrases of ages of blazed the male gaze of fraiser craine and niles sipping sherry in denial of how much they make now I'm trying ot congregate in the city that congress made speaking englais the wrong way now do what the song say




i got elegy allergies
watcha telling me callicles
tel aviv mentalities in well to do localities



Things all changed now they're going back the same
and if that's cool with you I think you're lame
Now my eyes kept blinking in the overwhelming darkness I thought to myself I would appropriate a headdress from a culture that I killed out long long ago
you think you know but you're dying out in the cold while a hundred years ago they had a hundred names for snow
now we're making up a language and inventing some vowels don't scowl at me here's a witch's cowel and there's Simon Cowel looking like he's proud of how he treats other people with honesty
well maybe it's just me and no one voted me trustee
my eyes are getting krusty from blinking against the sun
winking at no one thinking I'm someone and not someone else
my voice is a magic spell now explain away the times I wished you well
Alterior motives and votive candles supported by shoulders I've avoided like audible orders my water bill soared the second she started to shower at my place
in line 5 hours to buy a mind eraser now I'm tired and debased
my higher place smiled down and said admire her waist buy her a place in front of your fireplace her smiling face


Sleeping is confusing for a mind that's amusingly cruising now trying to booze when replacing weed with other things for my health makes sense but like a million X factors I just can't take the changing events
like this city's just a cage of the age coming to an end
might have to listen in to the town crier in fighting trim
eyebrows out to the brim
flashing some kind of admiring grin
whatever luck was in his good luck black tooth is feathered out like a bob dylan hairdo
well I'm turning in the mirror and I'm wondering who
you think you know me but you haven't got a clue
Hey bulldog!
Don't you disappear on me like the lady on the train
now hitchcock is directing the detective as he's going out of frame
now If you make sense or make pretense
why wouldn't you know what these changing events meant
It's like I'm blue in the face in the winter in the cold
but it's summer and I'm dumber by the passing of Go
collecting 200 of what I really shouldn't blow
now the days are getting longer and a mind is a crow
KAW KAW
You think you know me at all?
Flaw with my jaw
you think I'm funny at all?
haha
I'm getting slowly dumber by the passing of the clock
seems you're either riding my jock or play acting like spock
keep all eyez on me like tupac
I get that you're in Germany but why does the interminable worldliness of the herdigerdi that you hear on the street displace all the faces in your short term memory
and why do the hands of the clock pass each other every hour like the changing of the watch
 and why do you just keep play-acting like spock, yeah I get that you're in germany but why are you trying to be a robot
or are you just robotic when it comes to me
Automatic your eyes are like the secret recipe I need to make it tasty
 I've done it a thousand times but now we're play acting so hasty
for real it's a damn shame
The hands around my hands are connected to a crane they're lowering me downwards like breaking new ground
I've seen you around I guess I'll see you around
so waking up at night and sleeping upside down through the day is my way I guess it'll have to stay my way
yeah I get youre in germany but why does that matter?
you should just leave or at least write me love letters
I think I'm a fetter just tying you down
but I guess you're slowly lowering me into the ground
Yeah I get youre in germany I can't say I agree
But it's your choice to make I guess you should be worldly
I can't stand the distance and why am I even in love with you at all? 
I ask myself the question but I've already started to fall
out of it but now I'm back into it and now I'm back out and sleep would be easier if I could just black out
 Sleep is so confusing for me why don't you sleep beside me like a stone I'd feel alone, instead of connected to someone like on the phone beeep beeep beep
yeah I get that you're in Germany and I'm in Canada
and that's okay with me Guv
and I get that Canada has no culture to speak of
 but I'm creating one yeah at least I'm making one.
now show me what turns up

why am i always in love with the same girl, i think I should just replace my mind with a tilt-a-whirl
it dont make sense like bad grammar and John Searle why wouldn't your language games turn swine to pearls
or Heidegger to Husserl

courgette e-cigarette

like a french person playing starcraft

coasting over the coast of nova scotia floating like an overlord duke like beauregard, got the whole squad chilling with the coat of arms of a cobra's claws


canadian classics
doing mathemagic with some asthmatics its the birth of tragic
curse my adjectives I'm going backwards
hacking words apart so spectacular the verbs they're coming out like action words or action painting art Jackson Pollack parking spot at the shopping mart got yellow lines spackled like what is cars? gutter as fuck bars over the sound of some chick cumming hard dumbing down darts so off the charts we're going dutch like gimme a part playing jimmy with the scars like lemme just see one side of our sweet and sour chicken balls lunch special I got left over from last week kiss my right and left ass cheek words are like casualties actually I'm passably passing for harassing these women simmering on the internet Send me a Pinterest now I'm all up in the eagle's nest on a regal quest like der spiegel steven seagal drinking stiegl out the war chest


try to harmonize
now you're traumatized like this almond eyed chick that i saw one time


pessimistic death was esther's cousin best of a bakers dozen lines the ovens minds the covens of house husbands a lapse in wax there's not enough of grooves to explain the facts in wack stats or hacks coughing black or burnt in ovens now I'm racked on the rack exactly in the place where I'm discovered or like Big L last seen now if memory was a serene scene make me a sea bream tajine make a green face with envy erase plenty or watch sentries on the watch saying enough already pass the celery pass the elegy for eulogies and who are we to soon or sooner be lunar landing these unsanitary tongues so languidly don't get angry with me don't get angry take a handful of the mammary for amnesty if it pleases your majesty


#bars

bitch if you ain't with me then get action painted in a jiffy


well then I guess the efforts getting tougher and if I take some uppers then I guess I'll suffer later huffing paint or matron hatred kinda ostentascious maybe block their faces out with oscillations maybe fossil fuels or tonsil stone chases up fire escapeses my tapes is lapsus happenstance of chance or forces like I'm not sure of course it's me requesting sources now I'm Orson welles of Norse myth teller spells It's me recorso it's me my torso cut off so nice like real horrorshow my dorsal fin in morse code spelled out DOORS OPEN pour yourself a drink and try not to think of Bridget Bardot Ok then?

tell of answers to questions I've cantered like horses like northern dancers of course my fantasy was a force of nature the sort to complicate what you contemplate for weeks at sea on the costa concordia leaks water tastes of lager like these bubbles are an augur like romantic banter take the slow canter make it lancer make it back for take it backwards with a cast of last day ash tray castaways now passing jays last may the spring fell into the inkwell now the sink hole's got demands and I think she knows what you didn't tell tinkerbell like the sound of 7 hells makes a mystique of all the carnivals the barn burning dharma and greg battles eggheads broken and caralled like cattle that's it chattle get rattled now saddle me up with gravol for the travels now I'm rocking 4 kings in full havel's
Throw pebbles sounds like trebble damages rebel alliances soviet era appliances give me psoriasis in my eyes'irises pyros with fires for pirate ships buy our business in drips my last name was the kick in the ribs bit of the bite bitter glib now what it is
waves breaking
line up the two lights of the beacon for me then  


well its building like hatred like flights like aviation if you say to me patiently who is living in your basement who be paying your way on this paid vacation who be whispering in your ear what you're saying to me lately
and you aint even gonna say what you see in him baby

take me on location to locations complacent in case you be spacing trying to phase out all you tricky vibrations all you pencil thin faces looking in places you shouldn't look so throw the book at the vagrant I'm waiting in the waiting room just patiently pacing and if you think of the jar I'm basically mason now who's chasing me, jason is it you casing the place listening to neko case in the bushes
my mind just gushes like a gusher when it smooshes
I'm lugubriously lusciously oozing with hubris
cause I had it but i just never used it

too many mcs like what? I thought you liked rap?
used to think lil wayne was wack now I'm insanely into that
been to hell and back so many tell of it
relevant to being hell bent on the elements of hip hop like
why are there always four like the name for death and shit
I need more like where can I get me it
Let me just get a little sweaty like
I'll just be myself if you let me
That'd be great like Wayne Gretzky
now I'm Drake just paying debts to lil Wayne like he needs another jetski let me be me like Stephen Colbert on TV
Moving to CBS like he's the King of Comedy
well excuse me because tragedy actually brings catharsis through the back alleyway
Today's a Good Day but in a sorta Cali way where every day is a nice day and you don't appreciate the sun rays like someone in England may


we're born to suffer and die but I don't know why
I don't know don't be blue though
you'll die too though
jacques cousteau couldn't get deep enough for you so now I'm Pluto
king of the underworld smile sweet as glucose my two closest friends are like who goes there looking cool in my sweater made of mohair
got nothing but despair plus a laissez faire type of not giving a care knocking down houses like oh were you living there

whereare you now my mind is a vulcan hands are a falcon like milleniums are mycelium tell everyone I'm everyone tell celery hands her grandandtoy green grew scars are now a brand I'll wear like a tan on my arms
makeshift charms hand me down socks to darn docks to sit in scorn on eating corn on my typewriter type might bite you type to write you cryptic messages in bottles in the sea
hubble telescoping scopic drive brothel in which I reside now my nine lives cut short like chives
muskrat hat and cussing black words  in from the outdoors
crumpled



sneeze i caught ebola rap
I'll smoke a bowl of that
looking dapper in a bowler hat

straight to burundi in a hyundai from the axis mundi
take off your bindhi walking over vents is windy
do the lindi hop with cindy crawford in a tank top
jet to bancroft
we're going bankrupt off these rancourous pits with rancors
sarlac canker sore hole in one at the golf course
Of course a strong force through the concourse opens up your pores like a song chorus
like a sphere with a hole is a torus my divorce my horse in the race type of court case at a poor pace made your taste get more sophisticated like borgais
caucasian chick with huge sunglasses and two corgis
ferrari car keys
andy milanakis
block these visions from your memory with foggy type of poppy
then top speed in a jalopy
to the top of these rockies and eating broccolis with the congolese
in a Ford Bronco running from the police
bunning tons of the green thundering dunderheads what you wondering?
one direction and I'm punting things






waiting in the  line for lunchtime
gonna be some time
some people have a hunch I'm right
cause of my sun sign one side of the coins says the punchline
other side says deliver it deep fried
that's a cheap lie disguised like some people sighing when they sit beside eachother in the bleechers at their junior high
like completely clueless
please be truthful if you don't want some creepy rudeness
see the truth is people aren't oomaloompas and its all about the chupa chupas
with bazookas circus hoop jumps turkish hookas market brokers eating cold cuts paying cold cash but really they're your bucks no daddy warbucks but he can afford us gorgeous portraits like the Borgias vast orchards and torches to light hallways with in his mansion and that phantom he's always with take her out dancing if you can follow this

dont be fooling
if you want my two cents
dont be feuding
you gotta use your illusion
dont get confused son
choose it now if you wanna move it
find a groove kid
dont got to be complicated
people love it or they hate it
but people jaded and faded so you gotta take what you made don't bathe in fake hatred or vacant stares of complacent people only doing what's adjacent
I'm based beyond on the space of where 1,000 people congregate
ego is bravado though don't be deceitful and identify yourself with your conceit fool peep new consequences before you leap dude, at least prove priesthood equals spiritual freedom because to be truthful I might have thought that when I was youthful
I'm not meaning to be boastful
I got a whole pack of joints we could roast though or have a toast or just chill be sober cause the major flavour is all about your behaviour good or bad you got to understand we all gotta live in the land build a plan with some scraps for our children still I'm sent with a pen how am I supposed to pretend my way to a benz my friends the ends my friends the end
now I ain't no simpleton
dimpled kid with with a crippled pitbull asleep by his sneakers I'm tripping off no sleep for a week buzz I'm leap years ahead of he repetitive rhyme nature sedative rhyme inflate your ego we know all your people hate ya secretly I'm breaking the news to you as gingerly as I can but do you're asleep on the mic and its weakening the land

Sunday, 29 March 2015

Rhyming Words

in and out of rhymes like i'm a BURGER
from the west coast that you've never eaten only hearda


white as dempsters
i prefer rye at toasty temperatures
with caraway
Cab calloway vanished and now I need six different cheeses for my sandwich
Tallow Halloway just one high tide away
a mile away I came admiring the tires on your suitcase
for quick airport escapes you said I like the way you don't look your age
I said I'm younger than the dew on the grass in an alpine mountain pass and when you pass I'll be checking out your ass
writing impassioned poetry about the fact
now let me tell you that I like you very much but I would like to bike through Europe with you
I'll be the three muskateers and you'll be cardinal richeleu
we could check out scenery and scrape our knees
I could picture you deep inside the Lasceaux caves
knock knock open up
what's the passcode I gave
I swear for the last couple of days at the Spotted Ox Hostel I saved nearly thirty Euros visiting the
kurzweil nightmare Germany you were murmuring about in your sleep


weed comes in grams goes tangtenially
it all ends eventually
sends you mental messages like



you're acting shifty
moving fast like you're in a jiffy

why don't you just sit with me
Don't trip we'll fill it out triplicate It will evidently be me who who benefits
might as well tell me not to reminisce
Denizens of Bremen its his eminence the preeminent Eminem
tell him I'll remember him after disassembling
semblances of seven cheese blintzes
now remember this dismembering this symphony of nitwits
Timberland boots stomp the beat in riverdance
and skip town like some river rats
quivering with quiver in hand
civil and criminal can merge like don't submerge shivering beneath the land sibilant sibyl and serious sam delirious lamb lead here he is the man
terraform tamashanter canter on like pan like the flute like the lute playing man
tell me of dranglaic tell me a pran red like a prawn cold like han between episodes 5 and 6 please buy me in bricks
priming his lips with the slime he emits crying like chris on the ninth of the month and he's blank out of hits kraut of sour sorta disposish whispers wishes in his ears under his breath conjure a grift of angelish gift like queen's english john dee merry christmas

enochian bespoken then broken like hoboken hobos they found beset by hobgoblins
robber barons of the pond scum dissolving into what all men grimly grin to
limbo named her hymnbook after a babbling brook sent arrogant crooks down perilous perrigran falls and terrorists scrawled with blood on the walls of

guantanamo jump geronimo what's that lump there on your neck bro

WHERE IS MY MIND AT NOWADAYS i BARELY WRITE OR TEND TO STAY AWAY
FROM KEYBOARDS LIKE i'M PAYING WAGE
for all these all caps sentences I accidented



my voice a trowel hoot owl
now woodland creatures and streams and rivers


you think its all put on
peter paul and john
with my pajamas on I'm eating poppadoms
and up in open arms
i'm holding on to hope cause I'm on the autobahn you're on the ottoman
pull up in a boat cause i broke my arm
with the cobra calm of kublha khan cuba to copenhagen hanging with the pope and kofi anan


and the vanderbilts and debilitating hands of pills
amanda feels the mandibles of anamorph animals in this land of ills
hannibal's a cannibal and a man of little else in the mind of the mass of civilians
fans of little italy massing like a billion illegal aliens
a filigree and a little table in the corner of the bagel den waggling her hands at him like you should read your hegel and vague type label on everything you don't agree with
still I be as legit as immediately regenerating limb wait till I'm a matron in the hatred of him in the atrium of the museum facing the defacing of the vase in the arborium basically I'll begin at the beginning wasting your time but your faces are grinning lackadaisically I'm all up in my place and we smoking weed and listening to beat cds on repeat cause we just need the frequency of the peak of supreme treacle sweet unique freak on the street but please steven seagal steeze we gon try to reason with  priests and these kids on killing sprees
talk you off the ledge of your ideological pledge 
capiche   and these hands'll bleed
what's the answer please
I don't appreciate the pace you prance to me
from france in pants/capris
so come and dance with me
intransiently

part the green grass for me like red seas and if you're wondering why I'm staring off so intensely
I've a tendency to be tangentially related to patrons of me debateably so say it to me obstensibily answer me canter beside me at the beginning of my journey like the prancing pony all hands'll be against his own now the patient Ps and Qs from the veda text you pray to are looking in the mirror and wondering is it really you?
Final Fantasy become you dumb you down to numb truth forsooth forsake the elegiac scope in the digital age provided by gritty television drama like the magnetic strip of a vhs tape was warmer than the cold of our hearts now I pursed my lips and parsed I've become minimalist in future tenses watch as albatrosses crossed the seas like hopping hedges
I'm trying not to seem pretensions but portentousness lent us its hat and said have at it
dont make sense make pretense
now im charging like a hundred herds of elephants that never relents monsoon seasons greetings to all to all you heathens welcome to the meeting now meet and greet between yourselves plus one elves got no seating plan play musical chairs and spare me repeating blaring out my speakers while I'm leaping over what is deep in my chest now plus one elf dont rest wow here's a load watercress i guess make sandwiches

pass over lamb said you're one turn of the wheel off a drug addict goats climb from the solstace like a mountatin now the eliptic of the earth describe the hurt that hearts stung or strung together glowing embers of a coughing lung just one more coffin to be buried alive in fairies dance before my eyes and say these things I'd like to believe weren't lies so promise me nothing and better yet xXx_dye your hair in the blood of a broken heart pumping_xXx

i should think less when i write and try to be writing more automatically it would seem be bare more fruit on trees than used up crusts of pies and stapled filings in desks drawers never to be admired and I'm miring myself in firing myself in future tenses I'm dreaming about now lemuring jump out the window at lunch over the desk and out of the crunch of the grind daily now you can just email me

the evil eye
a basilisk
love

and newton's gravity

well im asking
what is
action at a distance....
all you people went to princeton let me see if you got glimpses
I'm lifting myself into blimps from the hotair of the dimwitted now all you limp wristed two fisting shrimp in a cocktail prison
listen up to the cutter of the ribbon, quit tripping over your own coattails and vote hope for obama or vote dan quale for chemtrails hem and haw all day about the details, now pan back to reveal the real world all that seal furr real pearls high heels on six seven foot girls at speed unfurled to spill forth in bursts cee lo green from gnarls barkley losing his car keys in parking centre near with the Arby's beside the Harvey's and he's asking to get a feel for it first
steal made his forehead burst warhead worse than forrest gump at sports, a thesaurus I'll have you humping by the chorus
coming safe like bumper cars so bizarre I'm as pumped as you are if you're bumping our shit in your ford torus 

circe named the church
find a place to rest your purse
Love all around but fear was in our midst
 it wasn't mathematics built the pyramids
share it
i dont even care and shit I'm stripping people to their hairy bits
if this is the feeling that i need to start writing then maybe writing my feelings is the best way to not feel them wield them likes swords or swear words I

swear hurt my feelings worse than sticks or stacks of stones waxen robes and aurochs knock on doorknobs poor slobs on tour oddly weird words are worldly whirly gig the birdy heard he held close like an elderly hand curling and the sterling silverware went missing with the oranges bowling with the troubling babbling hulabaloo

delorian to various origins
encoragable but discouraging emerging urgebcyincarcerating carciningins in lung tissue prison we are the black iron lining of the coal miner old mine for awhile while I smile at the many miles I've walked beneath the earth now here's the spot the dreams did birth and broke away and teh wife of the astronaut sat besought beside herself I rhyme to tell the truth like lucifer but as juicy as the fruits of her peach and the pouting paunch of the pawns on her chessboard left me semi engorged demi human let me room in deep in your old tombs and like a wight ate the corpse here are some semi-precious stones to trade for it  here are some daggers kill some orcs glow in the dark or use the force! luke the midichlorians beyond the count of sports announcer scores My god the morse code red as borscht cut my forskin replace the image with a porcelain cut offs its dorsel fin and throw him back in now he's morsels in a tin for better portioning foreshadowing sado mascochsitic christic corpus christii crossed her wrists with me like red seas or soups of broscht now you tell me I'm out egypt with wicked craving for killing canaanites and asking god please get me out this desert land tonight


and youre talking like a space ship don't ever have to walk and don't even open up your mouth when you make quips shout it just makes riffs makes rifts in space time like space time's what you make of it I'm making it up off the top of getting baked and shit take a second to reckon all the bric a brac and make some bricks skip to reykjavik and make a killing on the return trip

Perminently pimp with a perm and earning it serving sermons and shit about common curtesy encouraging talking purgery like your pants and your shirt will judge you in advance and i heard your rich parents just burned a birdge

chicken fat and atomism  born of birthing a newly risen savior of strange behavior inhaler of strange vapours with strange friends with strange flavours
crazy as it seems this one seems to be his favourite which one's dangerous none but taht's the safest trace this line with your eyes on my fingertip
ring me when  you think of it
twitter it
tweet me
@osirisscattered

ahahah I like the cherry on top with the edgar cayce namedrop

bread

wheat

water

salt

yeast

bull

ass

lamb

lion




trillian trillium
call me papillion thousand in a billion
what's love hun yes im asking what love really is
don cornelius please tell me what these feelings is
tell me what's building in my heart like a billionaire's
mansion like xanadu I'm asking you if you
feel it in there air
don't look at me weird
I'm trying to keep it real out there
but silly in here a milli a milli a milli
sicilian  serene chilling churchillian on a chair pray i never rise with the strength of a million bears
i feel really embarassed
Corellon Larethian in lothlorien in a wooly sweater made of vermillion hairs
its getting chilly in here in paris at this time of year    


its timetime with a ssmalll storm god  and cookies candied with orange rinds
and the origins of the bullshit stream pull the rip chord of dream skull rifting dank memes so uncivil he dribbled politey crawled along the primacy of

experience


now I'm gimp
my foot got a pebble stuck to it
and now I got a limp
thought it was grand but shrimp now pointy eared imps brown blood dries red crowd around instead as I pull a bullet outta my head
My life flashing backwards and now she's standing up exactly where she fell down and down the well lassie found hope against the nazis
dope with the tropes against women vs corruption in the paparazzi
words like dropsy abusrd wobble to the walking lurk but hark I hear a tony stark lark squawking
check the plexiglass dolphin mad money got the honies in the cart and we're going golphing with the Boston Bomber and Osama the Saudi Royal Family please forgive me emily for the things I did for celebrity I was game like venison doing coke in the comedy shack with Kinison getting coke psychosis like
please be better
win again
but there's no draining that sinking feeling




open a mind with a new sign out front come and try to make enough in a month to rent the space for ace of fave tor make sores appear with gorgeous tears of course its getting weird
now eiffel tower disappears
take france by the seat of its pants and dance around the fire like tramps gormenghast garments match your arms and clasp the karma catch the kardashian sisters fisting  and face sitting on uk prime minister's armed attachee like dolls without their legs or arms attached eh?





 sacre blue im saccrine and blue in the back behind the booze store with a pack of labbatt blue
shack up with you and from out of the blue you cackle and spew crap till I'm black and blue
wracking my brain packing up everything
back in new york practicing being an aspiring actor moonlighting in an off broadway review once in a blue moon I'm taxed for all I can pay back to her
i took the practicum practically summa cum laude with the black robed scum praxis snaps back to him crackling his knuckles thanks for the chuckles wait till I get back to form like Naraxas born with an axe to hone to be put on wax  and go back into homes of those who lack diplomas but going back to bones have some poems promise me

have you explained my dreams
 or explained away the time you dreamt the same thing as me
bringing me down to grimsby by the pound where the lopped off limbs greet you at the door like hounds by waving leaping raving mad craving rabbid dogs smell gravy black friday savings but does that make up for wack highway robbery every other day then? try paving my way in concrete as I walk to the sea

or hopalong cassidy hope my acidy head grasps veracity who asked for me
kneel while you bask in me like the sun through the window you're a cat on the sill on the brink of the hounds of teh baskervilles tickled pink so block like plinko mock my winking heart by show trial go and run a mile in my shoes
limp home and lose
round 2
now I'm you
wake up in the afternoon after one too many brews
feeling head heavy  millionth time i've pressed the snooze
late for work say fuck it call the crew disappear roll a joint take a second to appreciate the  best things in life but forget to take your advice and now

I'm nicer than a whole bag of some rice to some starving kids lacking the basic necessities of life


TALKin bout the Patriarchy
Replace it with a matriachy
like elephants
Too difficult to understand?!

I need to start easy then
Are the car keys in? I need a few bars
to get the bar skeezy then, clean up the game real quick play some parcheezy son.
All you bros late night Keys to the VIPing are done
She's a maaaaneater...
Anita Sarkeesian
beat of my heart skips start again from the beginning hun
tell them of the origins of family, private property and the ownership of the means of production
dont fuck with her 25 reasons son

25 lighters on my dresser, yessir, don't be pressured or I'll call you a sketchball
retch all my hairballs onto youtube with a mean growl ANGRY KITTY
cat video habitat got you thinking you're witty
Let's obsess over mutual appreciation for a sec, both sides got Patreons making money from offense
Now it's called harassment when I say I'm on the fence



im in zone where what i atone for people groan for leaping over people weeping from laughter
what is jealousy the revenge for
now assemble order in your wicked fortress trickle dorsel fin adored as morsels in a tin
enscorcelled by aaron sorkin or andrea dworkin in a merkin the friar's firkin raised at pious workings
now I'm just lurking in the back behind a curtain
now try to get out in front of the coming depression
let's lose ourselves with LSD and find ourselves with mescaline best dressed in western garb at a convention at a best western even beat a texan dressed as a mexican gentlemen rented a tan and life in his hands prayed for the medicine let us into your heart and you'll get a win so bedouins led him to earth the kingdom of heaven when denizens tend it and mend nature the garden but women who heard them thought it was absurd when they used patriarchal tropes to mansplain so they started a campaign




Llama farmer looking at the almenac
so all men ask what's it take to get my momma back
born with deformed left arm and hunchback
cropherb crunchbraken in a duncecap turn into wizard hat
cracking his knuckles no chuckles bullies
he wants his lunch money back
I got a hunch honey he might take you to task
basking in the light of the reflected past
you bet your ass to scratch a record on the wax
make a sketch to etch on glass staining light with the colour of you as it shines through
now doing crimes in disguise no crew just one guy the cat burglar Artistic kinda austistic our society was gifted with a cryptic tricky birth certificate see

we completed in triplicate forms to release my mitochondrial dna alright I might as well hand you all the files on me since my first birthday they came and

took a sample of the afterbirth and said an original copy was as good as the genuine article
Cyrano don't be concerned with cern colliding particles the cartilidge in your nose can break just like a bone like the bigger they are the harder they fall



















EARTH -  The hot cross bun of all religion is One: decked in the finery of ancient egypt, bedazzled by a con artist of Hellenstic Alexandria, the fraud unity we remember warns of inconsistances..... for on Earth different laws of motion apply than the celestial Bodies.  The Pilars of Hercules mark the equilibirim point of day and night.  The verticle arm of the cross connects the winter and the summer solstace.  We must remember stonehenge, all henges, and the religious calendaric technology of the druids.  What came first the farmer or his almenac?  The sign for earth is the celtic cross.the Ecliptic

MOON - The Croissant, though that is rightly Venus as the shape of the croissant was taken from the Islamic flag of the turks at the siege of Vienna.  The green of their flags signifies Venus despite the crescent shape.  The moon shares qualities and mutible forms and so transforms from cresecent full and back to a crack scarcely visible to the eye.  The new moon is why new husbands will always question the ir wives when they turn away in bed.  The full moon is lunacy and controls madness as well as the tides.  Reflected light, imagination, dreams all depend on the mirror of the moon as does one's ego, one's sense of self, for who would we be without a partial view of ourselves.  Yet the moon came from earth in some horrible incident when it was flung up and the light it reflects is the SUN's light and not in fact a reflection of the earth at all, though we remember the moon is locked in orbit to the earth and always shows the same face.  SELENE

MERCURY - Q

VENUS - desire in a lacanian sense.  The moon but one step removed and disjointed.

THE SUN - Bullseye. 

JUPITER - Jew Peter

SATURN - kronos




Our tribe was defeated and sent to Egypt but then escaped when the sea split






Two circles make an opening hope now fear you're closing in
you disrobe and then you hug me with my heart to your chin
arching in the dark and the sparkling grin oh we're at it again if only in t he past if ony well these words will have to last to hold me over for the summer

vacation
schools starting in sptember and you know I'm counting the days till then
all my actions are a sign so is my inaction
I've made a lampost of  my life so when I die they'll see I loved you in these notes all creepy but to my own satisfaction

deep in alabama speaking country grammar in the county slammer give me striped pyjamas smokes and the type of the traumas relived in dreams in six months

comas the type to calm us down and honestly promise a common cause amongst all of us to rally against like obama in 08


 this tankas a tonka truck fromyonkers blanca chomping your face like honking his horn like red communists born again protestants porn on his mind and senses

bored of his time to begin with
absurd burden of of words repurposed to serve ear worms and endear enduring darlings that indeed work their way into the culture in no uncertain terms
excuse me pardon
i guess that's just who you are then
judy garland and starlings my charlie chaplin lapse in silent film while where voices don't matter
hoist yourself higher up the ladder
mad as hatters now got radical feminist add it all up to his eminence the preminant redisant scholar fellow of all of the relevant halls and hallways of knowledge here on earth now discovered now like the smile to your mother owl this cowl you seemed sour to look beneath like a hook by a reef now now who took the theif? rook to b2 now if only I could be you.





walking through the fog so thick i need goggles
frog prince in his prom clothes from south chicago's wealth of all coasts made midwest bravado asks you if its iago or imagos blocking out memories you later scroll through in a blog to later rehash in youtube vlogs
now sun set on statues of sun yat sen
 go loco from the 4loco and toking broke my yokel now nope said ill scrawll upon the wall of the bathroom stall poems you'd never let see the light of day when we first met now everyone's saying how great you've got self respect well I can't find any now
pushing pennies now
lemme down

have you seen the sights the sights ive seen they faded away just like your face's accuracy in my dreams but they stayed there anyway and twisted and changed in the sort of way it might in water or in gasoline

this quotes an antidote for those who can't elope on backs on antilopes and hope and asking can i go? eating cantilopes with prosciuto and she told jacques cousteau cross over to the new cold war secret folder getting bolder a little bit at a ritilin at a  whittling matter fiddling crab of middling brittle
and fit vitamin water drink
and think of a time look at the time booking in book and then brooklyn wookie in muchlucks and bad looks from across rooms speak volumes and I'm all the way absolving myself of elves I self divide like eco systems from the protozoan time I'm libel to be single cellular split and then divide like mitosis all across the universe the mind of god called gnosis is what the physicist is trying to find, what's eternal in the passing state of wave form type of vibe

lasik eye surgery try burning a line vertically
I'm absurd word hurdling through the circus canopy word panoply win monopoly no stopping me on crime murder sprees I'm purposefully biding my time wordlessly in the back waiting to attack nervous systems relaxed of their wack criticism of practices that is as it is and up to here is wack

just passed go and I grabbed 200 bones
like Kanye references 300 but he says they're Roman
I'm correcting one of the best ever by his own opinion now I'll submit my opinion about how I'm unable to be believed when I'm spitting these flows wittily

go get what is sent for me emissary with scary words that vary and swerve or stoop to serve the point I'm making while relating or waxing philosophic it might seem taxing but I'm just practicing what is lacking in the opposite born obstacle the obstinate bobsledding down hill hit the ramp no precident for how high you soar now I'm gorging on your corpse I'm rising the like lord of quasar laser storms new moonphase is born angel spawn strange demon face spray black semen on your mom's face you speka da englais?

im irritated nine months and I nearly made it now I'm faded from the way she said don't be shady be participating
be a target of this administration and at this point of adroit miscommunication she lay with her back to the lake and now I'm quaking in my boots now who's looking at who wow take a load of goose down make a noose round your neck so if you inspect those who come correct dont make a fake bet brake let we're take off like an airplane
set from new york to miami
now're we're face off like nick cage john travolta
pass it lemme see
take
over coals I'm gonna rake

there once was a man named liszt
who had a nasty cist
he had it removed
now much better to move
when excercizing his wrist

there once was a man name liszt
had agony in his breast
he kept his heart in like farts in
but farts are sometimes sharts and
that's when you lose when you try to guess

crone faced chron phase
gone concave
now beyond caves on pace beyond blazed go on trace a pattern with your hand in the waves
angle the basic triangle and vesca piscis resting this is best to witness yourself go take two shells and see the spirals
tell me my eye holes decieve me or rivals have tricked me with spy prose I'll stay poemy
now that poems my only homie
plus teeger and dave
can't forget the mcs who be rockin da rave

iaco
track you
over space and time like dracul
or tuck you into bed like you were mine but fuck you
now I'll start my own relationship with hookers and gambling
so who's rambling with me and Anne Bolynne Adam Sandlar and some dank memes
transcend tranquilizing tank lines for vanquishing
thank you for the anguish and the sanguine langoustines
they were sweeter for it
now apple core it travel orange careful forehead bump now borderline retarded

information overload but pattern recognized the man in the overcoat
revolver now supplied like detective overlord
nights in paris waiting for the day's interrogation
embarassed at the mention of the business I was braisen enough to phrase in delicate ways then
developing patience enveloped in haze and electric evelopes for pagan gods like antelopes and electric mandalas you can quite cope with
looking downhill at those city lights as you just scramble homewards
this is my handout for the homeless
S'more like oliver
I want all of her covered in polymer
make a collar for her mollify her
popping molly by the fire
tire tracks and vile vials of ayahuasca
am i at a loss for
that'll toss her to the curb now
what's it serve now
whirling dirvish with absurd birds looking down
word em up and turn em down



ause pain just means you care
fuck it I'm there
pain just means you stare all weird peers can't relate hate the way you think or think you drink too much beer



IT's jacamo smoking wacko tobacco on the back of a jackalope
playing wack a mole eating quacamole with satchmo and old nat king cole
whatdoes his satchel hold a pop a cap gun and a bottle nose
rat tat tatle when the diablo's shot then he vamanos
plastic surgery for trauma to his nose

trippin on imagos now I'm driving to key largo in august so unlike the blog I read it boggles the mind of iago god only knows how those cogs go or to what logos a no go zone for us to put progress aside for a bonus like missassauga is a mongrel speaks mongrel doggeral drinks from the sink and is reading novels set in prague so resolve to toggle memories of the fog in monte carlo montel williams is at the bar at the hotel so go tell all It left, I saw it go what came out of the bog long ago so product placement favours models and drinking coloured liquid from plastic bottles now filled with vodka in your prom clothes brain goes dumb begins to argue
now you resemble paul bernado and I'm Karla smoking marlboroughs in jean harlows serene dream parlor of weird garments now here's varnish for you to tarnish or parse with no permission like varmints or vermin and marmots and kermit's a frog there is no why
I'm falling honey catch me on the rebound I should be bouncing high

the ghost of aaliyah gave me a sex seizure rocked the santa maria gave a vietnam vet an anti korean war visa Sent St Teressa a teaser on malfeasance from the priesthood and a primer on how rommel was the only good nazi in egypt
how about world war ii?
everyone knows the holy ghost goes boo but when it comes up on you who?
Ghostbusters bust puss now cut to GREEN GOO



cut your finger on the letter opener and bleed a little on the page so you can feel one millionth of the pain that's a thousand in a billionth of the pain so drained the face ran pale and grey empty and what contains emptiness now put me in jail let's get together before you set sail you said we will but nope nowyou shot me like a quail
QUAKE in your boots before oops and then troops assemble quit looting local villages make truce and get diligent and pillage this willy nilly not these you

idiots I'm writing it as I'm reading it
now keep together in a bit now disperse and run like kids now stand up as tall as you can now like the trees that came before You're taking after ENTWIVES
you can't see them anymore
weave it into the story
what's sad's what's beautiful
or else life is a bore
now mutely watch hey walk away from you the hug that felt so weak
you're hands did all the talking that your lips couldn't speak


what was creaking in the wind now its leaping at him now you're weeping again and steeping what is deep in in gin
fuck its leaking again
seeping steeping tea and reheating again
meep go the meek out of NIHM on a whim in dim lighting
meet me within
sweep me sleepy touring deep enduring steeple chase of orange creepy cory hotline want attention got mine prop plane and lop limb maclaughlan got jail times for crimes now reside inside trailing the railing of the mail room inhale and exhale doom rail shoot sniff huff glue undo things you can't undo take a walk with me
now I stay inside I can't remember how people be
represent henseforth lancer prance on the tombs of the family history of cancer
I'll meet you face on with a gun for a hand because I am the new flesh

wow such hypocrisy and i dont know where i stand now or what to do now my imagination of myself exploded into goo

dead mimes end times send me fines
I give no fuck

Moving less helps you more delphic soar melt me with bizarre flavours of unknown glaciers and tripping while your favourite tune just plays you off stage for days we're moving out like a strange sphere okay we're alright now let's fake fear pace back and forth like it's cagey weird I'm the first of superior birth now disappeared
three cheers here's for the three musketeers superego ego and id the three amigos we go to get rid of what made shakespeare such a wonderful man
a dead son, a mom and a wife who just wouldn't understand



it was the scar you had so fresh it let you move
on with your life like we'll split the food
50/50 between the both of us and if there's a god then there's no hope left for us
You're taking what you had and you're making an honest buck but who gives a fuck chuck?
we're not hanging out no more
you're a bore though
I'm making fun and you're faking dumb for the both of us
Help me go to showrooms so we both can buzz
faking it with no help or hope or nothing left and now its over
let's go shopping later at the equator in decatur with a hatred of the fate I've rated X sex try never again met you as more than a friend now I cant look at

you like a whore again
the way you want me to I guess





worlds resolve as girls roll off
my minds like a clouded glass of water shot through with a flashlight gone red like gaslight masked eyes knife flash and the cash heist marked in the back with the last pack of nice ones since the last time they blasted on you
trip now we're tasking on you
bring it backwoods brawn you sack of sad  scawny bad bonny dont get mad pass me a bong rip and now we're beyond quips like you're acting like I'm on shit I'm beyond ripped I gone tripped the shrooms and came equipped to break the locks off rooms in boxed off cayons in boxed off tombs now get your rocks off exhuming human remains now what remains of paystubs ain't the same as what came before escape before the fact that tastes will soar and faking cakes and casks from yores unshorn ankle clasp
thank you dimmed sweetly on the lass bonny prince charlie and condiments
all come around with their relatives
now who's lives? elves they just let it live shelve it for it to better live
reddit it and forget I say horde it now score them tell me what you're bored with and chord glyphs in soaring rifts absorbing orbed gifts and misty magesty pats me on the shoulder says mold me to your travesty I'm averaging out and into this badly like wrist sprain and sadly you're hip brain limping in from the past with his watch on his watch chain

So confused I dont know what to do I wake up in the afternoon around 2
or 3 pm BM on the internet make a BM then head to my job as the DM

knife in the middle of the night it's the kitchen sink butcher block chopping block rock salt and malt for malted milks
baltic silt accumulates like hate in dates and dates from the mediterranean are meditating on and debating dumb things in serenading tongues serrated blades and sedated ones mix a type of fate and luck await my drunken mixtape now hitting blocks everywhere in my imagination





he's been tripping from an early age
broke his hip and slipped off to the pearly gates
reminds me of a time in early 08
when we were younger but not acting that way
it was the summer of the heat wave tombstone craze like that crazy bone phase from way back in the day
How'd you get to start rapping that way
Mello T sent me messages I said I don't wanna be a balla no mo
I said LOUIS I'm bout to go
Don't wanna be a G but the streets gonna get the best of me!





and in anticipation of
 I'm taking drugs
and throwing them away cause
 instead I'm making stuff








the raspberry lacks very many attributes but last week we saw them down by the weekend that you were leaking the blues
I'm deeply confused about meeting the coal miner
sleeping this whole time, make up my whole mind now you're weeping inside
take what's equal and divide it up by the days of the week will have enough left for the sequel on the weekend
treacle tarts and pudding
make your heart a caring home and lamplit in the snow a running rabbit turned to foxes turned to jack not in his box kids asleep and no one locks his doors

and now a pox is a pox upon his house
like please do not dox us on the internet or ddos us
I'm across the us from swat teams called by cod tweens using two thumbs instead of a mouse







flip flip flip thru the pages of loneliness
thinking of someone it was somebody else
trip trip trip down the staircase of hopelessness
thought youre somebody you were just yourself

slip while you're sliding joe biden on the wingtip got me all excited what's that am I in, tell me timing don't dive when I'm a lime in drinks designing fiending fine women canter horsesy in morse we tap out laps in the pool that we're drinking who's thinking and now who's looking at who now we're on the brink and who's winking looky here girl I got news for you
If you see me on the evening news I got two cents baby I could give to you. Take my words, if you can adjust them to the curve Let my thoughts rise above you like aeroplane and let the coughing of my heart just lay me away

Let me lie on a bed of roses and a breathing machine
let me waste away thinner than a girl on a magazine
let's get realer than the truth you can't say
it's cancer in the worst way

Let me let you into my heart
 but you're carrying a knife behind you or something I can't see in the dark.

Why wouldn't you tell your best friend everything about yourself? well I'm hiding in my head
So if you want me to tell you I might have to pretend we're dead
So petite is pet it and mort is more
The rabbit your hat
L'espirit de corps(e)
Champs tramps narnia lamp carnival camp art of the hands
quicker than sly
trick of the eye
but a trick not a lie
pick of the pocket pick of the pie pick of the slice of the pie
a pickle and rye with corn beef and some fries tickle the stickler inside
wait till the whites of their eyes
if they pull a knife in disguise
wait for the right moment to try to escape because you get one chance at life




just the cards I'm dealing us
you killed the trust now fill the bus
write a syllibus for all this silliness
cause we will ill adjust our willingness to play the villain but
 I'm really just
still for real enough to be building us a wilderness
god willing penicilin trust
to illumate what's really millionaires
famillionaire getting iller in here
debonaire air of the lassaiz faire
with the strength of a million bears

Friday, 1 August 2014

Bad Spellling


digimon and pokemon TOKEN ON SOME LOCO chron so go on like coq au vin
van gogh and the whole fam hold hands from gaugin straight down to
 the art deco and they let go like
boko haram at boca raton
token blonde chic on each arm check the charm calm as the rising flan
price of prize of none
icy blood
coughing a lung
in vice a warm mug
drugs like hugs
and twice I swore love




she wore a wreath of laurels i was resting on
now next equipped the best he can a Laestrogon of Iceland
of mice and man the price your man demanded for his life was ran amok with ham enough for all us kids
the falls it brings the harvests of the marshes and harshest conditions yet our missions yet begun now wandering sun
now cross the sky with me
and admire all you see the lion on a boat they named him   Foremost Fool
choicest mule of oil and spewing his ewes out
no nice words for you now
now we 
got no chance and now you can't
riverdance pants filled with fire ants we're in a  trance
was that an admiring glance
like irons or manacle bands hands
tiring of the glands of abandoning reason man can you believe all the reasons they cheese man
green
green as the hills of the dece nug mint can
open the altoids tin
now I'm in afghanistan
hope like please scam my least grandiose ideas then free scan
we're keese flying through torches to open doors
met your neices nephews and yeah they're gorgeous
my enormous teeth but tiny hands
now we're walking down stairs but I can't even stand



they saY they barely know me
save like a hockey goalie
school hallways are gauntlets of ritilin
post 9/11 mind state demands
constant vigilance  

I'm  a little kitty katty
call me chatty cathy
pitter  patter clatter then I have little nappy
meow wake up  stretch
life is so convex
let me in
let me out
is that hair everywhere? yes

Kitty cat in this habitat
jumping from the cabinet to the counter top
I'm not allowed on here but I'll leave some footprints with my paws
Get some scratches its the tops But I'ma scratch ya if you cross me or I get cross for no reason
like you touch my lower back and I just start spazzing
Aren't you glad I'm so amazing?

One too many and now I'm you and me
I'm who you'll be at your funeral
Doom made human being
I'm the future you looking back at your aging face in the mirror
 I'm getting clearer slowly clearer now grin from ear to ear her weird words seethe from my gushing mouth hushing you with silent finger press and dead last and dead cats and this is dedicated to the decade of belated anniversaries spent anticpated now particpated at red lobster the hardest one is likr a mobster and its after the death of your spouse. Now who's wrecking your hosue?  After Katrina Baghdad Lousiana. Hitler drinking Fanta.  Carlos Santana on acid at Woodstock.  We are not only book smart we're anarchists cookbook smart We're good for nothing like Luigi's look of death in the new Mario Kart we're your childhood repackaged and sold back to you as if hiding in the closet collecting dust is what you're lacking dude we are you now you are me and we could be some decently now we're decreasing the environmental impact of the syntax instead of going back to relax to get the knack of it I'm lacking stuff by the pockets and you can't make sense to me cause memory blotches we're rock solid  I'm the texture of wallets made of aligators and you're metal gear solid as the data in the com navigator phaser and the laser trained on space now hit me up we're gonna make it now let's quit let's get liquid like liquidity in the market place now everyone starts with aces up their sleeves but burning cds and selling them for nearly free dont make business sense now dont make sense dont make pretense now now wrap like prehensile next I'll exile myself to the next isle ripping textiles that cannot flex with texture of the festering best  now lie to rest all for the best god bless goblets and godless
take it back cause what you lack's immaculate and it will define you like boo I'm behind you
shoo now find new friends while I'm true but slowly going blue in the face now funeral braise for days on pyres and save yourself the fire department's ire discarded like admire a target and shoot
now we're in cahoots
like upmarket the booth such starkly lit truth went barkers with moose antlers harpers the goose that layed the golden noose around the necks of those cashing cheques disposed by perverse incentives
"

i was on a road to the south of nowhere
she turned to me and looked in my eye
it was the path
that lead to somewhere
the path between me my eyes and her mind
I got to go
I got to go she said
I got to go
I got to go she said
on the path that was on her mind
I said wait
wait a minute dont leave like that
you cant just do whatever comes into your head one at a time
some people have their own ideas about what they need to do
and she was one of those people I'm trying to tell you
Could never think that her sister was not of the same mind
She had a different point of view and looked at life in a different way
and she was gone living somewhere else somewhere far away
so what I'm left with is what I've got to deal with
but that's okay I'm alright with that
I've heard that you're past the point of help
Write to me and I'd do the best that I could
I can't help but wonder and dream by myself
sitting alone with all those books on my shelf
and think about all those people that lived before me and all that they could do that I can't
As we roll along
I can't help I can't stifle my tongue
I try to say the words
what will what will become of me?
the door opened on my side of the car
and I was pushed to the ground
smile on her face she said let it be
ice was cold on my face
there was no shoes on my feet
exhaust in my mouth for days
me and god alone
staring at all each other hooks and k
oh lord what will become of me
"


they gave me nine lives
split down the middle like cats eyes
who's that masked man leading black mass at chirstmas time
said don't be remiss and trip because the hits describe some missles I'm designing with L Ron Hubbard in my spare time
wearing out my angel wings I'm only hang gliding
dang Diane I've been plied with alcohol so I'll recall all the past times I've tried not to be able to get past you
now I'm trying to outlast you like contestants on a reality tv show
now feast your eyes on me and you
in the mirror it's weirder than it's ever been before
now go ween yourself
before the mirror where you used to preen yourself
So elven dream jar
tar on my fingers fling logs
mammoth king charge bring down whole towns
coal plants and mole holes and red wide barns
I said
why don't you lie down
what I meant was get dead now let's lie down with them now

last evening was a drag
made witches hats stand up on their hind legs
and please don't mind things
I'm everything you ever wanted
wished upon a monkey's paw
now clawing dirt from the grave of your dead son
with the shaking hands of an alcoholic
the white knuckles of a protestant
and the decadence was in the dying
so we'd go on living til we couldn't
and falling like the roaring niagra
into beds that don't belong to you
 so easy in the summer heat
and lazy like flying

and now we're old
kiss me but
don't gimme a cold now
don't kiss me like that
I bet you'd rather have been married to a rich aristocrat
Let's go on Trading Spaces with the fading graces of the mad hatter of spacecakes


and then you make yourself
the tides goes out and leaves so many shells like that coldplay - yellow but hello well and good bye now see you later as you sigh now it's not even fun seeing you because you're already gone in my head now let's lie down like the dead

alright now make some spread your legs and spread the butter on your toast where you're working at a host and guest relationship hate me for my riches while I'll give them up like kids for adoption and if we're too old to have kids when you're ready to get married we'll adopt some
hot corss buns you're bunning tons and tonnes running rivers ran with rum and humming mummers drummed and in and out went her lungs sent her tongues a twist and turning fist and firkin first in air and then the curtain raised was american flags cut up to ribbons and became a woman's garments now a better place further from god but closer to the chest
and now hearts that thump in  where my hope is dying to rest take sollace from the fact the exact meaning was lost  I think it was a long time ago that I've recalled my comical rombus filled journey through modern art got caught by the mall security cop hopping fences to stop me from stealing a shopping cart for my found art scupture well the junk is getting rarer and harder to find all these people call themselves street artists but they don't look like mimes we'll I'm spelling it out for you in so many lines Brian Wilson smiled so wide it broke his mind.

But
I got you
I caught you
i caught you
i got you tied up in a knot I bought you tied up with a bow now take me with you when you go 


fake images are making me jizz

miserable minsteral got lost no israel
got caught copping a feel like Benjamin Disraeli still
 mummers mum humming his artisinal wizard of oz face with no body
no arms crossed to die on
I'm spawning like overlords just in time to remind you I'm you times rued minus everything you didn't do
I'm stewing in my juices getting ready for my dinner for two
but now who's eating who
now I'm on the menu

People dying
leaping crying
sleeping lion
keep an eye on
me cause I am
creepy triumph
steeped in ions
slipped his irons
hip to science
gift to eliptic orbit iambs
trade taliban for northern alliance
we stole your soviet era appliances and sold them back to you
now we're hankering for what you're lacking too

We're rising like yeast
12 angry men at the last feast
If you're hear to talk anatomy
get the cadaver on the table and assemble in a viewing gallery
I'll be reading Galen directing the barber surgeon
harbouring a burning hatred for the patient who we're gutting like a sturgeon









darkness surround the laughing face of the clown
sable gown in haste it was thrown aside to reveal; a face made of dusk and paved roads
and steel towers
electric eel powered generators and wheels within wheels within spools of fishing wire
is it my eye or my tired tongued liar sprung vials of poison I've boiled down to tar and smeared the blade of dagger drawn in reflex or to hex the spawn of demon born upon us like the fondant on a cake
liberal wynne was ndp mistake now what would have been an easy win for hudak fumbled leaves him humbled in disgrace


they entered

it crunched my bones like celery
pop like celebrity
rub my memory off like an emery
blink and lemme see
read ellery queen
bleed elegies quick fix what you're telling me

if there's virtue there's vice of course
yeah if there's virtrue then there's vice of course
but it you spell it out in any other code
you better learn to tap it out in morse

If you seen me go honey, well then you've just begun your trip
yeah if you've seen me go away honey then you've just begun your trip
and if you can't keep your feet from walking away then be careful not to slip

If I've seen you once honey I've seen you a hundred times
Yeah that's right if I've seen you once I've seen you a hundred times
101 dalmations baby got different spots lady you're in for a surprise

111 nights baby since I lay next to you
111 nights baby since I lay next to you
when I get my hands on you woman yeah I wanna have sex with you

Now if there's one thing I remember honey if you tell me the truth you might
see if there's one thing to remember honey if you tell me the truth you might
see me tomorrow in the morning in a different sort of light





I'm doing capoeira with cappadonna on the way to smoke a blunt of marijuana drink a cappacino if you ponder blonder hash it will appear like a ghost like magic call me up like my accountant I got the whole house lit with mad pouches  grouches get spouses we're delousing now then low cut blouses and low rent houses and those giant trousers on acid we're going back kid shift and relax into the rebounding hounds of the baskervilles tasking you with riddles now that you're asking still it will spill like a basket will task me with the facts that really fill my heart with art that is so really really real
and fake and breakable and full of mistakes and lakes like ontario so great you barely know superior and I've gotten irie in the area of erie as in high up like an aerie of an eagle gradually agile like facile spouses I'm down in the dumps like kid cut your losses I'm the boston baked beans that just left the premises got the SMS message on my phone about S&M fetishes bless her heart she's messed up in the head
take me back like SOS was all I read
Now we're getting andre breton poems that I've met
oven baking dough is made to bread
oaks will break or bend
hope can take your limbs off at the hands
hop to run no feet to stand
bleeding ample ampules into the sand

 Liqour Tongue trashed
deattach the hatchet from my back quick gladly natasha's back with what you're trying to catch kid madly
match it up and like that shit rachet
infatuated but now you're glad you waited suffocated while you're bluffing hatred counting Xs on the calender from the last time you dated I made it quite clear to veda text I prayed to a jew like me cant break the laws of hebrews like I'm in the third grade I play soccer well all day like stockwell day I escape on sea-doo
we grew apart then together like some trees I used to know reach some branches we could dance on till the breeze begins to blow till it breaks but don't break your fall like who could tell this would happen at all


Liars need liarees simple simon honest steve
 Luckiest are the Siamese twin made two now I'm just looking for some human glue for me and you
We were we now I'm you so put me in the human zoo
cause I'm looking through the bars at you
like I keep my eyes on the road when I'm talking in the car with you

like 3d picture staring

cop the fuscia blurr long enough and the optical illusion emerges
tropical birds are Words with spurs
poking you and yours curse thse curs this cat purts mr christie is a rapper now these facts swerve into backyards like don't act hard you're just a kid now rid yourself of what you did now take some pills and be swell and hit some seaswell eagle eyed dream scout of the city gulf these eyes look to no one else plus one spells magic trills got no botany to slim jim across from me to who it ought to be now people just slaughtering people operatically chill and smoke some north cali in this river valley and don't dally before you sally forth or abort the rally
chicks that dip and don't like galleries but take pictures post them on the internet and boast but then the roasting comes
whole hostes of ghosts and trolls most of all coast of call in portugal the child mortuary defiled now the lambs lay down with the kids and blood runs down the aisle like eating ribs and sancrosanct thanks go to angst that wrote these rhymes so dank but tortured life so nice in retrospect and so romantic well child of antic with the tantric orgasm child of the whore madam who poured adam down the nose of the crooked cain and spasms rain and tamed him with the past him crooked cast away they lashed him to the mast to help him against the sirens now getting slowly jelly found in ice by wife of Shelley besting Byron made flesh divest now beside him and his face a harvest moon laughing and crying





marry me or ferry me away so dont tarry see
marriage is an era to retreat to in error we think we can domesticate what makes us cakes without it breaking
some people they fake it for the kids or they make it up as they go along like the rules of bridge
I'm fooling myself if I think I can help it
I'm waiting for the delphic to tell me to shelve it and turn to the self kid just don't do what the elves did running around casting spells but they ain't got no thought of wellfare it's like their worlds up here while ours is in the shitter now don't take the seranghetti and make it all spaghetti




on the porch smelling petrichor of course the chorus comes on harpsicord the poor bard hung himself with nylon cord to court the comely courtesans of terpsichore

I'm so this I'm like that
promise me you'll write back
it seems so unfair now we dare to run racetracks haste makes mistakes so wack you can't look back now this hook got jooks that jab and addle brains open up a can of worms so strange their like that chick who gives away her brains for free like aol cds I'm telling you like William Tell shooting apples off your head like William Burroughs and if it seems silly umm..  like little girls let me tell you wife's missing her life since he did something so really dumb now I would be feeling stuff except I'm feeling numb wheeling one circling to the ceiling of what is real love and what love is really hun
hovering over me or underneath me
under my seat like a life vest for me like you ain't good enough for life sleeves
now we're shining brightly like the stars do nightly except we can't be seen because of constellations greater and closer called city lights see

I'm so that I'm like this
and you're telling me the the felony would gimme up to six years in the penitentary
we'll I'd do ten in the city but twenty in the country
Montreal ballers surfring couches with me
I ain't no slouch when it comes to getting free lunches come and get me
get at me
get me get at me
let me be that to you and you can be that for me


tell me will you emily you're still so see through breathing through breathing tubes rattles like the wind and grin it seethes too reads you lines from the book that crooked its lean to while making loans and puttings leans on you we're greening out dude pass the munchies and the french onion dip in my lunch please I've got a hunch we've run out of of countries to invade now enclaves are all the rage now melee with starting upgrades and custimizable silos blow up like that half of outkast named andre
and you can't make sense of what we do
when you're lying to them talking through them too
find siamese twins removed now we're two
I'm looking for some human gluefor me and you
diamonds knew cayman islands blew through
now what I'd do to you
is a crime for the crime zoo
now I'm stewing in my juices
roosting in a cell called my room




dont hate yourself
behave yourself


i love you
why would hurt me








ugly words are often true but who'd love them
trust me to tuck them in

there are no new people
just
just pictures of the people you copied on the retina faded like an after image of the future that you're trying to forget now now close your eyes and back away from her

make it up so slimey like the liar's tongue moves why do you do that type of move just to fit into the groove yes now behoove me to tell you the truth



Isis or Osiris Iris was the rainbow said to noah be eager for god's love the fermentation of beer that was the yeast in the bread of the sky


the living core of vegetable soul
incredible fold in time that I'll roll
style so  mild though
stye in inner eye gouge
too tired to lie down
now wake up naked from the waist down in downtown
now cowering in a crowd and it's on me like the last round
pass round hash and get crowned
bow down to brain scan ultrasound
now our culture sounds pretty tasty to those vultures looking down


microphone testing
it's notorious ST
vacating the premisise he's elvis presly
pelvic thrust then bust up in this waitress from Kelsey's
what else do I have hiding up my sleeve
joe biden on the wingtip but hope reside with me
cobra eye gleam
with a sober white last name
coast guard the last line of defense in case of change



imagine ocean over
nova scotia cliffs
erroded like the face of hope with open lips
toking spliffs don't make me diminish now let's hop to the finish with the cap of the minish



IRONAGE OF NOVA SCOTIA EARTH RUSTS RED IN MY MOUTH
Spit out the blood now take to the coast
rhyme up some crimes with vim and vigor then
drown all my sorrows in salt water malt liquor
if life seems a joke well here's the kicker
the rest of the world don't care if you're grinning

Golly G

Holly we turn to folly taking molly see the way college equates to knowledge but lack of acknowledgement never made the anthology
of poetry they said maybe slow going might be better than editing that pile of vile oaths
a mile high sowed by time behind me like some apple seeds turned to trees I'm rather embarrassed to find
Tell me if your saddle sack tells itself to my innuendo meant to leave that all to luck who gives a fuck who gives one anyway
tell me the same thing you said to him yesterday
as long as you made it fresh each day like subway
it's baked and so am I so who can tell the difference anyway
hithertoo remembered as a friend I met or somebody
I'd never see the likes of again but then suddenly someday maybe if I'm lucky
she'll come back to me
and waiting up for her I'd smile
I knew you'd come and I'm glad did though I knew you'd take a while
Tell me truthfully if you're here for good or just for PJ Styles
Listen close like you haven't held me in a while
Two banks of a river made black by a swell
tell people words in language you forgot how to spell



Sarah oh sarah oh Check stereo playing barlioz so parry blows but don't tarry though ghosts and scary growths can ferry those like Mary goes round and round break the cycle check the sound and carry your derrieres to the dance floor we're coming round fairly often merrily got em in our rostrum flip it rap possum fossil of the past if the costs allow
press the fingertips of walls to the hips of basketballs and riposte stall vigor brawl anger mango tangle so he broke his ankle said I'll bank here with tankards of lanky arm scars bojangles burning barn barge here it is large my main maid marian marge saying yes sarge pardon the force of cars but we're hitting bars so hard it's like sars coming down with the brown round his wrists which was found to tangle like the rings round the fingers of his hands
it made sense to no one else but the members of the band










calcium phosphate
sodium chlordide
iron phosphate


just try to face this
debased I'll replace this faker on the track leave his body in my basement
smoking weed with dave kicking it like asics
take this like vinegar and soda yeah we're bakin'
film canister takin' pictures of your vacation spoil em in development elope one chance don't forget or make irrelevant
remember like an elephant like ella fitzgerald so elegant like zelda fitzgerald so malevolant and jealous like my lavalamp so tell us of the happenstance
snaps nearly crapped his pants
carnacs gone south of france
now the north face jacket race of immaculate face target for ejaculate wait think of all the bachellorette's waists don't waist your time but move in haste it's a crime to waste this time in your place
so go back to her place and surely replace everything in your life that's lonely with someone else's homely domestication

so confess the patient lie that's waiting hide or make it cry out baby take me in the night
let me wake you up inside out with eyes that eightfold describe the lines that spiderlike she wrapped around the words she tracked the curves in space time density or whatever propensity drew you or like faces you knew you
had forgotten the name of
you made up names for
in your head to go to bed so
take me with you when you go
with you to bed but
when you fall asleep beside me I feel awful and alone
why would you sleep
so well just like a stone
a stone I'd throw into a wishing well and wish for you to fall asleep beside me and thinking of you wish you well
I'm wishing you well
kissing you in storytelling dell and dip in forrest climb and take a measure of us now that pleasure's the greatest treasure for us I'm slow lorris, trees and chicks with no tops into Morrissey
the lastest extreme sport straight to screamcore dream jar of weird porn on the internet forum
pinterest dorm room harm inducing playing doom II till noon the next day


Thank you for the opportunity to work in your kitchen.  It has been a positive experience for me and everyone has been amazing.  Unfortunately the time has come where I have to say good bye to you all and end this brief but prosperous chapter.  Consider this my two weeks notice.

Best wishes

Jacob

 


hit you with the vindictive words of witticism never before heard or written whether youre perturbed bed ridden or just from the suburbs considering we're on some herbs now gimme things one word THUNDER brings a hundred terms of them stumbling drunk and mumbling eating wonderbread and assembling embolisms reminiscent of a fender bender schism met her at a given time but eternal was the love I crafted out of wax and patterns backwards grafted to my brain like magic it was vexed with hexes from the sex we slept so come and take address
make a mess of all the rest and manifest some of the best
now you're foundering take you up off the ground and then we're down and again sit back and relax you're clowning in it's earth bound and you're wearing wedding gowns and glitz
pounding down powder with wowsers here's two fivers and handful of uppers and three glasses of shut the fuck up sir yes  sir now undress her into introspective words you crafted in fractions of a second like what else were you practicing for but to freeze up now wow you suck take everything you love and strangle it with hugs too tight you knew right away a few might escape but today no way hooray let's all say mayday not m'lady and stay well away
pray to god you can evade and not become her prey






wisdom tooth got a bit too long
had to go ot the dentist to take off its crown



down on the west side of university avenue
all thse businessmen liquid lunch and grabbing brews
I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant for seafood
you know nothing's worse than him having you
at least there are mussels to take home and I'm not homeless but working for less than minimum wage, I'm basically a slave
At my age Halcyon with hustle
I think the calcium in the mussels built up around my tooth
now it's poking my cheek and might have to be removed
Lying like an amalgam of cadavers before Frankenstein
The patient lying etherized upon the table
The white plastic gloves grip the handle
hands inclined to doctor
trips I blocked out to the dentist that at your therapists you talk about
the last remnant of childhood nightmares sticks around longer than your childhood hopes
under hypnosis we're this close kids

so grope
so blind I feel you

when you grow up and your teeth start trying to kill you
I was a biological dead end and now you know what I've been through
  THE HORROR
take a dip and dive like a symphony
rise like your sympathy for me that's adorable and spiral to infinity like entropy
now you're creepy crawly like a centipede remember no remedy so you sent for me
Rocking sleeves tattooed so temporary
so blazed he vaguely dropped out of the seminary
now he's digging graves in the cemetery looking for somewhere subterranean to tell me scary stories
fairy forests or barely making out the difference between two portraits
proceed to 100 percent progress
carve this dungeon map and compass
dump this treasure in vaults so secret kids freak out can't get glimpses
trade one mask for another like eclipses
pressed his lips to hers and it encouraged him in his misery
so find a warm patch in the sun and
lay down with the lizards with me

Remember always keep your garden green
so you wake and don't remember what you glimpsed in wandering dream
it's haunting me
Now I'm down in the dumps like this economy
consciously costing nothing
 now I"m jetting to Boston for a conference
Blessed out specialist with confidence
Hard to convince bitches always sitting on the fence
weighing pros and cons to mince
lakes to bigger fish were ponds for shrimp
hard to place your finger on the map where the monuments fell like on the ottoman
this autumn when we bought him his first car and first semester in college which he later found out wasn't divine providence
nor fortune nor fate but the obvious choice that's in front of all of us in congress
say follow us!


Put your trust in St Augustine

open up your mind
whatchu tryna find
I once stole a peach in my youth now beseech me to tell you the truth


YOu got squat diddly bought not an middling grot now we're counting pennies
pray you're heading to a fountain vending machine spreading more goals than foals burning coals neverending for offending endings and you're boring me like you did her
deep like a drill for real to the earth's core
Verse chorus verse please that rhyme's for the nursery
Cursery curse I rehearsed see how I'm reimbursed by all the bursaries
so put in the hearse in reverse or see percy splees the size of mercy me cause they kept me in reserve so Creasy, Creasy told me to call him Creasy. Tracy, my ex wife met my girlfriend Lacie, made an accidental stop over on vacation praying to God I wouldn't have dated so blatant but hate it or fade it over
since we separated its been like cage doors swinging shut on everything now fruit loops got no magic now they all taste the same
I'm feeling kinda drained
tell me elm tree how'd ya always stay always so strange?


squaring the circle with Lying Messenger



you're boring me
like you
did her
now your 2nd person world can't help but continue, the third person arrives to seperate the two of you...  behind the wall where are you now... you become object of the dyadic relation before some third, some one else
and she is is now the third person held in the interlocutor's reference--and who were you anyway
as in
let's make love a game of self discovery as if transference were all there was
I do say
my model makes it's own demonstration

After I slept for three days
I awoke in purple haze
Reality felt like meat space
I'm phased in from the stars man
parsing Mars to Earth like Tarzan swinging tree to tree
You can bring what you might bring to me as an offering
richer than the tar sands: blinging unbelievably



They took nine cooked him nine times
booked him crook crooked him cold booking shook em and then took off brooklyn to carrington my maid's friend the librarian said never stray past getting laid I'm in the Chelsea Hilton for like five days but now I'm back chilling scooping fro yo at Menchies saying how much does this shit weigh bitch this yogurt too expensive I'm like nah get yourself whatever I'm good I ate a big lunch understood you're backing out now I'm catching looks from bitches in Northface jackets causing a scene when i start fumbling for my wallet spilled a bunch a change now I'm crawling on my hands and knees I'm looking deranged  whatever fuck it
I'm chilled out smoking weed up in my room go to the store get some snacks and shit come back watch a movie
life's complicated enough when you ain't exactly worrying I'll take you back someday son rat race is scurrying fact is you can have exactly what you want in life and that's encouraging


Everybody said
that rhyme's dead
Talking sparrowhawk and I'm Ged
I timed it five minutes before I'm fed to the giant head
levitating like Leviathan was flying in sound waves of the violin
trailing violence a mile a minute with eyelids open and pariah thin slits were the pupils that resided inside of them
Single file was the line up that admired him
Helped him out the swamp he was mired in
Parted the mud like the sea here's some soap suds for you to wash the dirt up off your knees
Hip while you hop with me
Take a trip while you philosophy me with anthology
take a deep breath to take the leap as you follow me
golly gee college equates to knowledge see I accept your appology if you say you're truly sorry G
Sally see the way I went to Dallas we took the 35 east
through mountain tall and valley deep Cali dreams callous schemes ecologies you haven't seen who's on top of LAWD
newest rapper trapped up in a lapsed synapsed up in a thunder clap god catcha clap god
snaps'll catch a quick nap cause he's so laxed at being the rap god







same as famous michael keaton dreams made facile the loaded poison tenacle dripped gibbous moon vindictive in the marslight
oh our nights tonight but this neon blowpipe got caught in my spaghetti western headlight
let's let the bed bugs out at night
they keep me up at night 
I got you in my heart through all my life
 now call your name back to eh saccrine acts of war task force restoring masks you hoard 
let me into that cask of yours to drain the drops or make up words
take me out at night
wear me out or like a dress or
on your shoulder like a parrot for you to wear with your pirate hat
and let it tell you secrets like the earphones at the museum
I'm grinning like the cat that wants to eat him
you want to see him?
 so here's the hall of blank walls and here's the exhibit of tranquilizers successfully administered
let's replicate what you face in the mirror each day
Ego ideal or Ideal ego let me grab a toaster eggo with an egg to go at crepe a go go let me go so I can write a poem about anniversaries for your bursary to curse my terse purse strings bursting at the seams with liverwurst and things fred dursting with a dirth immersed in trinkets of blinking ingots emerging
bring us some Gershwin and we'll be musing to ourselves how much we cursed him at first when we heard him but now we adore him cause Oram when I was born a young Norman I saw my future as a porridge but now in my 40s I'm more absorbent call me Couriscant call me Carcassone call me Carcasso Carcosa call me back with your lasso to Old El Paso where we task you to eat a taco without getting crumbs on the carpet like grass grew out the floor with a fresh mist of Mountain dew







telling you shit you never knew
textbook stock going up like our revenue


Yo I'm coming humming straight from the mothership

Do I spend money on lovely things to consume or consume lovely things for money my human so lovely  that the world must suffer for paper in drawers in computers
in computers
in computers
in computers is our hope for the future now I'm used to being used to them



everybody says they love me when they hug me but you know it ain't up to me
everybody hates me subtly
press your hands together in a cup for me
and let me sip and suckle from it as you sup with me
chicken finger licking buttery
no cutlery
just utterly succulent and cuddly soft not leathery
it was the best breast next to the ones that I never see
legendary very also scary with the variance
hey maid marian I see clear with clairvoyance that your marriage is avoidance and various diplomas
I'm in a coma luging through the moma
the aroma of marijuana reminds me of Sheronda like the boatman beckoning me to judgement your honour
silly money filled me sweet like honey
treat her right for once in your life you dumby
before life starts crumbling again
one wonders what one woman could do or discipline
those few who are listening take note not mescaline
folk thought embezzeling all his funds was the best thing to buy off the pestering neighbours and relatives

in this imaginary world where you have something to lose
your waking up drinking booze taking pills having chills with wack drug addicts and criminals not eating at regular intervals and not sleeping haven't felt right up in my head since last weekend past freaking out now I'm wack steven tracks gone lax even wax apple grab a snapple win at scrabble on a lucky double
chase the bubble pop now you took too long you're in trouble
life's a game and you're the hole
stay in control of the field
rhymes yield to no man build snowmen of volcano ash well I'll dradle natch, we'll cable cash from neighbour's wall fatal crash now his ashes all sable black and that's the way you act
I say if it was me I'd find some way to pay you back

keep treading  water so your limbs dont atrophy
i guess you can't take it back now that bats out the belfry
tell me elves speak right through the elm trees 
I'll take what TVs selling me right to Tel Aviv







Im re-reading lord of the rings
 halfway through twin towers
I always get bored of the thing
I called up George my drug dealer tonight
I said Hey are you around I just got off work I'll see you in 30 minutes and I
hopped on the subway and met him and on the way back I got a Chicken Shawarma
now I'm feeling warmer but it's getting colder outside
yes february's setting in and the days in my life are never seen only felt
and I've slept through every one since I quit my job
making salads for soccer moms
and I started dishwashing in restaurants
They said you gotta shovel the walk and I said I know you don't have to be a prick about it
sorry about your wife's pussy I'll take my dick up out it
I live on a different schedule than you so if you give me a reasonable amount of time to do it then I'll do it and I have been doing it you people are ju zealots of domesticity yeah I've seen you
start shoveling when its just begun snowing and shoveling our walk too before i get a chance out of spite and hating us all your life when I only shovel my walk after it stops snowing when I'm shoveling my walk at a more reasonable time
ain't gonna do any good except satisfy your wife
that woman speaking through your mouth I can taste her breath when you speak
I wish she'd rot in hell fire after she'll slip and break her neck
walking down her own patch of `street
cause when you talk
about other people you're not focusing on what you could do to better yourself
let's all take note of this sad woman and her husband and raise a beer and belch

















losing friends
was just gaining new ones in your head
I'll make it all up as I go along
and say the things I never said.


Cinderblock talk round the cooler is you married a loser
Cop the low wage interval
7-11 big gulp
where wolf there wolf
scary like a big gulf between the two of you
now its every problem in your marriage ever on review 
careful its a werewolf scar prepare for moon change bring strange form
cage for him in the corner on the days you store him
like tiera del feugo and I'll listen if you say so
thanks girl thanks for all the help and hope you call
I'm the Streetcar Named Desire and my ego the lampshade
can't believe you stayed for a minute to demonstrate
blue lotus clutched her hands around a lemon said
hey man
how'd you get so square and
now embarrass your self in front of elves
looking for someone you can save
tethering a volleyball to
seven claustrophobic
triangles
tell me my angle
take kangaroo hop django reinhardt mein kompft
mon friere mine moffat
try him and get him off quick before blotches!
keep on counting time with watches in your waterworld
Kevin Costner prances with skulls
like riding a bike
you just don't forget her
no not yet her
memory it lingers like a wicked form or formless form or cone of sight
it's a pran glaze enclave on wrong graves with the redgraves and does this look like a dead dave
or a live undead rave
said mave
now pave the pavement away and roll up the concrete under my feet as I brave the cold and pray the snow away
yeah its getting steeper than some deep deep holes
incontrol's on goal with kids like foals and I suppose then
How much do you suppose I owe?

Christ my toes are numb they froze in code that means in love
I'll take you deeper underground than some holes I've dug
What do you suppose you'd do or tell me what you've done
everybody loves someone
everybody in love





this way is my high way so dance with me on the glowing coals of holes in shoals with your calloused soles and Pallas Athena scolds him wants the bones from chosen foals and that just shows them what mole hills made ant hills of and mountains turned fountains like volcanoes of blood
and she said to you THAT S JUST THE WAY IT GOES with my luck
and we burnt toast like she stubs her toes and rows on rows of them know her by her name in laymans's terms the same as terminally shermed I'm worming my way into Barnes and Nobles hope I'll stow away for the sequel like
how could it go wrong again
and
what could it matter to you
if she tried to be your friend


inclusively lucid on a futon in Busan
crunch like crouton Tempura Udon soup as hot as neutrons
q

Lies fill every stanza like George Costanza
she said words so now I answer
hey how are you cowered like in pews
say lay down with me too
way down on queen and broadview
say round three we could be you and if you're confused then Houston
say hey now 3d becomes a lean to
grey ground grey sky now I swear it aint fair I'm greening out dude



Don't step on the crack from bad wires
Elm tree tell me scary stories by the camp fire I've a fiver
tell me of failure and inhaled air and glider pale as her face or the burns on her thighs were
tell me his eyes are tired of admiring dark pools I'm mired in now the future's fire wood in a wood fire oven like the apocalypse licking its lips and watching you aspirate as you aspire to grin
a smiling tide of the ocean and I'm lying to her chin with my head pressed and dead last was magic cats mired in the environment
let's disapparate and fake the past
wow
look how long legs all the spiders kept their eggs wrapped
placenta lamella or amniotic sack
can we know in advance and I'll take once chance
to make a change but I guess I didn't need to know that
I was speeding over limits man you cannot agree wack as tracking through the seaside towns of your childhood trips now ship wrecked
let me take a sec to forget and check a script bless

Tell of it for the hell of it swell kid
Tiger Woods asked if Mel Gibson asked Nancy she said well Cid
sand traps the size of afghanistan Now as they appear are just baseball sized golf balls looking larger in the rearview mirror
like a merger that leaves you a jobless millionaire
Bring out the champagne honey and the real pain vinegar
tom waits coughing laughed said at least you'll thank me later
taste the new wave vogue that's slowly selling out
it's raining so hard outside I hope you're wearing your Wellington boots out
I hope you resign yourself
keep telling lies and you'll hurt your neck
turning to check up behind yourself



Phantom limbs and antonyms
contradict themselves and elves
said dwarves like jews
 of baser rock hewed the arkenstone
 and covet it like gollum the ring
or gandalf did that ledge before he took falling



Sempiternal satyrs circle and say
Man made of flesh today
before was clay
satyrs always been liquid flowing
from leaves like taps of trees
may pole syrup
was sap now see


your lips move mumbling
tell me something I dont know
running full speed away
then bathe in grit from the grave
and comma full stop now grovel in your brave hovel if you pay that means you better make it novel you`ll be able to articulate
each reticulated digit of it glimpsing some half truth about our fate for a moment in the light then darkness
her hands turned to birds turned to eyes and her forefinger pointing at
holy oaks
her eyes like goblins grinning bright
no lampshade for it
no hinterland wide enough to buy enough stuff to ride it out for the winter and what could you ever give her except the shiver
cold right down her back and night gown her lack in found objects
rewound and bound in bodice made firm by the fireplace her hearth was regular and irregular as ever
triangular anguish and hand drawn circles so
there ain`t no X for you to tattoo yourself with anymore
they swept it up in brooms and humans left luminous gloom and gust of brooding dust cloud

flying monkey crystal sphere face the motel bathroom mirror 
lipstick scrawled a number here for
fearful weirdos near and dear
call her she appears in all tears
wondering where my holiday cheer is
just here for the conversation like holden caulfield is
we all heel to the spiel of the realist kneeling and pealing his bell at a telos
but don`t get overzealous
charging in like hellions rebellion I`m Jack Skellington taking you back to the origin Duke Ellington Ella Fitzgerald and your belly button
Let me tell you something glutton eating mutton strutting your stuff and bluffing
you`re one second away from
plant some smack on him, take him out back and cuff em
I got an urge and an urge just feels right It could even feel wrong but that just feels right too
you make me see the same thing a different way than I should though


Tripping on that purple lemonade that I`m sipping on
 Eating fried chicken in Nippon with some Japanese chick who dyed her hair blonde at christmas time is it time to remiss and miss the chiam drip trip flip you twitched the last time it's the same ol grime crime fine he paid and laid down like crooks in your spine I'm drying my eyes from firefights in the bright night gonna admire height's view might take a slip before I dip and say adieu like a whole cloud of steam escaping from your forrest hill apartment I'm fire trucks embarking on adventure when I grow up I'll be like you but a spike out my forehead grew they named it unicorn the foremost fool on the hill or sword spin strike sharks embark on bikes it's the hitler mustache in the back with the kikes and reading Nietzsche
teaching to each his own peach but beseech these words while releasing 
seeking to be free of briefly encountering then allowing it to bow down again I'm sounding in the pool that I'm lounging in gouging out my eyes with a spoon like an ombudsman and calm floods came then in your momma's den
by the light of the tv he gathers receipts like judge judy
cudgel ruby slipper wearing girls and then who'd he think you were and burning who you were before then
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limp back in like haggard boxer balboa
carrying his hands in his arms like they were plates of brisket steaming like the pits of hell
smiling like the mouth of buddha
hands like gorillas like gorgons like ludacris
get back get back yall don't know me like that



elephants graveyard



at bars they`ll card ya
we large like marge hair
elephant we charge yeah




Jacob and Dave here
Token rap savior
here`s a waiver if we don`t fit the bill you can get a refund later
be fundamentally bent in your views you need a new context here`s some text to reflect check
words that I script like the scribes of Egypt come equipped to button lips tripping over this and that








beefhoven`s fifth drinking appletons from a micky and smoking a spliff
copious hope in my self and lack of mental health`ve been alphabetically arranged
made my harangue a meringue now rearrange my brain and have it staged
like act your way your words a doorway and poor me















eating ricin lets let down with the dice
and listen to my sister's favourite album by Feist
Christ I'm rolling Goly Gee
Christmas Holly and ball game  you're calling me
I'll agree on condition we
omit it from tips we slip the waitresses and case and point adjacent are the spaces that we place them in
and what's the pace we freebased the thing emaciated face of grin
haste we're in
If that's the wasteral pastry taster gay astronaut pass the pot to him and play asher roth and rot this thing
was too fucked up to last and that's the mercy of the merciless ming


Incorrigible COry in the back of a Delorean
Flashbang flashbacks and I'm in the Korean War again
I got foreign films all up in my mind like Medusa the Gorgon
seducing the forgone conclusion of Morgan or Morgana
organ or organic?
Oregon or Canada?
Slide down the bannister into anguish and blandishment
graphic or drawn with a stick into sand like some afghans are brandishing

Now I'm brooding over brain contusions giving me insane bruises and my forehead pondering student
wandering lukewarm suit made of new fibres to die for
wheel make me driver the million dollar khyber pass to fly over


I  think i need some help with this